"Basically, we're all trying to say the same thing."
You are here.
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"We'll start out by speaking in simple declarative sentences."
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"Jason is cute as a bug, but he sure is one thickheaded little sucker."
"What about that! His brain still uses the old vacuum tubes."
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"When I was your age, things were exactly the way they are now."
The Three Graces
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"It seems some days like I make a little progress, then other days it seems like I'm not getting anywhere at all."
Before and After.
Elevator rolling TV picture.
"I saw Elvis kissing Santa Claus."
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"Next week we'll try sitting in a chair."
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"It's cool, but you kinda miss the trumpet fanfare, right?"Sign: "WELCOME JOSH!"
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"Did you think the ladder of success would be straight up?"
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"This structure will be torn down and replaced by a new 44-story cookie."
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"Of course, now I'm just a class clown, but eventually I'd like my own sitcom."
Zero Dark Thirtysomething
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"I come from a hundred years in the future to warn you that nothing really changes in the next hundred years."
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Specialist Directory: Cardiology, Dermatology, Hematology, Leeches
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"I'm hoping an internship will lead to full-time copying."
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"Hey, Sisyphus, when you've got a minute I'd like to discuss this progress report with you."
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"If we got rid of Central Park we could put up a lot more buildings."
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Angry White Males.
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Coming Sooner Than You Think.
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