"Five Guys in Witness Protection."
"Now, in addition to our regular programming, let me tell you about tonight's specials."
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A man eats his breakfast while staring at a TV that reads "Please stand by until we find a format for a popular 7 a.m.- 9 a.m. program."
"This looks good—a ninety-six-part documentary about everything."
"Boy, are you a tough nut to crack! This is its fifth season, and you still don't like it."
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"The public's taste in entertainment has certainly changed."
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"'The Walking Dead','American Horror Story','Bates Motel', or the Convention?"
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"Iron Chef, my ass!"
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"Bad news- some kid just created an app that creates apps."
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"Computer, order me two long-sleeved cotton crewnecks in dark wine and green heather."
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"The roommate thing didn't work out. She's all 'Girls' and I'm more 'Broad City.' "
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"Your case has been turned down by Oprah, but we're appealing to Sally Jessy Raphael."
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"He has the clean precision of Ingres." "Yes, and, even more remarkable, he combines it with the swift emotional delivery of Van Gogh."
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ARISTOTLE WITH A BUST OF HOMER:
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"Oh, look. Tonight, the role of Doctor Lessac, normally played by some guy I never heard of, is being played by some other guy I never heard of."
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"They still had so much TV ahead of them."
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Witness protection programming.
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Needed Inventions: An Airbag To Protect The Viewer Against A Really Lousy Program.
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"We've agreed, then—earthlings cannot join the Intergalactic Federation until they've improved the quality of their sitcoms."
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"Apparently they hand out awards for something called 'television.' "
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"Lights...Camera...No Action...The Flaw in 'Celebrity Solitaire'"
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"If we stand here long enough someone will offer us a reality show."
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