The End is Near
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"No, a question period will not follow!"
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The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.
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'A Major Doomsday Event Is Nigh'
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I Told You So.
Broadband is Near
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"They say your chances of survival are better sitting in the tail section."
"You have to know when to take a prophet."
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It's just going to continue and continue.
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"You will always be a hero, but you will never be a superhero."
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A turkey on a turkey farm holding a sign saying "The world will end Nov. 27".
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Mr. Science Times
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"Stop - that Trump cartoon you came up with this morning just happened."
"You go ahead, I've got a better idea."
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Moses holds a 1040 form.
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"O Lord—why art thou such a drama queen?"
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The End Was Near.
"The Kitmans in 12-B. Tell them Elijah is here for the Seder."
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"Jeez, did we ever goof!"
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"Still, you've got to admit our being swallowed by a fish has its humorous aspects!"
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Buzzfeed Does The Bible
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"And, after they see you do this, the 'promised land' can be whatever you say it is."
The subway-delay prophet of doom
"That can't be good."
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