"If only I'd thought to take my damn phone with me, I could be getting some work done."
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A sensitive, well-balanced thought attempts to enter the daydreaming room, but is rebuffed by emotionless thermal windows.
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"I had a productive week."
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"I'll start thinking outside the box when the box is empty."
"Less bromance, more broductivity."
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"You're on our 'to do' list."
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"We're giving up for the holidays."
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Turning 'Raw Hype' Into 'Pure Hype'
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"It's great for multicrastinating."
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"The internet wants to destroy your productivity."
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"Ah, here is your fax now."
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"Of course, once you're a scapegoat you long to be dead wood again."
"Why would I be proud of this? It's my to-do list."
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"Meanwhile, obsessing about productivity is way up."
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"I discovered coffee!"
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"I need to relax!"
Creation: The True Story
"You were right—I do feel more productive standing."
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"I feel like I got a lot accomplished today."
"I solved the maze in fifty-three seconds, but it was a Monday level."
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Searching for the Perfect App
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Drinks for the post-caffeinated economy
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"Congratulations. You have finally reached Extension Five Million. Please hold."
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"And if you do any work, put it here."
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