"Am I talent or product?"
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"The F.D.A. is nuts about it."
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"Mr. Colton, do we stand behind our products?"
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"Nowadays, Hal is ninety-nine per cent caffeine-free."
"When life gives you lemonade, make a highly caffeinated, alcoholic lemon-flavored drink."
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"The horse is nice, but we could really use the blender."
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Road signs point to various things to buy including "women's wear", "office supplies" and "household appliances".
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"I'll give you a hint - it's sold only on TV."
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"I'm not sure we still carry the Wonderbra."
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Tags:generic, no name, no names, no label, no labels, no brand, no brands, generics, customer, customers, product, products, grocery store, groceries, grocery shop, food shop, food store, food stores, grocery stores, grocery shops, food shops, supermarket, supermarkets, food, label, labelled, labels, labeled, modern life, shopping, grocery shopping, food shopping, trend, trends, trendy, nameless, store brand, consumer, consumers, consumption, cheap, cheapskate, cheapskates
The Dad Great for Car, Home, or Office!
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MAPLE MADNESS - IT AIN'T JUST FOR PANCAKES ANYMORE!
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"I wonder what this was for."
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"I think I'll let my hair grow."
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Tags:grocery, groceries, grocery store, grocery stores, grocery shop, grocery shops, food, food shop, food shops, food store, food stores, supermarket, supermarkets, deli, shop, shops, store, stores, shopping grocery shopping, food shopping, product, products, too much, too many, overcrowded, crowded, crammed, stuffed, anything, everything, overload, jam-packed, full, jammed, overstuffed, overflowing, customer, customers, display, displays
DESIRE: THE PRODUCT LINE.
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"We're not selling cling wrap here. We're selling a lifestyle."
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A woman sees a barcode on the floor through a venetian blind.
"We're upgrading our business to something worse."
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Floss Street Vendor
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Sign in the front window of a shop that reads "50% off all worthless merchandise".
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"Product placement in a cartoon? You're crazy! Crazy delicious, like a smooth, refreshing Pepsi-Cola."
Tags:product placement, product, products, name brand, name brands, brand, brands, branding, obtrusive, obtrusiveness, sellout, sellouts, sell out, sell out, selling out, corporatism, corporation, corporations, make money, makes money, making money, meta, refreshing, bottom line, bottom lines, soda, sodas, pop, fizz, fizzy, soft drink, soft drinks
"It tastes and smells just like a glass of wine!"
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"Milk, butter, cheese? Aren't you spreading yourself a bit thin?"
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"You fix it by buying a new one."
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