Procrastination Cartoons

"Sometimes it's important to stop whatever break you're taking and just do the work."

Artist:
Kaplan, Bruce
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CC40819
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procrastinate, procrastinating, procrastination, break, breaks, writing break, writing breaks, writer, writers, author, authors, journalist, journalists, journalism, take breaks, taking breaks, office drone, office drones, office worker, office workers, worker, workers, manager, managers, management, tip, tips, worklife, corporate culture, corporate mentality, corporate ladder, corporate ladders, break room, break rooms, slacker, slackers, slack off, slacking off, put off, putting off, work, works

Too early to begin working on/Too late to do anything about.

Artist:
Chast, Roz
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CC120168
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inbox, inboxes, in-box, in-boxes, outbox, outboxes, out-box, out-boxes, behind schedule, late, lateness, tardy, tardiness, schedule, schedules, work schedule, work schedules, scheduling, overworked, procrastinate, procrastinates, procrastinating, procrastination

"We're still moving in."

Artist:
Stevens, Mick
Search ID:
CC120400
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2000x1518 pixels (unwatermarked)
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move, moves, move in, moves in, moving in, box, boxes, moving box, moving boxes, unpack, unpacks, unpacking, dinner party, dinner parties, host, hosts, hosting, lazy, laziness, procrastinate, procrastinates, procrastinating, procrastination, slacker, slackers, slack off, slacks off, slacking off

Finally - a software package that makes it snap to write that novel.

Artist:
Chast, Roz
Search ID:
CC32903
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software, software package, writer, writers, author, authors, genre, genres, genre writer, genre writers, genre convention, genre conventions, writing help, digital assistant, digital assistants, fiction, fictional, lazy, laziness, procrastinate, procrastinates, procrastination, procrastinator, procrastinators

Children's Dream Bedtime Routine

Artist:
Chast, Roz
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CC40432
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bedtime, bedtimes, bed, beds, go to bed, goes to bed, going to bed, parent, parents, parenting, child, children, offspring, kid, kids, bedtime routine, bedtime routines, night owl, night owls, video game, video games, distraction, distractions, stay up, stays up, staying up, staying up late, watch tv, watching tv, watch television, watching television, procrastinate, procrastinates, procrastination

The Procrastinatorium.

Artist:
Chast, Roz
Search ID:
CC133014
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procrastinator, procrastinators, procrastination, procrastinate, procrastinates, stall, stalls, stalling, avoid, avoids, avoiding, put off, puts off, putting off, lazy, laziness, delay, delays, delaying, slacker, slackers, slacking, slack off, slacks off, slacking off, aversion, aversions, hard work, work, working

Where the Appalachian Trail Crosses the Path of Least Resistance

Artist:
Chast, Roz
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CC132670
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applachian trail, path of least resistance, lazy, laziness, hike, hiker, hikers, hiking, outdoors, great outdoors, outdoorsman, outdoorsmen, outdoors man, outdoors men, lazy, laziness, couch potato, couch potatoes, appalachians, mountain range, mountain ranges, watch tv, watching tv, watching television, passive, passivity, sit, sits, sitting, sit around, sits around, sitting around, procrastinate, procrastinates, procrastinating, procrastination

"From nine until one, you'll be getting nothing done. From one until five, you'll be asking yourself how that was possible."

Artist:
Sipress, David
Search ID:
CC141959
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5700x5198 pixels (unwatermarked)
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office drone, office drones, office worker, office workers, worker, workers, white collar, job, jobs, desk jockey, desk jockeys, cubicle, cubicles, corner office, corner offices, skive, skives, skiving, do-nothing, procrastinate, procrastinates, procrastinating, procrastination, screw around, screwing around, useless, uselessness, worthless, worthlessness

Labor-Saving Devices

Artist:
Chast, Roz
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CC30316
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labor-saving, labor-saving device, labor-saving devices, labour-saving device, labour-saving devices, phone call, phone calls, novel, novels, book, books, read, reads, reader, readers, snack, snacks, snacking, nap, naps, napping, waste time, wastes time, wasting time, work, works, working, procrastinate procrastinates, procrastination, procrastinating, avoid work, avoiding work, avoid working, averse, aversion, aversions, work-averse, lazy, laziness

Creation: The True Story

Artist:
Chast, Roz
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CC140949
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productive, productivity, productivity goal, procrastination, procrastinate, procrastinates, procrastinating, panic, panics, panicked, panicky, stress, stress, stressed, creation, creationism, creationist, deadline, dead line, deadlines, god, religion, religions, christianity, christian

"I love never finishing our dissertations together."

Artist:
Sipress, David
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CC143175
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dissertation, dissertations, thesis, theses, academic, academics, egghead, eggheads, professor, professors, phd, phd student, phd students, doctorate, doctorates, masters, university, universities, college, colleges, student, students, procrastinate, procrastinates, procrastinating, procrastination, professional student, professional students, disorganized, disorganization, disorganised, disorganisation

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

Artist:
Flake, Emily
Search ID:
CC141480
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literature, literary, novel, novels, american novel, great american novel, novelist, novelists, writer, writers, writing, write, you should be writing, books, book, bookish, book lover, book lovers, book worm, book worms, procrastinate, procrastination, procrastinates, procrastinating, careers, career, career change, career advice, careers advisor, careers adviser, mmo, mmorpg, ghostwriting, ghost writer, ghost writing, witchcraft, wicca, witch craft, wiccan, age, ageing, aged

"I feel like I got a lot accomplished today."

Artist:
Cotham, Frank
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CC40283
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viking, vikings, raid, raider, raiders, monk, monks, slave, slaves, slavery, barbarian, barbarians, accomplish, accomplished, accomplishments, achieve, achieving, achievement, history, historical, europe, european history, european, productive, productivity, procrastinate, procrastination

"I have to go. I have another coffee break on seven."

Artist:
Vey, P. C.
Search ID:
CC139866
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offices, office workers, office worker, business man, business men, business people, business person, businessman, businessmen, businesspeople, businessperson, coffee, coffeee, break, breaks, office break, office breaks, break time, break times, breaktime, breaktimes, break-time, break-times, job, jobs, employee, employees, career, careers, monotony, monotonous, coffee break, coffee breaks, lazy, laziness, slack, slacking, slackers, slacker, procrastinate, procrastination

"Should we have lunch first?"

Artist:
Patterson, Jason
Search ID:
CC139586
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lumberjack, lumberjacks, woodcutter, woodcutters, lumber jack, lumber jacks, lumber-jack, lumber-jacks, wood cutter, wood cutters, wood-cutter, wood-cutters, tree, trees, lunch, lunch time, lunch break, lunch breaks, procrastinate, procrastination, procrastinator, logger, loggers, lumberman, lumbermen, dawdle, dawdling, delay, delaying, lazy, laziness, difficult task, difficult tasks, big task, big tasks, mammoth task, put off, putting off, postpone the inevitable

"If reelected, this time, I promise not to procrastinate for four years and then try to get all my governing done in one epic all-nighter."

Artist:
Dator, Joe
Search ID:
CC137733
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reelection, reelected, reelect, political, politics, politician, politicians, election, elections, elect, elects, second chance, two terms, crowd, crowds, campaign, campaigning, campaigner, term two, speech, speeches, rhetoric, relate, relatable, procrastinate, put off, procrastination, all-nighter, all nighter, all night, deadline, deadlines, pressure, pressured

Distractions Of The Great

Artist:
Chast, Roz
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CC38315
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jane, jane austen, austen, writer, writers, writing, fame, famous, celebrity, celebrity, genius, geniuses, prodigy, prodigies, prodigal, talent, talented, procrastinate, procrastinating, procrastination, procrastinates, distract, distracted, distracting, focus, focussed, focused, focusing, focussing, concentrate, concentration, concentrated, matisse, henry matisse, art, artist, artists, painter, painters, historical, historical figures, culture, cultural, cultural references, common, commonality, madame curie, curie, marie curie, figures, influential, influence, influentially

"Hey, can I call you right back in two weeks?"

Artist:
Gregory, Alex
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CC120742
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procrastinate, procrastinating, procrastination, procrastinates, procrastinated, exec, executive, executives, word play, word-play, play on words, businessmen, business man, office work, desk job, phone, phonecall, call back, call you back, postpone, postponed, postpones, management, manager, managers, managerial, put off, putting it off, put it off, workload, work load, busy, busier, busier and busier, backlog, back log, piling up, pile up, big business

Will dick around on the internet all day for food.

Artist:
Dator, Joe
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CC135126
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dick around, dicks around, dicking around, skive, skives, skiving, screw around, screws around, screwing around, waste time, wastes time, wasting time, procrastinate, procrastinates, procrastinating, procrastination, white collar worker, white collar workers, office drone, office drones, office job, office jobs, panhandle, panhandles, panhandling, beggar, beggars, begging, beg, begs, skill, skills, skillset, skillsets, skill set, skill sets, qualification, qualifications, provide a service, providing a service, middle class, middle classes, web browsing, web browser, web browsers, internet usage

The Graveyard of Past Deadlines

Artist:
Dernavich, Drew
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CC132894
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death, dead, cemetery, cemeteries, graveyard, graveyards, tombstone, tombstones, headstone, headstones, gravestone, gravestone, grave, graves, deadline, deadlines, due date, due dates, time limit, time limits, limit, limits, time, time frame, time frames, procrastination, procrastinate, procrastinator, procrastinators, business, businessmen, businessman, businesswoman, businesswomen, writing, writer, writers, author, authors, school, schools, schooling, education, teacher, teachers, student, students, college student, college students, university student, university students, asap.a.s.a.p., yesterday, noon, noon-ish, first thing in the morning, no later than, postpone, put off, defer, postponement, postponements, lazy

"I think I see your deadline approaching."

Artist:
Stevens, Mick
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CC141098
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writing, writer, writers, author, authors, journalism, journalist, journalists, book, books, novel, novels, literature, reporter, reporters, deadline, deadlines, procrastination, procrastinator, procrastinators, dread, dreading, anxiety, stress, stressful, approach, approaching, laziness, student, students

"Just do the work. No one cares if you get goose bumps."

Artist:
Kaplan, Bruce
Search ID:
CC35531
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goose bumps, lazy, laziness, shirking, shirker, shirkers, procrastination, procrastinator, procrastinators, motivation, unmotivated, slacking, slacker, slackers, office worker, office workers, office work, office job, office jobs, bad worker, bad workers, small talk, chit chat

"It's too late to worry anymore tonight, I'll get up early tomorrow."

Artist:
Mankoff, Bob
Search ID:
CX300698
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worry, worries, worrying, anxiety, anxious, insomnia, insomniac, insomniacs, sleepless, sleeplessness, sleepless night, sleepless nights, early morning, early mornings, put off, put-off, procrastination, procrastinator, procrastinators, worrier, worriers

"I don't see your appointment here, but then I'm looking at the new J. Crew catalog."

Artist:
Vey, P. C.
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BA500066
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businessman, businessmen, exec, execs, executive, executives, career, careers, big business, corporate, corporation, corporations, day job, offices, office job, office drone, office drones, cubicles, cubicle, offices, office building, office ecology, office politics, modern life, modern world, working life, working world, desk job, desk jockey, reception, receptionist, receptionists, appointment, shopping, online shopping, procrastinate, procrastination, procrastinating, slacking off, slacking, fashion, fashions, fashionable

"We've been standing here talking about how to pitch to the batter for way too long, haven't we?"

Artist:
Dernavich, Drew
Search ID:
CC133848
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global warming, sea level, ocean levels, rise, rises, sea level rise, sea level rising, conference, conferences, pitcher's mound, pitchers mound, meeting, meetings, meeting on the mound, waste time, wastes time, wasting time, batter, batters, indecision, flood, floods, flooding, great flood, great floods, catcher, catchers, baseball, baseball player, baseball players, procrastinate, procrastinates, procrastination, climate change, environmentalist, environmentalists, environmentalism