Producer Cartoons

"I just don't think a giant flaming blob of alien ectoplasm would say that."

Artist:
Gregory, Alex
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CC43851
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writing, writer, writers, pretentious, realism, realistic, realistic expectations, screenplay, screenplays, scriptwriting, script-writing, script writing, film, films, movie, movies, cinema, hollywood, los angeles, la, scene, scenes, directors, director, producer, producers, science fiction, sci fi, scifi, sci-fi, alien, aliens

"Seth, here, is one of the best young creative compromisers in the business."

Artist:
Gregory, Alex
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CC122127
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hollywood, creative, creatives, compromise, compromising, management, managing, compose, composers, word play, play on words, producer, producers, executive, executives, executive, manage, managers, agent, agents, businesses, expert, experts, cynical, upstart, upstarts

Godzilla vs. The Angry Movie Executives

Artist:
Chast, Roz
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godzilla, kaiju, kaijus, monster, monsters, giant monster, giant monsters, battles, talking animal, talking animals, actor, actors, big budget, budget, exec, executive, executives, movie, movies, film, films, cinema, cinemas, box office, flop, box office flop, box-office, entertainment, failure, failed, battle, battled, argue, argued, antagonise, antagonise, threaten, threatened, versus, vs, anthro, anthropomorphic, anthropomorphism, hollywood, director, directors, producer, producers, sales, profit, profits, overwhelm, overwhelmed, gang up, ganged up

"I'm afraid that's a wrap for this session!"

Artist:
Wilson, Gahan
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la, producers, producer, hollywood, film, films, movie, movies, director, directors, directing, actor, acting, hollywood star, star, stars, los angeles, movie star, movie stars, celebrity, celebrities, psychiatry, psychiatric, psychiatry, psychiatrist, therapy, therapist, therapists, that's a wrap, wrap, wrap party, mental health, stress, stressed, hollywood type, hollywood types, overwork, overworked, overworking, over work, over worked

"Oh, and Botticelli. Botticelli would probably have been a great filmmaker."

Artist:
Miller, Warren
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botticelli, sandro botticelli, art history, art historian, art historians, adapt, adapts, adaptation, adaptations, producer, producers, hollywood, film, filmmaker, filmmakers, filmmaking, movie business, movie businesses, film industry, movie industry, speculate, speculates, speculating, speculation, baseless, unfounded, assumption, assumptions, assume, assumes, assuming

"Last night, I had the weirdest dream sequence."

Artist:
Gregory, Alex
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CC43686
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dream, dreams, dream sequence, movie, movies, film, films, hollywood, hollywood culture, l.a., l.a. culture, producer, producers, interlude, interludes, dreaming, weird dream, weird dreams, cliche, cliches, mix, mixed, flashback, flashbacks, flashforward, vision, visions, tv, television, televisions, tvs, telly, beverly hills, los angeles

"I'm shopping my prison video around, but apparently if you don't shiv another inmate or become someone's bitch nobody's interested."

Artist:
Vey, P. C.
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CC120961
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prison, prisons, prison guard, prison guards, reality tv, reality television, pitch, pitches, pitch meeting, pitch meetings, producer, producers, producing, inmate, inmates, reality show, reality shows, jail, jails, jailing, jailer, jailers, hollywood, hollywood writer, hollywood writers, sensational, sensationalist, jailed, felon, felons, ex-con, ex-convict, ex-convicts, opportunist, opportunists, opportunity, crisis, white collar crime, white collar criminal

"Action! And this time believe!"

Artist:
Ziegler, Jack
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CC31052
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believe, believes, believing, superhero, superhero film, superhero films, supehero movie, superhero movies, special effects, special effect, visual effect, visual effects, motivation, motivations, actor, actors, acting, modern, modern life, modern lives, low budget, low budget film, low budget films, director, directors, directing, producer, producers, hollywood, fly, flies, flying, human flight, challenge, challenges, challenging

"I feel that what would really give your next album a major boost would be some kind of well-publicized personal problem."

Artist:
Sipress, David
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music, musician, musicians, producer, producers, music label, music labels, singer, singers, lyrics, lyric, lyricist, lyricists, album, albums, personal experience, songwriter, songwriters, songwriting, record label, record labels, record, records

"You know what I think, babe? Seven on the Richter scale."

Artist:
Steiner, Peter
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CC27767
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hollywood, movies, movie, film, films, script, scripts, language, word play, pretentious, writer, writers, office, offices, executive producer, executive producers, producer, producers, production, production company, earthquake, earthquakes, richter scale, review, reviewed, major earthquake, strong earthquake, damaging earthquake, film industry, flashy, tasteless, tacky, film maker, film makers, movie maker, movie makers, actor, actors, actress, actresses, act, acting, science, sciences, metaphor, metaphors, shake things up, shake it up, mix it up, change it up

"There are two ways we can go here - one per cent of the gross or ninety-nine per cent of the net."

Artist:
Stevens, Mick
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CC32242
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winston groom, producer, producers, movie business, movie businesses, film business, film business, movie adaptation, film adaptation, film adaptations, movie adaptations, hollywood, author, authors, cut-throat, best seller, best sellers, best-seller, best-sellers

"This business is all about relationships. The guy who whitens my teeth is a cousin of the guy who does my Hair implants and his Sister-in-Law does my Botox."

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
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CX301180
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hollywood, movie star, movie stars, film star, film stars, director, directors, producer, producers, business, businesses, businessmen, businessman, office, offices, executive, executives, business relationship, business relationships, network, networking, show business, actor, actors, acting, vain, vanity, conceited

"Cyndi Lauper on four, sir, with a bullet."

Artist:
Ziegler, Jack
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CC35877
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musician, musicians, music, producer, producers, record, records, recording artist, recording artists, singer, singers, song, songs, sing, singing, musical, hit, hits, hit song, hit songs, celeb, celebs, celebrity, celebrities, secretary, secretaries, receptionist, receptionists

"And ultimately, I want to direct."

Artist:
Crawford, Michael
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direct, directs, director, direcotors, ambition, ambitions, ambitious, ambitiousness, fame, famous, actor, actors, cartoons, cartoon character, cartoon characters, icon, icons, iconic, movie business, film business, movie studio, movie studios, hollywood, success, successful, movie, movies, film, films, producer, producers, production, career path, career paths

Vaudeville producers audition a singing Canada goose.

Artist:
Shanahan, Danny
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CC30420
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animal, animals, bird, birds, canada goose, canada geese, canadian goose, canadian geese, sing, singing, singer, singers, music, vaudeville, performer, performers, performance, performances, audition, auditions, auditioning, director, directors, producer, producers, sign, singing, migration, migrate, famous, star, stars, celeb, celebs, celebrities, celebrity, popular, popularity, northeast, canada, canadian, regional, hedge, hedging, showbiz, show business, stage, stages

"Face it - in this town, either you're a star or you're just another brown dwarf."

Artist:
Stevens, Mick
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"The reason it's going to keep flashing on and off is that we love you, and we want you to love us, too."

Artist:
Ziegler, Jack
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audience, audiences, viewer, viewers, fan, fans, tv, tvs, television, televisions, talk show, talk shows, late night, late night tv, late night television, talk show host, talk show hosts, host, hosts, producer, producers, cameraman, cameramen, lights, camera, action, love, lies, applause, director, directors, studio, studios

"Jessica has an idea about going to the beach that she'd like to pitch you."

Artist:
Gerberg, Mort
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Metro Goldwyn Macaroni

Artist:
Ziegler, Jack
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CC69488
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movie, movies, film, films, filmmaker, filmmakers, movie maker, movie makers, producer, producers, director, directors, play on words, wordplay, word play, pasta, macaroni, noodle, noodles, media, media company, media companies, film studio, film studios, logo, logos

"Is this the wobbly table? I'll put my screenplay under this leg."

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
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CX301046
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"Oh, pardon me. That's not the menu , that's my screenplay."

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
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CX301023
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hollywood, movie industry, film industry, producer, producers, film producer, movie producers, wannabe, wannabes, screenplay, screenplays, screenwriter, screenwriters, wait staff, waiter, waiters, customer service, bad service, bad customer service, menu, menus, chance your arm, chancing your arm, accident, accidents, aspiring screenwriter, aspiring screenwriters

"First, I storyboarded it."

Artist:
Kaplan, Bruce
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"Money, of course, is a producer's medium."

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
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money, money motivated, producer, producers, director, directors, filmmaker, filmmakers, film maker, film makers, movie maker, movie makers, movie, movies, film, films, art medium, medium, mediums, profession, professions

Larry David

Artist:
Friedman, Andy
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"I'm growing it for a movie I'm producing."

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
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CX300943
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beard, beards, stubble, designer stubble, five oclock shadow, pretentious, pretension, pretentiousness, vain, vanity, the rugged look, film industry, movie industry, hollywood, producer, producers, film producer, film producers, movie producer, movie producers, chat up, chat up line, chat up lines, conceit, conceited, actor, actors, acting