Professional Cartoons

"And this is my cousin Dave, who handles the conventional wisdom."

Artist:
Mankoff, Bob
Search ID:
CC132676
High Res:
4625x3598 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
gurus, businessman, executives, lawyers, climbers, soul search, meditation, advice, professional, handoff, handoffs, lawyer, lawyers, lawyer up, lawyering up, conventional wisdom, amateur, amateurs, guru, wise man, wise men, mountain top, mountain tops, outsource, outsources, outsourcing, cousin, cousins, advice, adviser, advisers, advisor, advisors, legal team, legal teams, mankoff

Three-Martini Breakfast

Artist:
Katz, Farley
Search ID:
CC131006
High Res:
3107x2768 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
three-martini, three martini, breakfast, lunch, three-martini lunch, three martini lunch, professionals, professional, time, alcohol, drink, drinks, overwhelmed, drunk, failed, failed experiment, martini, martinis, tax deduction, gin, vermouth, olive, olives

"Can I bring you something else to complain about?"

Artist:
Sipress, David
Search ID:
CC121754
High Res:
5000x4104 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
waiting, waiter, waitress, waitresses, complain, complaining, complaints, fussy, complaints, picky, frustrating, professional, restaurant, restaurants, staff, employees, public, customers, customer, whine, grumble, whines, grumbles, fuss, polite, civil, passive aggressive, pass agg, customer service

"I need something that says, 'Let's party,' but in a fiscally responsible manner."

Artist:
Smaller, Barbara
Search ID:
CC128267
High Res:
5330x5135 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
party, parties, fiscal responsibility, fiscally responsible, conservative, careful, party animal, party animals, outfit, outfits, pantsuit, pantsuits, dress, dresses, dress-up, middle age, middle-aged, forty, fortysomething, thirtysomething, professional, professionals, shindig, shindigs, savings, save up, saves up, saving up

"Have you heard the news? Ben & Jerry's is turning pro."

Artist:
Miller, Warren
Search ID:
CC27925
High Res:
1985x1708 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
sport, sports, news, news, ice cream, icecream, ice creams, icecreams, cow, cows, bovine, bovines, dairy, dairies, professional, professionals, personified, personification, consumerism, consumerist, food, foods, player, players, sign, signed

"If I put mustaches on all of us, we look more like a team."

Artist:
Vey, P. C.
Search ID:
CC134486
High Res:
3007x2347 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
office, offices, business, businessman, businessmen, business man, business men, team, teams, work, working, working life, worker, works, professional, professional, teamwork, leadership, community, lead, leading, leader, leaders, moustache, moustaches, media, medias, image, images, group, group photo, photo, photoshop, mustache, mustaches, movember, mo vember, photo shop

"Good luck getting a job now."

Artist:
Katz, Farley
Search ID:
CC140446
High Res:
3081x2706 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
tattoo, tattoos, tattooed, visible tattoo, visible tattoos, dress code, dress codes, professional, professionals, professionalism, dress up, dressing up, bad decision, bad decisions, impulsive, carving, carvings, tree, trees, heart, hearts, irresponsible, irresponsibility, career killer, career killers, forehead, facial tattoo, facial tattoos

"You're fired! Read all about it!"

Artist:
Mankoff, Bob
Search ID:
CC36278
High Res:
3622x2460 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
news, offices, fired, firing, firings, newspaper seller, newspaper sellers, newsboy, newsboys, humiliate, humiliates, humiliating, humiliation, humiliations, public humiliation, embarrass, embarrasses, embarrassing, personal information, personal info, professional, professionals, mankoff

"Any plaudits for me while I was out, Miss Jenkins?"

Artist:
Mankoff, Bob
Search ID:
CC86073
High Res:
3348x2658 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
acclaim, applause, board, bosses, boss, businessmen, businessman, chairmen, chairman, corporate culture, white collar, worker, workers, corporate, employees, employers, employee, employer, executive, executives, honours, honor, plaudit, plaudits, professional, secretary, secretaries, office politics, mankoff

"You have to admire his professionalism."

Artist:
Cotham, Frank
Search ID:
CC43263
High Res:
1500x1765 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
peasant, peasants, serf, serfs, serfdom, landsknecht, knight, knights, horseman, horsemen, cavalry, cavalier, cavalries, cavalry men, professional, professionalism, professionals, horseback, medieval, melee, flail, flails, plunder, plundering, plundered, raid, raided, raiding, efficiency, efficiency, cruel, cruelty, persevere, persevering, perseverance, tragic, mace, maces, historical, class, class struggle

The world's most unemployable family

Artist:
Chast, Roz
Search ID:
CC141345
High Res:
4750x4175 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
family, families, parent, parents, child, children, career, careers, job, jobs, work, employment, employable, unemployable, unemployment, useless, useless career, useless degree, dead-end, handwriting analyst, handwriting analysts, art, artist, artists, repairman, repairmen, appliance repairmen, appliance repairman, door-to-door, door-to-door sales, sales, salesman, salesmen, door-to-door salesman, door-to-door salesmen, encyclopedia, profession, professions, professional, professionals, hopeless, no hope, job hunting, job search, looking for jobs, recruiting, recruitment, impractical, worthless

"Ma'am, it's your husband. There's been an auto accident."

Artist:
Levin, Arnie
Search ID:
CC25385
High Res:
1301x1701 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
crash test, crash tests, crash test dummy, crash test dummies, car crash, car crashes, auto accident, auto accidents, accident, accidents, inform, informed, bad news, automobile, automobiles, car, cars, safety, highway safety, highway patrol, profession, professions, professional, car safety

"Does this make me think I look good?"

Artist:
Kaplan, Bruce
Search ID:
CC136844
High Res:
4692x3760 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
look good, looking good, goodlooking, good-looking, fashionista, fashionista, confident, confidence, feeling confident, feeling, feelings, delusion, delusions, delusional, delusions of grandeur, dress up, dresses up, dressing up, formal dress, formal dresses, formal wear, attire, dress the part, professional, professionals, professionalism

"I'm looking for ruling-class lite."

Artist:
Smaller, Barbara
Search ID:
CC137919
High Res:
4509x3579 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
ruling class, ruling classes, class, classes, dress up, dressing up, formal wear, suit, suits, shop, shops, shopping, casual, casual wear, fitting, fittings, social status, social statuses, social ladder, corporate ladder, fancy, sweet spot, sweet spots, informal, professional, professionals, professional attire, cocktail party, cocktail parties

"It looks like the internal bleeding should - I'm sorry. It's taking everything in my power not to tickle you right now."

Artist:
Kanin, Zachary
Search ID:
CC139888
High Res:
3035x2535 pixels (unwatermarked)
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doctor, doctors, treatment, injury, injured, hospital, hospitals, bed, cast, body cast, casts, immobile, paralyzed, bedridden, tickle, tickling, tickles, tickled, professional, professionals, medicine, medical, trauma, traumatic, bandages, bandage, arms up, serious, inappropriate, unprofessional, medicines, treat, treats, explain, explaining, distract, distracted, distracting, helpless, helplessness, tickle, tickles, ticklish, distraction, distractions, preoccupied, bedside manner

"What a pro."

Artist:
Noth, Paul
Search ID:
CC136724
High Res:
2957x4185 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
jester, jesters, gallows, gallows humor, gallows humour, dark humor, dark humour, black humour, black humor, comedian, comedians, execution, executions, professional, consummate professional, consummate professionals, graffiti, sense of humor, sense of humour, comedy, lighten the mood, lightening the mood, silly, silliness, whimsy, whimsical, guillotine

"I'm a doctor-I can add 'ectomy' to any word I choose."

Artist:
Noth, Paul
Search ID:
CC123938
High Res:
4900x4388 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
doctor, doctors, physician, physicians, medical, medicine, patient, patients, dr, jargon, word, words, compound words, ectomy, operation, operations, surgery, surgical, surgeon, surgeons, explain, explaining, language, professional, professionals, -ectomy, surgical, remove, removal, appendectomy

In-House Entertainment Consists Of Man Riding Pizza Cutter Cutting Giant Pizza While Making a Pizza

Artist:
O'Brien, John
Search ID:
CC135064
High Res:
4450x4441 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
pizza, pizzas, cook, cooking, cookery, cooks, cooking, chef, chefs, entertainer, entertaining, restaurant, dining, fine dining, fine-dining, high society, food, foodie, food blog, food blogger, in house entertainment, in-house, in house, absurd, absurd image, giant, giant pizza, oversize, oversized, nesting, nesting doll, nesting doll joke, inside and inside, joke inside a joke, joke inside joke, toss, tossing, dough, dough toss, dough ball, professional, pro, circus, circus act, circus acts

"I'll tell you what it is. It's two hundred thousand peasants from permissive peasant homes, that's what it is."

Artist:
Dedini, Eldon
Search ID:
CC52420
High Res:
1788x2700 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
peasant, peasants, serf, serfs, serfdom, landsknecht, knight, knights, horseman, horsemen, cavalry, cavalier, cavalries, cavalry men, professional, professionalism, professionals, horseback, medieval, melee, flail, flails, plunder, plundering, plundered, raid, raided, raiding, efficiency, efficiency, cruel, cruelty, persevere, persevering, perseverance, tragic, mace, maces, historical, castle, castles, keep, the keep, keeps, king, kings, feudal, feudalism, medieval, medieval times, class, class struggle, permissive, home, homes, benefit, benefits, social security, hand out, hand-out, handout, handouts, hand-outs, hand outs

"Hi, I'd like to add you to my professional network on LinkedIn."

Artist:
Walsh, Liam
Search ID:
CC142209
High Res:
3088x2611 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
professional, professionals, door to door, door-to-door, sales, salesmen, salesman, connection, connections, network, networking, networks, networked, social media, social, media, door, door knocking, knocking, unsolicited, invitations, request, requests, invitation, obtrusive, annoying, annoyance, apartment, apartments, urban, urban life, urban living, modern, modern life, modern living, internet, the internet, tech, business, businesses, corporation, corporations, corporate

"So have we given up completely on the idea of the full monty?"

Artist:
Barsotti, Charles
Search ID:
CC37042
High Res:
2989x2161 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
movie, movies, film, films, businessmen, businessman, portrait, portraits, nude painting, nude paintings, model, models, professional, artist, artists, artwork, artworks, painter, painters, painting, portrait sitter, portrait sitters, portrait sitting, nakedness, self-esteem, self esteem, self-confidence, self confidence, shy, shyness

"I'd like one of those careers where you make a six-figure income while wearing a T-shirt and sweatpants."

Artist:
Smaller, Barbara
Search ID:
CC139704
High Res:
4369x3664 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
recruitment, recruiter, recruiters, recruiting, recruitment agency, recruitment agent, recruitment agents, career, career services, job placement, job placements, no dress code, dress code, internship, internships, job search, unemployment, employee, employees, employability, career, careers, business casual, casual, business, businesses, professional, professionals, comfort, comfortable

"He must be a pro. He's got his own stick."

Artist:
O'Brien, John
Search ID:
RC600061
High Res:
2596x2646 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
pro, pros, professional, professionals, marshmallow, marshmallows, camp, camps, campfire, campfires, camping, camping trip, camping trips, toast marshmallows, toasts marshmallows, toasting marshmallows, stick, sticks, impressive, scout, scouts, scouting trip, scouting trips, seasoned professional, seasoned professionals, impressive, credential, credentials

"Oh, Lord no, I'm not a professional terrorism expert."

Artist:
Barsotti, Charles
Search ID:
AB100101
High Res:
1400x1044 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
bar, bars, barman, barmen, bartender, barfly, bar fly, barflies, bar flies, life story, life stories, opinion, opinions, opinionated, strong opinion, strong opinions, armchair, armchair critic, armchair enthusiast, face value, professional, knowledge, knowledgeable, terror, terrorism, war on terror, politics, political, drink, drinking, out drinking, after a few drinks, terrorist, terrorists, irresponsible

"Don't look so astonished. The crystal ball is not sacrosanct. For the professional a well maintained electric pencil sharpener is perfectly adequate."

Artist:
Mankoff, Bob
Search ID:
CX300886
High Res:
3060x2171 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
fortune-telling, fortunetelling, fortune, fortunes, fortune-teller, fortune-tellers, fortuneteller, fortunetellers, fortune teller, fortune tellers, psychic, psychics, future, prediction, predictions, predicting, client, clients, customer, customers, crystal ball, crystal balls, crystallomancy, crystal-gazing, scrying, see the future, seeing the future, divination, seer, seers, occult, supernatural, pencil sharpener, pencil sharpeners, electric pencil sharpener, electric pencil sharpeners, shocked, surprised, professional, professionals, sacrosanct, tools of the trade, modernisation, modernization