Promote Cartoons

"Live Music The Doesn't Make You Want to Kill Yourself."

"Now you're going to be procrastinating with the big boys."

"Why do they keep making these?"

Discussed on Car Talk

Raid the law offices of Michael D. Cohen

"Good evening. In today's top story, my book has jumped to Number Three on the best-seller list."

"Cut to commercial! For pity's sake, cut to commercial!"

For the new gardener.

"I hear good things about you from your publicist."

"This is for anyone on the panel- how can I be up there instead of down here?"

"Blind loyalty, Gilliford, by God, that's a trait I like to see in a young man."

"Blind loyalty, Gilliford, by God, that's a trait I like to see in a young man."

"Oh, yes, Paul—whisper sweet sponsored content in my ear."

"Okay, deal! I'll go on your podcast and you go on mine, and we cross-promote."

"In five years from now I see myself as your boss. Hire me and you get a nice raise."

"Nothing showy, but we would like to be publicized."

Voting in the election 2020.

"Guess who got promoted to cosmetics research."

"Well, the alternative would be to use your social media accounts to promote toothlessness."

"A signing bonus, a raise, a promotion, a layoff -- you've had an entire career in six months."

"No promotion, but I do get to hold the laser pointer at the next meeting."

This could be your blurb.

Excess

"Thanks Jeffries, but I think we'll pass on relaunching the company as a musical"

"Just a heads up, Hal -- the board plans to promote you to some kind of flavor and fast-track you to aftertaste status by next year."