"Five Guys in Witness Protection."
"The post-season coverage ended yesterday. This is the pre-season coverage."
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"This week on 'The Amazing Race to Enlightenment,' can Jim and Suzy achieve right mindfulness? And will Barb and Candy be eliminated for relentless clinging to the self?"
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"Now, in addition to our regular programming, let me tell you about tonight's specials."
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A man eats his breakfast while staring at a TV that reads "Please stand by until we find a format for a popular 7 a.m.- 9 a.m. program."
"This looks good—a ninety-six-part documentary about everything."
"Boy, are you a tough nut to crack! This is its fifth season, and you still don't like it."
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JERRY SPRINGER'S GUESTS TODAY
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"Iron Chef, my ass!"
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"Bad news- some kid just created an app that creates apps."
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"Viewers should be advised: the following debate on public funding for the arts contains violence and adult language."
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"Computer, order me two long-sleeved cotton crewnecks in dark wine and green heather."
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"The roommate thing didn't work out. She's all 'Girls' and I'm more 'Broad City.' "
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"Your case has been turned down by Oprah, but we're appealing to Sally Jessy Raphael."
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"He has the clean precision of Ingres." "Yes, and, even more remarkable, he combines it with the swift emotional delivery of Van Gogh."
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"Denise, will you be my co-anchor?"
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"The end of my favorite series is near."
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ARISTOTLE WITH A BUST OF HOMER:
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"Oh, look. Tonight, the role of Doctor Lessac, normally played by some guy I never heard of, is being played by some other guy I never heard of."
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"They still had so much TV ahead of them."
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Witness protection programming.
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