"We stir the brew all morning, Marissa comes in whenever..."
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"Thank goodness you're here - I can't accomplish anything unless I have a deadline."
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Finally - a software package that makes it snap to write that novel.
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The Fierce Urgency of Now
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The Graveyard of Past Deadlines
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"Just do the work. No one cares if you get goose bumps."
"It's great for multicrastinating."
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"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."
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"I'm tying to avoid the missteps of early success."
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"I'm sorry to bother you, but I was wondering if I could borrow a little work?"
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Making Pizza in the Office
"Walking down here and asking if I can get you some more detergent from the store is just the beginning of my fence-mending agenda."
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"I think I see your deadline approaching."
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"Do you mean am I busy busy?"
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"It says here that this was his non-productive period."
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"I have a mango in the fridge that I can't deal with."
"I'm sure you've been reading about the enormous emotional pressures we teenagers are under today, so I know you'll understand when I say I've just been too stressed out to write my history paper."
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"It's too late to worry anymore tonight, I'll get up early tomorrow."
"I'll get those profit margin estimates to you as soon as I'm done with this paperwork."
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"I got an extension.'
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The four housemen of procrastination
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