Promise Cartoons

Promise Cartoons

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"These are the benefits you were guaranteed when you joined this firm - and this is a match."

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It's The Miracle Book!

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"I thought we swore never to go to bed angry."

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"I've finished my New Year's resolutions, and now I'm going to get a running start on yours."

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"If elected, I'll institute an AMAZING CRASH PROGRAM that in JUST 24 HOURS will trim ugly fat and waste from government and literally turn it into SUPER SERVICES for you the AMERICAN PEOPLE by utilizing a NATURAL MECHANISM so powerful that when unleashed

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Marriage Returns

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"And do you promise to love, honor, and cherish each other, and to pay the United States government more in taxes as a married couple than you would have paid if you had just continued living together?"

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"If I fall asleep, promise not to bury me."

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"Do you promise to maintain strict waiter-patron confidentiality?"

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"Harold! You promised!"

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"Remind me again—what do I usually promise you so you'll take on extra work?"

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"You said it—everybody heard you."

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"Do you further promise to love, honor and obey this insurance company and to disclose to it any pre-existing medical conditions?"

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"Daddy promises he'll be there the next time you kick butt, honey."

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"I never promised I would get you off. I alleged it."

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"The Oaths of the Venture Capitalists."

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"First, do no harm. After that, go nuts."

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"Now promise me you will all be very careful."

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"Are you really, really sorry?"

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"I know - what if I promise them change?"

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William and Real Estate

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"Promise me that if I die first you won't eat me."

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"I was promised plausible deniability."

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"A report released today says the shadow government thinks the shadow economy is booming."

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"....'Sickness, health? ... better, worse... richer, poorer?'... how about leaving me some wiggle room!"

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