Promise Cartoons

"These are the benefits you were guaranteed when you joined this firm - and this is a match."

Artist:
Ziegler, Jack
Search ID:
CC121317
High Res:
3490x2957 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
benefit, benefits, firm, firms, law firm, law firms, guarantee, guarantees, promise, promises, promising, broken promise, broken promises, lie, lies, lying, liar, liars, bonus, bonuses, lawyer, lawyers, attorney, attorneys, contract, contracts, contractual agreement, contractual agreements

It's The Miracle Book!

Artist:
Chast, Roz
Search ID:
CC36449
High Res:
2299x1599 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
miracles, miracles, book, books, self-help, self helping, self help, advise, advice, promise, promises, disappoint, disappointment, false promises, lose weight, tip, tips, false advertising, advertising, adverts, quick fix, quick fixes, fast life, better yourself, self improvement, self-improvement, everything you need to know

"I thought we swore never to go to bed angry."

Artist:
Bliss, Harry
Search ID:
CC140348
High Res:
2889x3174 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, married life, argument, arguments, fight, fights, disagreement, disagreements, anger, angry, pet, pets, dog, dogs, pet owner, pet owners, dog owner, dog owners, bed, beds, separate beds, sleeping apart, bedtime, man's best friend, going to bed angry, promise, promises

"I've finished my New Year's resolutions, and now I'm going to get a running start on yours."

Artist:
Smaller, Barbara
Search ID:
CC121751
High Res:
5000x4223 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
new year, new year's, new years, new year's resolution, new year's resolutions, resolution, resolutions, task, tasks, list, lists, type a, type a personality, type a personalities, overachiever, overachievers, overachieve, overachieving, doer, doers, busy, hard worker, hard workers, promise, promises, goal, goals, accomplishment, accomplishments, accomplish, accomplishing

"If elected, I'll institute an AMAZING CRASH PROGRAM that in JUST 24 HOURS will trim ugly fat and waste from government and literally turn it into SUPER SERVICES for you the AMERICAN PEOPLE by utilizing a NATURAL MECHANISM so powerful that when unleashed

Artist:
Mankoff, Bob
Search ID:
CC135077
High Res:
4620x5165 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
infomercials, elections, campaigns, politics, fat people, weight loss, machines, electomercial, politicians, campaign, campaign ad, campaign ads, campaign advertisement, campaign advertisements, campaign advertising, money in politics, political corruption, big lie, big lies, oversell, oversells, overselling, candidate, candidates, political candidate, political candidates, politician, politicians, promise, promises, promising, mankoff

Marriage Returns

Artist:
Walsh, Liam
Search ID:
CC141233
High Res:
3088x3202 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
marriage, marriages, marriage ceremony, divorce, divorces, divorced, married, church, churches, christian, christian ceremony, sacrament of marriage, christianity, priest, priests, vicar, vicars, pastor, pastors, returns, returns office, divorce proceedings, break up, broken up, fallen out, separation, separated, high hopes, high expectation, promise, promises, broken promise, broken promises, looking into the future, trepidation, second thoughts

"And do you promise to love, honor, and cherish each other, and to pay the United States government more in taxes as a married couple than you would have paid if you had just continued living together?"

Artist:
Levin, Arnie
Search ID:
CC24142
High Res:
1314x1286 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
relationship, relationships, marriage, married life, wedding, weddings, getting married, bride, brides, groom, grooms, couple, couples, newlywed, newlyweds, priest, priest, vow, vows, wedding vows, wedding vow, promise, promises, tax, taxes, united states, america, government, governments, filing taxes, together, living together, married couple, married couples, money, marriage rite, marriages rites, economy, economics, higher taxes, more taxes

"If I fall asleep, promise not to bury me."

Artist:
Frascino, Edward
Search ID:
CC30122
High Res:
2326x1763 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
ocean, oceans, sea, seas, seaside, seasides, seashore, seashores, beach, beaches, sand, sandy, bury, buries, dig, digging, prank, pranks, joke, jokes, practical joke, practical jokes, promise, promises, relax, relaxing, relaxation, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, couple, couples, relationship, relationships, marriage, marriages

"Do you promise to maintain strict waiter-patron confidentiality?"

Artist:
Twohy, Mike
Search ID:
CC39971
High Res:
1882x1378 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, waiter, waiters, server, servers, service, customer service, order, orders, ordering, menu, menus, customer, customers, patron, patrons, confidential, confidentiality, confidentiality agreement, confidentiality agreements, promise, promises, promising, diet, diets, dieting, on a diet, secret, secrets

"Harold! You promised!"

Artist:
Tobey, Barney
Search ID:
CC42938
High Res:
1769x1561 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
promise, promises, promising, ace, aces, tennis ace, tennis ace, competitive, competition, competitions, competitive side, competitive sides, friendly game, friendly games, friendly match, friendly matches, competitive, bad winner, bad winners, bad loser, bad losers, sore loser, sore losers, relationship problem, relationship problems, promise, promises, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, sporty, sports, sports lover, sports lovers, tennis player, tennis players, serve, serves, serving, spike, spikes, spiking

"Remind me again—what do I usually promise you so you'll take on extra work?"

Artist:
Panckeri, Drew
Search ID:
CC143582
High Res:
3087x2425 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
business, businessman, businessmen, boss, bosses, executive, executives, exec, execs, manager, managers, management, office, offices, office life, employee, employees, worker, workers, overtime, overwork, extra work, promise, promises, negotiating, negotiation, negotiations, bad memory, remembering, reminder, reminders, black company, black corporation

"You said it—everybody heard you."

Artist:
Cotham, Frank
Search ID:
CC134944
High Res:
4564x4177 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, love, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, wedding, weddings, wedding ceremony, wedding ceremonies, wedding vows, vows, saying i do, witness, witnesses, too late, can't go back, promise, promises, trapped, no escape, fight, fights, fighting, argument, arguments, arguing, conflict, conflicts, bride, brides, groom, grooms

"Do you further promise to love, honor and obey this insurance company and to disclose to it any pre-existing medical conditions?"

Artist:
Ziegler, Jack
Search ID:
CC43117
High Res:
2893x2281 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
insurance, insurance coverage, health insurance, medical insurance, salesman, salesmen, agreement, agreements, contract, contracts, promise, promises, promising, vow, vows, wedding vows, exchanging vows, commitment, pre-existing conditions, pre-existing medical conditions, health, fitness, insurance agent, insurance agents, insurance agency, insurance agencies, insurance industry, insurance company, insurance companies, buying insurance

"Daddy promises he'll be there the next time you kick butt, honey."

Artist:
Shanahan, Danny
Search ID:
CC32112
High Res:
2063x1754 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, family, families, sport, sports, tennis, playing tennis, player, players, athlete, athletes, match, matches, game, games, missing out, missed, missing, promise, promises, promising, businessman, businessmen, working, work, job, jobs, career, careers, next time, absent father, absent fathers

"I never promised I would get you off. I alleged it."

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
Search ID:
CX301918
High Res:
4400x3400 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, trial, trials, legal system, justice system, legal, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, client, clients, defendant, defendants, defence, defense, technicality, technicalities, promise, promises, allegation, allegations, excuse, excuses, losing, sore loser, sore losers, sneaky, tricky, misleading, deceptive, deception, ambiguous

"The Oaths of the Venture Capitalists."

Artist:
Hamilton, William
Search ID:
CC44091
High Res:
6600x5268 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
office, offices, business, businesses, businessman, businessmen, executive, executives, small business, small businesses, start up, start ups, venture capitalist, venture capitalists, funding, oath, oaths, promise, promises, guarantee, risk taking, party, parties

"First, do no harm. After that, go nuts."

Artist:
Schwartz, Benjamin
Search ID:
CC144512
High Res:
2587x2417 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
hippocratic oath, the hippicratic oath, oath, oaths, malpractice, medical malpractice, go nuts, going nuts, go crazy, going crazy, going mad, promise, promises, doctor, doctors, md, mds, m.d.s, m.d., gp, gps, g.p.s, g.p., general practitioner, general practitioners, surgeon, surgeons, high pressure, high pressure job, high pressure jobs

"Now promise me you will all be very careful."

Artist:
Hafeez, Kaamran
Search ID:
CC135950
High Res:
3037x1880 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
sport, sports, football, american football, helmet, helmets, pads, pad, padding, player, players, athlete, athletes, huddle, careful, safe, safety, promise, promises, violent, violence, violent sport, violent sports, contact, contact sport, contact sports, don't get hurt, hurt, injury, injuries, danger, dangerous, sarcasm

"Are you really, really sorry?"

Artist:
Wilson, Gahan
Search ID:
PB400464
High Res:
2653x2833 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
apologize, apologizes, apologizing, apology, apologies, apologise, apologises, apologising, sorry, say sorry, shame, shames, shaming, criminal justice, criminal justice system, criminal justice systems, revolving door, revolving doors, revolving door prison, revolving door prisons, lenient, leniency, promise, promises, promising, judge, judges, trial, trials, courtroom, courtrooms, court, courts, court system, court systems

"I know - what if I promise them change?"

Artist:
Sipress, David
Search ID:
CC124823
High Res:
7858x6859 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
king, kings, sovereign, sovereigns, ruler, rulers, monarch, monarchs, monarchy, royal, royalty, castle, castles, peasant, peasants, citizen, citizens, revolt, revolts, rebellion, rebellions, rebelling, revolution, revolutions, revolting, riot, riots, rioting, politics, history, historical, medieval, politician, politicians, government, governments, change, promise, promises, political promise, political promises

William and Real Estate

Artist:
Mankoff, Bob
Search ID:
CX300722
High Res:
2173x1543 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
real estate, property, properties, property owner, property owners, asset, assets, in love, love, romance, romances, romantic, romantics, promise, promises, lonely, loneliness, forever alone, landlord, landlords, estate agent, estate agents, tree heart, tree hearts, carving, carvings, heart carving, heart carvings, properties

"Promise me that if I die first you won't eat me."

Artist:
Gross, Sam
Search ID:
CC139515
High Res:
2932x2700 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, bird, birds, vulture, vultures, carrion, death, cannibalism, cannibal, cannibals, tree, trees, promise, promises, last wish, last wishes, dying wish, dying wishes, funeral planning, after life planning, end-of-life planning

"I was promised plausible deniability."

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
Search ID:
CX303057
High Res:
4400x3400 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
religion, religious, death, after death, afterlife, heaven, heaven's gate, entrance to heaven, st. peter's gate, saint peter's gate, pearly gates, st. peter, saint peter, angel, angels, entering heaven, plausible deniability, excuse, excuses, promise, promises, promised, ignorance, ignorant, wilful ignorance, management, manager, managers, exec, execs, executive, executives, boss, bosses, businessman, businessmen, white collar crime, questionable, suspicious, dishonest, corrupt, corruption, shady, deceptive, office life

"A report released today says the shadow government thinks the shadow economy is booming."

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
Search ID:
CX301171
High Res:
4400x3400 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
shadow government, shadow governments, opposition, the opposition, politician, politicians, promise, promises, political promises, party line, the party lines, part promises, economy the economy, anchor desk, anchorman, anchormen, news, the news, lying politician, lying politicians, democrats, the democrats, republican, the republican, tory, tories, conservative, conservatives, labour, the labour party

"....'Sickness, health? ... better, worse... richer, poorer?'... how about leaving me some wiggle room!"

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
Search ID:
CX302878
High Res:
4400x3400 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, wedding, weddings, wedding ceremony, wedding ceremonies, wedding vows, vows, exchanging vows, saying i do, bride, brides, groom, grooms, wiggle room, slack, leeway, promise, promises, cold feet, wedding jitters