Profit Motives Cartoons

"Yes, the planet got destroyed. But for a beautiful moment in time we created a lot of value for shareholders."

"Yes, the planet got destroyed. But for a beautiful moment in time we created a lot of value for shareholders."

"This would be a great place to put a huge city."

"It's fine to discover cures, but, remember, chronic conditions are our bread and butter."

"All work and no play makes you a valued employee."

"Listen. It's at the quiet moments like this that you can actually hear the meter running."

"The dreams of avarice are coming back."

"We like you, Hatcher, and we like your work, but we've been offered magic beans."

"They're from a vanity chartmaker."

"Johnson, look at the lilies of the field. They neither spin nor toil. Fire them."

"Once upon a time there were three little pigs who had this real sweetheart of a rent-controlled deal."

"I say we go for the record in punitive damages!"

The Blending Of Comestibles And Foam Rubber At The Submolecular Level!

"I'm taking out two acres of pecan trees and putting in a fifteen-thousand-square-foot colonic-irrigation facility."

"Owing to cutbacks in our news department, here is Rod Ingram to guess at what happened today in a number of places around the globe."

"With the money we'll save by shutting down quality control, we can issue some truly spectacular apologies."

"Today's flight is overbooked. Is there someone who would accept a free travel voucher in return for teaching us how to correctly book a flight?"

"Are there several doctors in the house, so we can have a little managed competition?"

"We've got a lot of deadwood in this firm, Crawford. Let's give it back to the community."

"Don't be a fool!"

"Well, that does it Charlie, we've outsourced everything."