"Did you bring a duplicate copy of your 'Times' obit with you?"
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religion, religious, death, after death, afterlife, heaven, heaven's gate, entrance to heaven, st. peter's gate, saint peter's gate, pearly gates, st. peter, saint peter, angel, angels, paperwork, document, documents, proof, evidence, death certificate, death certificates, government, governments, bureaucracy, duplicate, copy, copies, obituary, obituaries, obit, obits, news, newspaper, newspapers, media, getting into heaven"Quit worrying about corroborating your sources - it's not as if anyone's going to take all this literally."
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sarcasm, sarcastic, religion, religions, religious, jesus, jesus christ, bible, scripture, scriptures, desert, deserts, religious fanatics, bible belt, scroll, scrolls, god, no evidence, no support, documentation, proof, no proof, evidence, verify, verification, interpret, interpretations, extremist, extremists, extremismIrrefutable Evidence.
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ufo, u.f.o., alien, aliens, martian, martians, extra-terrestrial, extra-terrestrials, extraterrestrial, extraterrestrials, extra terrestrial, extra terrestrials, evidence, evidences, proof, proves, conspiracy, conspiracies, conspire, conspires, fragment, fragments, belief, believing, believes, science, sciences, unsolved, proving, roswell"Can you put more nudity in this?"
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writing, proof, proofs, proofreading, proofread, proofreader, clients, clueless clients, client, memo, memos, memorandum, memorandums, minutes, notes, notation, note, office, water cooler, water coolers, watercooler, author, authors, editor, editing, editorial, edit, edits, entertainment, entertaining, bored, boredom, workplace, work place, work, working, business, dull, boring, liven up, bored, not safe for work, meetings, meeting, inappropriate, inappropriate for work, harassed, harassment"Please accept the apologies of this court. You're free to go now, and, by the way, here's your DNA back."
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court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, trial, trials, legal system, justice system, law, laws, legal, judge, judges, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, client, clients, defence, fense, defendant, defendants, apology, apologies, apologising, apologizing, compensation, free, not guilty, innocent, dna, genetics, test, tests, testing, sample, samples, evidence, proof, science, return, returning, technology, exonerated, exoneration, exonerations, modern life"Gimme a 'D'! Gimme an 'N'! Gimme an 'A'!"
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court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, trial, trials, legal system, justice system, law, laws, legal, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, jury, juries, dna, genetics, genetic testing, evidence, proof, cheering, cheer, cheers, cheerleader, cheerleaders"I've already put the evidence in a tidy little bag for you."
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police, police officer, police officers, cop, cops, detective, detectives, police detective, police detectives, investigation, investigations, police investigation, police investigations, evidence, proof, crime, crime scene, crime scenes, forensics, scene of the crime, murder, murders, homicide, death, corpse, corpses, body, bodies, dead body, dead bodies, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, conflict, conflicts, tidy, neat, bag, bags, clean, criminal, criminals, murderer, murderers, helpful"What can I say? I was an English major."
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grammar, grammar nazi, grammar nazis, fewer, items or less, correction, correct, english, english major, college, college graduate, grad, graduates, humanities, job, jobs, bitter, bitterness, world of work, literature, lit major, language, language skills, literacy, literate, literacy skills, register, registers, cash register, supermarket, supermarkets, groceries, grocery store, store, stores, clerk, clerks, proof, proofread, proofreading"I didn't finish the proof but I did write this poem about my struggle."
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poem, poems, poetry, poet, poets, proof, proofs, scientist, scientists, equation, equations, formula, formulas, breakthrough, breakthroughs, discovery, discoveries, scientific, research, researcher, researchers, lab, labs, laboratory, laboratories"Dumb it up."
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writer, writers, publications, publication, publisher, publishers, editor, editors, insult, insulting, insulted, dumb it down, dumbing it down, dumbed down, incompetent, incompetence, agent, agents, bad writer, bad writers, proof, proofs, proof reading, proof reader, proof readers, book, books, unintelligent, manuscript, manuscripts, notes, getting notes, failed, failing, failures, failure"Tonight we're going to let the statistics speak for themselves."
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number, numbers, math, maths, mathematics, statistic, statistics, speech, speeches, politics, government, governments, politician, politicians, business, businessman, businessmen, presentation, presentations, proof, evidence, data, statsA barricade that reads "Police Line - No video cameras beyond this point."
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police, police officer, police officers, cop, cops, detective, detectives, police detective, police detectives, investigation, investigations, police investigation, police investigations, police line, police lines, barricade, barricades, ban, bans, banned, forbidden, camera, cameras, video camera, video cameras, scandal, scandals, police brutality, police misconduct, violence, abuse of authority, excessive force, media, journalism, press, problem, problems, evidence, proof, video, videos, film, films, obstruction, justice, crime, law, hiding, hidden, politics, news"We can see that current trends will inevitably lead to a situation in which the sky will fall."
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chicken licken, the sky is falling, data, data analysis, evidence, proof, prediction, predictions, scientific prediction, climate change, stats, statistics, graph, graphs, business meeting, business meetings, farm animal, farm animals, recession, the recession, apocalypse, the apocalypse, end of days, the end of days, end of the world, the end of the world, chicken little, henny penny"What do you mean you 'know someone's been here'?"
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relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, conflict, conflicts, infidelity, cheating, cheater, cheaters, extramarital affairs, affair, affairs, knife, knives, knife-throwing, knife-thrower, knife-throwers, knife throwing, knife thrower, knife throwers, outline, outlines, wall, walls, dagger, daggers, stuck, obvious, evidence, proof, trick, tricks, circus, performer, performers, magic, magician, magicians"I'm pretty excited. A collection of my emails is due out this spring."
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party, parties, cocktail party, cocktail parties, small talk, excited, technology, computer, computers, online, internet, internet privacy, privacy, email, emails, e-mail, e-mails, collection, collections, evidence, proof, corrupt, corruption, politics, politician, politicians, government, governments, scandal, scandals, writer, writers, writing, author, authors, fraud, secret, secrets, business, businessman, businessmen, executive, executives, exec, execs, white collar crime, crime, clinton, clintons, hilary clinton"You've just proven that your job doesn't exist."
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academic, academics, academia, job, jobs, existence, scientific proof, scientific proofs, scientist, scientists, intellectual, intellectuals, formula, formulas, equation, equations, lab, labs, genius, geniuses, expendable, dispensable, proof, proofs"Evidence of Bigfoot or just some clown?"
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bigfoot, sasquatch, sasquatches, footprint, footprints, hiding, clown, clowns, television, tv, t.v., news, newscaster, newscasters, reporter, reporters, announcer, announcers, broadcaster, broadcasters, newsman, newsmen, news anchor, news anchors, anchormen, anchorman, presenter, presenters, media, broadcasting, reporting, evidence, proof, investigative reporting, investigative reporter, investigative reporters, myth, myths, legend, legends"Innocent, by reason of my videotape which says so."
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lawyer, lawyers, solicitor, solicitors, attorney, attorneys, trial, trials, court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, courthouse, judge, judges, defendant, defendants, defense, defence, law and order, video, videos, surveillance, surveillance tape, surveillance tapes, surveillance video, surveillance videos, proof, evidence"Unicorns do exist!"
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unicorn, unicorns, unicorn horn, unicorn horns, rare, legendary, magical, mythical, creature, creatures, exist, proof, evidence, hunter, hunter, hunt, hunting, gun, guns, firearm, firearms, rifle, rifles, hunting rifle, hunting rifles, shooter, shooters, shoot, kill, killed, trophy, trophies, horn, horns, animal, animals, game, game hunter, game hunters, game hunting, safari, extinct, extinction, last unicorn, endangered, endangered species, destruction, environmental destruction, poaching, poachWorks in Progress
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author, authors, writer, writers, novelist, novelist, failed writer, failed writers, writers block, writer's block, creative block, creative blocks, first novel, first novels, manuscript, manuscripts, proof, proofs, proof copy, proof copies, library, libraries, book shop, book shops, book store, book stores, book, books, reading, draft, drafts, rough draft, rough drafts, work in progress, works in progress, wip"I believe the doughnuts were planted in my squad car in an effort to discredit me."
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court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, trial, trials, legal system, justice system, law, laws, legal, judge, judges, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, witness, witnesses, witness stand, questioning, police, police officer, police officers, cop, cops, donut, donuts, doughnut, doughnuts, planted, framed, evidence, proof, squad car, squad cars, police car, police cars, police cruiser, police cruisers, discredit, stereotype, stereotypes"They've checked the DNA and it's gingerbread."
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court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, trial, trials, legal system, justice system, law, laws, legal, judge, judges, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, defence, defense, defendant, defendants, client, clients, evidence, proof, dna, genetic testing, dna testing, food, gingerbread, gingerbread man, gingerbread men, cookie, cookies, biscuit, biscuits, science"I'd like to enter, as defense exhibit 'A', this red herring."
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court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, trial, trials, legal system, justice system, law, laws, legal, judge, judges, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, defence, defense, evidence, proof, exhibit, exhibits, clue, clues, red herring, red herrings, fake, false, deception, deceptive, misleading, distraction, distractions, distracting, strategy, strategies"Pictographs or it didn't happen."
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history, historical, pre-history, pre-historical, prehistory, prehistorical, stone age, bc, b.c., before christ, paleolithic, palaeolithic, cave-dweller, cave dwellers, cavemen, caveman, cavewoman, cavewomen, neanderthal, neanderthals, early humans, pictograph, pictographs, early writing, art, cave painting, cave paintings, picture, pictures, photo, photos, photograph, photographs, proof, evidence, pictures of it didn't happen, internet, online, computer, computers, technology, meme, memes, catchphrase, catchphrases, modern life