King glaring at a map labelled "Mine" and "Theirs"
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"Someday, son, this will all be yours—and underwater."
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Heaven- A Gated Community
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Tiny Mouse Hole
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"Once, I tried to change the laces, and the Landmarks Commission came down on me like a ton of bricks."
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"Take your pick—those people are talking schools. Next to them is real estate, and over by the stairs is money."
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"It's nice, but is there room to swing a cat?"
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"Just so you know, I'm taking all this with me into the afterlife."
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"Of course, it's hard to tell what a place really looks like without furniture."
God Bless Our Asking Price
People on the street pass by gravestones of shops that have shut down.
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A car drives past a sign that reads "Welcome to Condoville and the illusion of owning your own property."
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"I like everything about this neighborhood except the people who can afford to live here."
"I want the whole thing gutted."
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"I understand they have some lovely things."
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"Thank God we were only house-sitting."
"Someday this cave could be worth plenty."
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"Greetings, Earthling. How are the schools?"
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"I was I had a house like yours so I could do something nice with it."
"It's more than I can afford and less than I desire."
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"I was hoping you had no more territorial ambitions."
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"I think we could be very happy here until we aren't."
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"I've sold my airspace."
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"He didn't exactly ask for a divorce-he offered me an early-retirement package."
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