Properties Cartoons

King glaring at a map labelled "Mine" and "Theirs"

"Someday, son, this will all be yours—and underwater."

Heaven- A Gated Community

Tiny Mouse Hole

"Once, I tried to change the laces, and the Landmarks Commission came down on me like a ton of bricks."

Birdhouse Garage

"Take your pick—those people are talking schools. Next to them is real estate, and over by the stairs is money."

"It's nice, but is there room to swing a cat?"

"Just so you know, I'm taking all this with me into the afterlife."

"Of course, it's hard to tell what a place really looks like without furniture."

God Bless Our Asking Price

People on the street pass by gravestones of shops that have shut down.

A car drives past a sign that reads "Welcome to Condoville and the illusion of owning your own property."

"I like everything about this neighborhood except the people who can afford to live here."

"I want the whole thing gutted."

"I understand they have some lovely things."

"Thank God we were only house-sitting."

"Someday this cave could be worth plenty."

"Greetings, Earthling. How are the schools?"

"I was I had a house like yours so I could do something nice with it."

"It's more than I can afford and less than I desire."

"I was hoping you had no more territorial ambitions."

"I think we could be very happy here until we aren't."

"I've sold my airspace."

"He didn't exactly ask for a divorce-he offered me an early-retirement package."