"Security is lax on this side."
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"And this is my cousin Dave, who handles the conventional wisdom."
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"Don't you dare put Mommy on hold again."
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"Oh, can't complain, but I do."
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"Can I bring you something else to complain about?"
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"You realize, of course, it's not what you are that counts. It's who you know. Who do you know?
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"I'm trained, yes, but not highly trained."
"Hi, I'd like to add you to my professional network on LinkedIn."
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"I need something that says, 'Let's party,' but in a fiscally responsible manner."
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The Running for President Shop
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"I can't decide whether to turn pro first or go directly into rehab."
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"If I put mustaches on all of us, we look more like a team."
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"Have you heard the news? Ben & Jerry's is turning pro."
"Springtime in New York. Ah, to be young, in love, and probably making two hundred and seventy-five thousand a year."
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In-House Entertainment Consists Of Man Riding Pizza Cutter Cutting Giant Pizza While Making a Pizza
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"I had it cut so I can style it professionally at work and still look stupid at night."
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"Of course, this doesn't mean we can't still be contemporaries."
"I envy you—laughing all day long, and being paid for it, too!"
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"Whaddya want for nineteen mil?"
"He's always on message."
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"But what if the guy in the bleachers is right? What if I do suck?"
"I'm looking for ruling-class lite."
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