A sensitive, well-balanced thought attempts to enter the daydreaming room, but is rebuffed by emotionless thermal windows.
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"I had a productive week."
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"I'll start thinking outside the box when the box is empty."
"We're giving up for the holidays."
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Turning 'Raw Hype' Into 'Pure Hype'
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"It's great for multicrastinating."
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"Of course, once you're a scapegoat you long to be dead wood again."
"I discovered coffee!"
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"Mr. and Mrs. Dunlap, you are accused of filling your son Randolph's head with romantic claptrap and liberal flapdoodle, thus preventing him from becoming a productive member of society. How do you plead?"
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"I need to relax!"
Creation: The True Story
"You were right—I do feel more productive standing."
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"I feel like I got a lot accomplished today."
"I solved the maze in fifty-three seconds, but it was a Monday level."
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Drinks for the post-caffeinated economy
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"Congratulations. You have finally reached Extension Five Million. Please hold."
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"I know you're not a quitter, Pete - in fact, that's the main reason I have no choice but to fire you."
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I feel like I'm more productive this way.
"Of course my cough is productive."
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"If we have a productive meeting this morning, you'll each get one of these at lunch time."
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A venn diagram of sleep and productivity
"I need to relax. . . I need to be productive. . . I need to not need!. . . Okay maybe I overreacted."