Procrastinates Cartoons

A deadline comes to chew up a worker.

Artist:
Patterson, Jason
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CC123732
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deadline, deadlines, stress, stresses, stressful, worker, workers, working, job, jobs, career, careers, conveyor belt, conveyor belts, under the gun, procrastinate, procrastinates, procrastinating, put off, putting off, gear, gears, cog, cogs, cog in a machine, cogs in a machine, cog in the machine, cogs in the machine, modern life, modern times, white collar, white collar job, white collar jobs, cubicle, cubicles, anxiety, anxieties, anxious, anxiousness, stress, stressor, stressors, cope, copes, coping

Too early to begin working on/Too late to do anything about.

Artist:
Chast, Roz
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CC120168
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inbox, inboxes, in-box, in-boxes, outbox, outboxes, out-box, out-boxes, behind schedule, late, lateness, tardy, tardiness, schedule, schedules, work schedule, work schedules, scheduling, overworked, procrastinate, procrastinates, procrastinating, procrastination

"We're still moving in."

Artist:
Stevens, Mick
Search ID:
CC120400
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2000x1518 pixels (unwatermarked)
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move, moves, move in, moves in, moving in, box, boxes, moving box, moving boxes, unpack, unpacks, unpacking, dinner party, dinner parties, host, hosts, hosting, lazy, laziness, procrastinate, procrastinates, procrastinating, procrastination, slacker, slackers, slack off, slacks off, slacking off

Finally - a software package that makes it snap to write that novel.

Artist:
Chast, Roz
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CC32903
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software, software package, writer, writers, author, authors, genre, genres, genre writer, genre writers, genre convention, genre conventions, writing help, digital assistant, digital assistants, fiction, fictional, lazy, laziness, procrastinate, procrastinates, procrastination, procrastinator, procrastinators

"When you're through with that, there's a water cooler on seven that needs emptying."

Artist:
Vey, P. C.
Search ID:
CC121852
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3500x3113 pixels (unwatermarked)
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water cooler, water coolers, stall, stalls, stalling, procrastinate, procrastinates, procrastinating, break room, break rooms, breakroom, breakrooms, lunch break, lunch breaks, long lunch break, long lunch breaks, waste time, wasting time, loiter, loiters, loitering, office drone, office drones, office worker, office workers, linger, lingers, lingering, caught, rebuke, rebukes, sarcastic, sarcasm

Children's Dream Bedtime Routine

Artist:
Chast, Roz
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CC40432
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bedtime, bedtimes, bed, beds, go to bed, goes to bed, going to bed, parent, parents, parenting, child, children, offspring, kid, kids, bedtime routine, bedtime routines, night owl, night owls, video game, video games, distraction, distractions, stay up, stays up, staying up, staying up late, watch tv, watching tv, watch television, watching television, procrastinate, procrastinates, procrastination

The Procrastinatorium.

Artist:
Chast, Roz
Search ID:
CC133014
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2985x2983 pixels (unwatermarked)
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procrastinator, procrastinators, procrastination, procrastinate, procrastinates, stall, stalls, stalling, avoid, avoids, avoiding, put off, puts off, putting off, lazy, laziness, delay, delays, delaying, slacker, slackers, slacking, slack off, slacks off, slacking off, aversion, aversions, hard work, work, working

Where the Appalachian Trail Crosses the Path of Least Resistance

Artist:
Chast, Roz
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CC132670
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applachian trail, path of least resistance, lazy, laziness, hike, hiker, hikers, hiking, outdoors, great outdoors, outdoorsman, outdoorsmen, outdoors man, outdoors men, lazy, laziness, couch potato, couch potatoes, appalachians, mountain range, mountain ranges, watch tv, watching tv, watching television, passive, passivity, sit, sits, sitting, sit around, sits around, sitting around, procrastinate, procrastinates, procrastinating, procrastination

"From nine until one, you'll be getting nothing done. From one until five, you'll be asking yourself how that was possible."

Artist:
Sipress, David
Search ID:
CC141959
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5700x5198 pixels (unwatermarked)
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office drone, office drones, office worker, office workers, worker, workers, white collar, job, jobs, desk jockey, desk jockeys, cubicle, cubicles, corner office, corner offices, skive, skives, skiving, do-nothing, procrastinate, procrastinates, procrastinating, procrastination, screw around, screwing around, useless, uselessness, worthless, worthlessness

Creation: The True Story

Artist:
Chast, Roz
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CC140949
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productive, productivity, productivity goal, procrastination, procrastinate, procrastinates, procrastinating, panic, panics, panicked, panicky, stress, stress, stressed, creation, creationism, creationist, deadline, dead line, deadlines, god, religion, religions, christianity, christian

"I love never finishing our dissertations together."

Artist:
Sipress, David
Search ID:
CC143175
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5700x4493 pixels (unwatermarked)
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dissertation, dissertations, thesis, theses, academic, academics, egghead, eggheads, professor, professors, phd, phd student, phd students, doctorate, doctorates, masters, university, universities, college, colleges, student, students, procrastinate, procrastinates, procrastinating, procrastination, professional student, professional students, disorganized, disorganization, disorganised, disorganisation

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

Artist:
Flake, Emily
Search ID:
CC141480
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literature, literary, novel, novels, american novel, great american novel, novelist, novelists, writer, writers, writing, write, you should be writing, books, book, bookish, book lover, book lovers, book worm, book worms, procrastinate, procrastination, procrastinates, procrastinating, careers, career, career change, career advice, careers advisor, careers adviser, mmo, mmorpg, ghostwriting, ghost writer, ghost writing, witchcraft, wicca, witch craft, wiccan, age, ageing, aged

"It keeps track of how long you've been wearing workout clothes without actually working out."

Artist:
Dernavich, Drew
Search ID:
CC142585
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workout, workout clothes, working out, worked out, app, apps, track, tracking, fashion, fashions, critical, criticize, criticise, procrastinate, procrastinates, health, healthy, phone, phones, smartphones, smartphone, application, applications, cell, cells, cellphone, cellphones, basic, lazy, trend, trends, impression, impressions

"I have a whole closet full of running clothes I never wear."

Artist:
Finck, Liana
Search ID:
CC142936
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tortoise, tortoises, turtle, turtles, tortoise and the hair, running, running clothes, unworn, unused, exercise, exercise equipment, lazy, laziness, sloth, slothful, running outfit, running outfits, clean the closet, cleaning out the closet, exercising, procrastinate, procrastinates, procrastinating, personal trainer, personal trainers

Distractions Of The Great

Artist:
Chast, Roz
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CC38315
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jane, jane austen, austen, writer, writers, writing, fame, famous, celebrity, celebrity, genius, geniuses, prodigy, prodigies, prodigal, talent, talented, procrastinate, procrastinating, procrastination, procrastinates, distract, distracted, distracting, focus, focussed, focused, focusing, focussing, concentrate, concentration, concentrated, matisse, henry matisse, art, artist, artists, painter, painters, historical, historical figures, culture, cultural, cultural references, common, commonality, madame curie, curie, marie curie, figures, influential, influence, influentially

"Listen, pal, they're all emergencies."

Artist:
Twohy, Mike
Search ID:
CC122415
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emergency, emergencies, superhero, superheroes, superheroic, deed, deeds, comic book, comic books, lounge, lounges, lounging, busy, too busy, can't be bothered, put off, puts off, putting off, pool, pools, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, nuisance, nuisances, procrastinate, procrastinates, procrastinating, blow off, blows off, blowing off

"Hey, can I call you right back in two weeks?"

Artist:
Gregory, Alex
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CC120742
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procrastinate, procrastinating, procrastination, procrastinates, procrastinated, exec, executive, executives, word play, word-play, play on words, businessmen, business man, office work, desk job, phone, phonecall, call back, call you back, postpone, postponed, postpones, management, manager, managers, managerial, put off, putting it off, put it off, workload, work load, busy, busier, busier and busier, backlog, back log, piling up, pile up, big business

Will dick around on the internet all day for food.

Artist:
Dator, Joe
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CC135126
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dick around, dicks around, dicking around, skive, skives, skiving, screw around, screws around, screwing around, waste time, wastes time, wasting time, procrastinate, procrastinates, procrastinating, procrastination, white collar worker, white collar workers, office drone, office drones, office job, office jobs, panhandle, panhandles, panhandling, beggar, beggars, begging, beg, begs, skill, skills, skillset, skillsets, skill set, skill sets, qualification, qualifications, provide a service, providing a service, middle class, middle classes, web browsing, web browser, web browsers, internet usage

"We've been standing here talking about how to pitch to the batter for way too long, haven't we?"

Artist:
Dernavich, Drew
Search ID:
CC133848
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global warming, sea level, ocean levels, rise, rises, sea level rise, sea level rising, conference, conferences, pitcher's mound, pitchers mound, meeting, meetings, meeting on the mound, waste time, wastes time, wasting time, batter, batters, indecision, flood, floods, flooding, great flood, great floods, catcher, catchers, baseball, baseball player, baseball players, procrastinate, procrastinates, procrastination, climate change, environmentalist, environmentalists, environmentalism

"I'm behind on my carrots."

Artist:
Twohy, Mike
Search ID:
CC24927
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carrot, carrots, eat, eats, eating, diet, diets, special diet, special diets, vegetable, vegetables, jargon, boardroom, boardrooms, meeting, meetings, procrastinate, procrastinates, procrastinating, procrastination, cliche, cliches, business meeting, business meetings, executive meeting, executive meetings, catch up, catches up, catching up, playing catch up

"I make sure I spend six hours a day in front of my typewriter whether I have any ideas or not."

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
Search ID:
CC3262
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typewriter, typewriters, typewriting, writer's block, writers block, author, authors, writer, writers, writing, tip, tips, trick, tricks, idea, ideas, inspiration, inspirations, procrastinate, procrastinates, procrastinating, procrastination, drink, drinks, drinking, drinker, drinkers, thought, thoughts

The artist wakes refreshed, creative juices flowing.

Artist:
Ziegler, Jack
Search ID:
CC32639
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wake, wakes, waking, wake up, wakes up, waking up, cubist, cubists, cubism, inspiration, inspirations, idea, ideas, relax, relaxes, relaxing, relaxation, work from home, works from home, working from home, startle, startles, startling, nap, naps, napping, nap time, artist, artists, artistry, creative, creativity, creative process, creative processes, procrastinate, procrastinates, procrastinating, procrastination

Travelogue

Artist:
Chast, Roz
Search ID:
CC120828
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leisure, travel, travels, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, tourist, tourism, procrastinate, procrastination, procrastinates, destination, destinations, hobby, hobbies, internet, explore, exploring, online, on-line, the web, dream, dreaming, daydream, daydreams, daydreamed, daydreaming, leisure

"We were too busy ignoring the warning signs to pay attention to the projected disaster."

Artist:
Vey, P. C.
Search ID:
BA500362
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risk, risk averse, risk aversion, avoid, avoiding, avoiding risk, avoid risk, warning sign, warning, warnings, warning signs, projected, projection, projections, disaster, business collapse, business failure, meeting, meetings, board, board meeting, boardroom, exec, execs, management, manager, managers, executive, executives, failure, fail, failed, disaster, ignorance, inaction, passive, passivity, procrastinate, procrastination, procrastinating, procrastinates

"The siege was yesterday."

Artist:
Cotham, Frank
Search ID:
CC141266
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history, historical, historically, siege, siges, sieged, castle, castles, procrastinate, procrastination, procrastinates, procrastinating, procrastination, deadline, deadlines, missed deadline, missed deadlines, diary, calendar, missed, invade, invaded, invading, invasion, medieval, peasant, peasants