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Promise Cartoons
Promise cartoon 1 of 46
"My platform is very simple--less talk and more music."
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politics, politician, politicians, government, governments, election, elections, election campaign, elections campaigns, campaign, campaign, political, platform, platforms, promises, promise, speech, speeches, simple, simplistic, music, less, more, talk, talking, sound bite, sound bites, musician, musicians, running for office, modern lifePromise cartoon 2 of 46
"If you promise to be very careful, Mommy will let you carry the baguettes."
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kid, kids, child, children, toddler, toddlers, daughter, daughters, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, family, families, food, food shopping, food store, food stores, grocery, groceries, grocery shopping, grocery store, grocery stores, supermarket, supermarkets, shopping, shopper, shoppers, shopping bags, mommy's little helper, mummy's little helper, helper, helpers, helping, life lesson, life lessons, bread, baguette, promise, promises, careful, learningPromise cartoon 3 of 46
"These are the benefits you were guaranteed when you joined this firm - and this is a match."
Promise cartoon 4 of 46
"Remind me again—what do I usually promise you so you'll take on extra work?"
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business, businessman, businessmen, boss, bosses, executive, executives, exec, execs, manager, managers, management, office, offices, office life, employee, employees, worker, workers, overtime, overwork, extra work, promise, promises, negotiating, negotiation, negotiations, bad memory, remembering, reminder, reminders, black company, black corporationPromise cartoon 5 of 46
"Would you excuse me, Miss Arkwright? I just remembered that I promised to forsake all others."
Promise cartoon 6 of 46
"Daddy promises he'll be there the next time you kick butt, honey."
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kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, family, families, sport, sports, tennis, playing tennis, player, players, athlete, athletes, match, matches, game, games, missing out, missed, missing, promise, promises, promising, businessman, businessmen, working, work, job, jobs, career, careers, next time, absent father, absent fathersPromise cartoon 7 of 46
It's The Miracle Book!
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miracles, miracles, book, books, self-help, self helping, self help, advise, advice, promise, promises, disappoint, disappointment, false promises, lose weight, tip, tips, false advertising, advertising, adverts, quick fix, quick fixes, fast life, better yourself, self improvement, self-improvement, everything you need to knowPromise cartoon 8 of 46
The Fierce Urgency of Now
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delay, delaying, procrastinate, procrastination, procrastinator, procrastinators, lazy, laziness, promise, promises, put-off, putting-off, put off, putting off, deadline, deadlines, dead-line, dead-lines, dawdle, dawdling, irresponsible, irresponsibility, immature, immaturity, unreliable, unreliability, disorganised, unorganised, disorganisation, get up and goPromise cartoon 9 of 46
"The Oaths of the Venture Capitalists."
Promise cartoon 10 of 46
"What's in it for me?"
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witness, witnesses, court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, trial, trials, swear in, swears in, swearing in, greed, greedy, greediness, ethics, ethical, self-interest, self-interested, raise your right hand, untrustworthy, lie, lies, liar, liars, lying, sworn in, promise, promises, promising, unethical, ethics, criminal trial, criminal trials, benefit, benefits, selfish, selfishnessPromise cartoon 11 of 46
"If I fall asleep, promise not to bury me."
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ocean, oceans, sea, seas, seaside, seasides, seashore, seashores, beach, beaches, sand, sandy, bury, buries, dig, digging, prank, pranks, joke, jokes, practical joke, practical jokes, promise, promises, relax, relaxing, relaxation, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, couple, couples, relationship, relationships, marriage, marriagesPromise cartoon 12 of 46
"It's true that I promised you my kingdom for a horse, but I've changed my mind."
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king, kings, sovereign, sovereigns, ruler, rulers, monarch, monarchs, monarchy, royal, royalty, castle, castles, peasant, peasants, citizen, citizens, promise, promises, broken promise, broken promises, kingdom, kingdoms, horse, horses, trade, trading, negotiating, bargaining, liar, liars, lie, lies, lying, medieval, history, historical, politics, government, governments, changed, change, changes, changing your mind, my kingdom for a horse, shakespeare, william shakespeare, richard iii, play, plays, theatre, theatres, theater, theaters, quote, quotes, poor, poverty, literaturePromise cartoon 13 of 46
"And if I'm elected I promise not to get re-indicted."
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politics, politician, politicians, government, governments, election, elections, election campaign, election campaigns, political campaign, political campaigns, campaign, campaigns, campaigning, on campaign, speech, speeches, press conference, press conferences, promise, promises, political promise, political promises, indicted, re-indicted, indictment, indictments, re-indictment, re-indictments, scandal, scandals, political scandal, political scandals, crook, crooks, crooked politician, crooked politicians, corrupt, corruption, voter, voters, vote, votes, if electedPromise cartoon 14 of 46
"First, do no harm. After that, go nuts."
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hippocratic oath, the hippicratic oath, oath, oaths, malpractice, medical malpractice, go nuts, going nuts, go crazy, going crazy, going mad, promise, promises, doctor, doctors, md, mds, m.d.s, m.d., gp, gps, g.p.s, g.p., general practitioner, general practitioners, surgeon, surgeons, high pressure, high pressure job, high pressure jobsPromise cartoon 15 of 46
"Do you further promise to love, honor and obey this insurance company and to disclose to it any pre-existing medical conditions?"
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insurance, insurance coverage, health insurance, medical insurance, salesman, salesmen, agreement, agreements, contract, contracts, promise, promises, promising, vow, vows, wedding vows, exchanging vows, commitment, pre-existing conditions, pre-existing medical conditions, health, fitness, insurance agent, insurance agents, insurance agency, insurance agencies, insurance industry, insurance company, insurance companies, buying insurancePromise cartoon 16 of 46
"If elected, I'll institute an AMAZING CRASH PROGRAM that in JUST 24 HOURS will trim ugly fat and waste from government and literally turn it into SUPER SERVICES for you the AMERICAN PEOPLE by utilizing a NATURAL MECHANISM so powerful that when unleashed
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infomercials, elections, campaigns, politics, fat people, weight loss, machines, electomercial, politicians, campaign, campaign ad, campaign ads, campaign advertisement, campaign advertisements, campaign advertising, money in politics, political corruption, big lie, big lies, oversell, oversells, overselling, candidate, candidates, political candidate, political candidates, politician, politicians, promise, promises, promising, mankoffPromise cartoon 17 of 46
"Now promise me you will all be very careful."
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sport, sports, football, american football, helmet, helmets, pads, pad, padding, player, players, athlete, athletes, huddle, careful, safe, safety, promise, promises, violent, violence, violent sport, violent sports, contact, contact sport, contact sports, don't get hurt, hurt, injury, injuries, danger, dangerous, sarcasmPromise cartoon 18 of 46
"I am not the kind of man who indulges in lavish promises about the future. But I make so bold as to say this—that had I been in office over the past two years this great nation of ours would have been the first to launch a sputnik, there would have been no troubles in Iraq and Lebanon to inflame the Middle East, there . . ."
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politician, politicians, political promises, political promise, promise, promises, modern politics, modern politician, modern politicians, fake news, the opposition, leader of the opposition, campaign, campaigns, campaigning, campaigner, campaigners, political campaign, political campaigning, political campaigns, political candidate, political candidates, lie, lies, lying, lying politician, lying politiciansPromise cartoon 19 of 46
"Do you promise to maintain strict waiter-patron confidentiality?"
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restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, waiter, waiters, server, servers, service, customer service, order, orders, ordering, menu, menus, customer, customers, patron, patrons, confidential, confidentiality, confidentiality agreement, confidentiality agreements, promise, promises, promising, diet, diets, dieting, on a diet, secret, secretsPromise cartoon 20 of 46
"At our wedding ceremony, you made certain false statements."
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wedding vow, wedding vows, promise, promises, broken promise, broken promises, wedding, weddings, couple, couples, husband and wife, husbands and wives, marriage, marriages, long term relationship, long term relationships, bad relationship, bad relationships, marital fight, marital fights, domestic, domestics, domestic argument, domestic arguments, spousal dispute, spousal disputesPromise cartoon 21 of 46
"Excellent, excellent. A fine blend of truths, half-truths, and blatant falsehoods."
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washington, washington dc, capitol hill, white house, government, government, politics, politician, politicians, president, presidents, aid, aids, speechwriter, speechwriters, speech, speeches, political, truth, truths, fact, facts, promise, promises, half-truth, half-truths, falsehood, falsehoods, lie, lies, liar, liars, lying, dishonesty, dishonesty, ethics, unethical, misleading, corrupt, corruption, scandal, scandals, doctored, official, officials, spin, spin doctor, spin doctors, pr, p.r., public relations, crooked, underhanded, sneaky, hiding, manipulating, manipulative, manipulation, obfuscation, obfuscating, american politics, american government, united states, us, u.s., united states of america, usa, u.s.a., america, modern politics, modern lifePromise cartoon 22 of 46
"Harold! You promised!"
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promise, promises, promising, ace, aces, tennis ace, tennis ace, competitive, competition, competitions, competitive side, competitive sides, friendly game, friendly games, friendly match, friendly matches, competitive, bad winner, bad winners, bad loser, bad losers, sore loser, sore losers, relationship problem, relationship problems, promise, promises, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, sporty, sports, sports lover, sports lovers, tennis player, tennis players, serve, serves, serving, spike, spikes, spikingPromise cartoon 23 of 46
"Do you, Daisy, promise to love, honor, and, in particular, obey Mr. Singer? To beg, sit, stay, heel, and roll over until death do you part?"
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animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, dog, dogs, canine, canines, dog owner, dog owners, relationship, relationships, love, marriage, marriages, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, wedding, weddings, wedding ceremony, wedding ceremonies, wedding vows, vows, exchanging vows, saying i do, bride, brides, groom, grooms, promise, promises, love, honour, honor, obey, beg, sit, stay, heel, roll over, trick, tricks, dog trick, dog tricks, obedience, training, death, strange, unusualPromise cartoon 24 of 46
"I've finished my New Year's resolutions, and now I'm going to get a running start on yours."
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new year, new year's, new years, new year's resolution, new year's resolutions, resolution, resolutions, task, tasks, list, lists, type a, type a personality, type a personalities, overachiever, overachievers, overachieve, overachieving, doer, doers, busy, hard worker, hard workers, promise, promises, goal, goals, accomplishment, accomplishments, accomplish, accomplishingPromise cartoon 25 of 46
"Give me one more chance, Rachel. I'll go straight, and quit my lawyerin' ways."
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lawyer, lawyers, law, laws, law and order, solicitor, solicitors, attorney, attorneys, date, dates, dating, relationship, relationships, couple, couples, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, dump, dumped, breakup, breaking up, broken up, ultimatum, ultimatums, chance, chances, change, changes, promise, promises, beg, beggingMore cartoons with the keyword 'promise'