"The women on these dating sites don't seem to believe I'm a prince."
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"I lied in my ad. I hate Wallace Stevens."
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NYNEX Caller ID Profile - Egbert J. Quilp - Born Jan. 9, 1949, in Armonk, N.Y. - Crashing Bore
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"If you want to find out more about my dull boring life check out my blog or my Facebook page or my Twitter page or the fliers I taped to lamp posts all over town."
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"You look just like your profile picture."
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"How's this? 'Mr. Walters lives and works in Westbury, Connecticut, with his wife and daughter and two large Old English sheepdogs.' "
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"You have excellent academic credentials and a wonderful work history but we try not to profile people."
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"I'm not talking about your Abominable Snowman, mister—I'm talking about that diamond tiara!"
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"Who are These People?"
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"I want my profile picture to scream 'personality'."
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