Professor Cartoons

Professor Cartoons

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"I'll pause for a moment so you can let this information sink in."

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"They're harmless when they're alone, but get a bunch of them together with a research grant and watch out."

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"Those who do not learn from the future are destined to make mistakes in it."

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"I've been reading the trashiest scientific abstract."

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"And do you, Deborah Tannen, think they know what they're talking about?"

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"The dog ate my homework."

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"Do you have any bedtime stories that aren't about the former Yugoslavia?"

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"I hear we're all getting valentines from Lawrence Summers."

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Gone Lecturin'

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Three Scientists Who Discovered Gravity Before Isaac Newton Did

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"I love never finishing our dissertations together."

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Recipes from the Jean-Paul Sartre Cookbook

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"We're Quietly Confident That It Smells Of Cinnamon"

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"Today, class, I'm proud to announce my tenure."

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"Daddy works in a magical, faraway land called Academia."

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A statue dedicated to "The Unknown Academic Infighter" stands outside a college campus.

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"I know where we stand right now, Dr. Heisenberg, but where are we going?"

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"The atoms are burned on the outside but still ice-cold in the middle."

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New Course At The New School

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"You may be interested to know that least one of your classmates was concerned enough about his grades to leave an envelope of cash on my desk yesterday afternoon."

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"Above all do not open your sealed test booklets until you are told to do so!"

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"Henceforth I don't want you to start any new projects without consulting Professor Frankfurter or myself!"

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"I don't think that Bart Giamatti is actually going to play baseball, Miles. I believe he's going to more or less be on the management side."

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"Please, George...not here!"

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"Sarah's grades are excellent. She got A+ in 'Yogi Berra: Philosopher or Fall Guy?,' A in 'Dollars and Scents: An Analysis of Post-Vietnam Perfume Advertising,' A in 'The Final Four as Last Judgment: The N.C.A.A. Tournament from a Religious Perspective,'

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