Profit Motives Cartoons

Profit Motives Cartoons

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"It's fine to discover cures, but, remember, chronic conditions are our bread and butter."

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"All work and no play makes you a valued employee."

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"This would be a great place to put a huge city."

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"Listen. It's at the quiet moments like this that you can actually hear the meter running."

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"We like you, Hatcher, and we like your work, but we've been offered magic beans."

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"I'm taking out two acres of pecan trees and putting in a fifteen-thousand-square-foot colonic-irrigation facility."

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The Blending Of Comestibles And Foam Rubber At The Submolecular Level!

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"Are there several doctors in the house, so we can have a little managed competition?"

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"Once upon a time there were three little pigs who had this real sweetheart of a rent-controlled deal."

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"Johnson, look at the lilies of the field. They neither spin nor toil. Fire them."

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"The dreams of avarice are coming back."

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"We've got a lot of deadwood in this firm, Crawford. Let's give it back to the community."

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"With the money we'll save by shutting down quality control, we can issue some truly spectacular apologies."

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"Don't be a fool!"

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"Yes, the planet got destroyed. But for a beautiful moment in time we created a lot of value for shareholders."

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"Yes, the planet got destroyed. But for a beautiful moment in time we created a lot of value for shareholders."

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"Megadeaths! Man, this company has come a long way from typewriter spools."

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"One final question on reincarnation - it's about residuals."

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"Owing to cutbacks in our news department, here is Rod Ingram to guess at what happened today in a number of places around the globe."

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"I say we go for the record in punitive damages!"

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"They're from a vanity chartmaker."

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"Today's flight is overbooked. Is there someone who would accept a free travel voucher in return for teaching us how to correctly book a flight?"

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