Tags:newspaper, newspapers, paper, papers, category, categories, lumber, lumberjack, lumberjacks, log, logs, logging, deforestation, climate change, global warming, wood, profession, professions, journalism, journalist, journalists, reading, read, reader, readers, news, literature, literary, physical media, waste, wasteful, daily newspaper, daily newspapers, section, sections
"Yeah, I was into the pet thing for a while, but that scene wasn't for me."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, talking pet, talking pets, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, talking cat, talking cats, cat, feline, felines, cats, cat owner, cat owners, job, jobs, work, career, careers, occupation, occupations, profession, professions, car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobiles, driving, driver, drivers, transportation, taxi, taxis, cab, cabs, taxicab, taxicabs, passenger, passengers, life story, career changes, changing careers, anthropomorphic, anthropomorphism, personification
"Sorry, kiddo. Your old man has to work so you can go to the best drug trials in the country."
Tags:lab rat, lab rats, laboratory, laboratories, lab, labs, rat, rats, mouse, mouses, mice, scientist, scientists, maze, mazes, drug trial, drug trials, animal experiment, animal experiments, animal experimentation, ambitious, pushy, college fund, college funds, parent, parents, support, supportive, parental support, sacrifice, sacrifices, work life, home life, animal testing, work, profession, professions, parenting, parenthood
"I was in a different place then."
Tags:olde, ye olde, pirate, pirates, yarr, flintlock, flintlocke, crew, crews, pirate ship, pirate ships, captain, capn, cap'n, amputate, amputated, amputations, profession, professions, career change, career, careers, job change, history, historical, historically, spatula, spatulas, fry, fries, fry cook, line cook, chef, chefs, cooking, cookery, reform, reforms, reformed, reforming
"Wait a minute. Where am I going? I'm a writer."
Tags:writer, writers, writing, author, authors, career, careers, profession, professions, writing career, writing careers, leave the house, leaving the house, authorship, professional writer, professional writers, journalist, journalists, columnist, columnists, write, writes, writing, homebound, home bound, home office, home offices
A salesman father waves to his son at the maternity ward.
Tags:businessman, businessmen, salesman, salesmen, sales, profession, profession, resemblance, resemblances, father, fathers, dad, dads, son, sons, child, children, offspring, family resemblance, maternity ward, maternity wards, hat, hats, briefcase, briefcases, similarity, similarity, salesperson, salespeople, career, careers
"I'm a well known food critic, but I've never been able to turn it into cash."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, talking pet, talking pets, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, talking cat, talking cats, cat, feline, felines, cats, cat owner, cat owners, cat food, food, fussy, fussy eater, fussy eaters, picky, picky eater, picky eaters, critic, critics, food critic, food critics, reviewer, reviewers, money, job, jobs, profession, professions, fame, famous
"We've decided that it will be better for his later development if we speak to him only in legalese."
Tags:child, children, baby, babies, infant, infants, newborn, newborns, new baby, new babies, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, new parents, family, families, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, new mothers, new mom, new moms, new mum, new mums, dad, dads, father, fathers, fatherhood, new dad, new dads, new father, new fathers, raising a child, raising children, proud parent, proud parents, life lessons, learn, learning, teach, teaching, language, languages, fluent, fluency, bilingual, law, legalese, legal, lawyer, lawyers, career, careers, job, jobs, profession, professions, dream, dreams, ambition, ambitions, future career, future lawyer, maturity, grow up, growing up, develop, development
"I love being on the mommy track."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, bird, birds, nest, nests, nesting, kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, family, families, mommy track, job, jobs, profession, professions, career, career path, career paths
"That'll be the day!"
Tags:relationship, relationships, marriage, married, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, couple, couples, men, man, woman, women, art, artist, artists, dream, dreams, hopes, aspirations, vanity, magazine, magazines, media, pop culture, hobby, hobbies, profession, professions, talent, talents, nag, nagging
"When I grow up, I want to go into medicine and help people who can pay out of pocket."
Tags:kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, family, families, dream, dreams, goal, goals, ambition, ambitions, future, when i grow up, growing up, career, careers, job, jobs, profession, professions, medical, medicine, doctor, doctors, health care, healthcare, bill, bills, billing, money, medical bill, medical bills, medical costs, cost, costs, expenses, expensive, medical billing, pay, paying, out of pocket, out-of-pocket, private, private medical care, private health care, private healthcare, universal healthcare, universal health care, socialised medicine, socialized medicine, socialised healthcare, socialised health care, socialized healthcare, socialized health care, medicaid, medicare, obamacare, help, helping others
Sociologists on Strike! Nation in Peril!!
Caution: Generous Gratuity Expected
Tags:taxi, taxis, cab, cabs, car, cars, autos, auto, automobile, automobiles, transport, transportation, hail, hail a cab, hail a taxi, doorman, doormen, bellhop, bellhops, gratuity, gratuities, tip, tips, money, urban, city, cities, city life, modern life, job, jobs, work, worker, workers, profession, professions
"I'll stop when it isn't fun anymore."
Pirate with a Shepherd's Crook for an Arm
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"Then we agree! We're doing the best job that can be done considering that the country's ungovernable."
"Ma'am, it's your husband. There's been an auto accident."
"What do you mean, 'Who's el ca-pi-tán to Albuquerque'?"
"I've read everything you've ever reviewed!"
"Impressed? Well, wait until I tell you about this next case."
"That's not a math lesson. That's just some notes to myself."
Tags:run down, strung out, tired, depressed, frustrated, bored, parent, parents, parent-teacher conference, parent-teacher conferences, countdown, counting the days, keeping track, teacher, teachers, parents evening, parents night, classroom, school, schools, educator, educators, education, meeting, meetings, report card, report cards, profession, job, career, careers, professions, jobs
"Every now and then, I find myself in a room filled with people who are wrong."
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"I believe in purebreds for accounting but your best P.R. types come from the pound."
Tags:purebred, purebreds, the pound, kennel, kennels, animal shelter, animal shelters, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, dog owner, dog owners, dog, dogs, pup, pups, puppy, puppies, animal, animals, businessman, businessmen, business, businesses, executive, executives, accountant, accountants, public relations, profession, professions, career, careers, stereotype, stereotypes
"I have no head for show business."
"Do you ever have days when you just don't feel like designing jewelry?"