The End is Near
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"Use a five iron!"
"No, a question period will not follow!"
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" 'Mene, mene, tekel, upharsin'? What kind of cookie is this?"
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"Go and spread the Gospel. Hide it in colorful, little eggs for the world to find and be delighted by."
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"It says, 'Someday you will die.'"
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"I'm going to need to speak to someone from either personnel or maintenance."
Fortune teller singes man's forehead.
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"We've travelled the world looking for our next C.E.O., as was foretold in our corporate legends. We think your little Tim might be that C.E.O."
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The End of Printed Matter Is Near.
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"It says, 'There are people waiting for your table.' "
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A turkey on a turkey farm holding a sign saying "The world will end Nov. 27".
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"Whosoever pulleth this sword from this stone, and can eat just two or three of these double-chocolate Amaretto things without finishing the whole box, shall be king born of England!"
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"I hate to say I told you so!"
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"Stop - that Trump cartoon you came up with this morning just happened."
"Verily I say unto you that the wife is good, but the mother-in-law..."
"O Lord—why art thou such a drama queen?"
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"@FBarnes12 favorited a prophecy you were mentioned in."
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The End Was Near.
"It says 'knock on the third door to the right and ask for Cleo.'"
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