Proof Cartoons

"Did you bring a duplicate copy of your 'Times' obit with you?"

"Quit worrying about corroborating your sources - it's not as if anyone's going to take all this literally."

"The cat's been walking around on my desk again."

Irrefutable Evidence.

"Can you put more nudity in this?"

"Please accept the apologies of this court. You're free to go now, and, by the way, here's your DNA back."

"Gimme a 'D'! Gimme an 'N'! Gimme an 'A'!"

"I've already put the evidence in a tidy little bag for you."

"What can I say? I was an English major."

"I didn't finish the proof but I did write this poem about my struggle."

"Dumb it up."

"Tonight we're going to let the statistics speak for themselves."

A barricade that reads "Police Line - No video cameras beyond this point."

"We can see that current trends will inevitably lead to a situation in which the sky will fall."

"What do you mean you 'know someone's been here'?"

"I'm pretty excited. A collection of my emails is due out this spring."

"You've just proven that your job doesn't exist."

"Evidence of Bigfoot or just some clown?"

"Innocent, by reason of my videotape which says so."

"Unicorns do exist!"

Works in Progress

"I believe the doughnuts were planted in my squad car in an effort to discredit me."

"They've checked the DNA and it's gingerbread."

"I'd like to enter, as defense exhibit 'A', this red herring."

"Pictographs or it didn't happen."