Prosecute Cartoons

Prosecute Cartoons

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"He's been trained in guard duty, attack, and litigation."

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"Lights! Camera! Justice!"

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"Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, let me present the alternative facts of the case."

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"If you had listened to me when you were twelve, you wouldn't be in this mess."

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"At this time the family is grieving and suing."

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"When will I be old enough to start suing people?"

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"We, the jury, find the defendant guilty of killing her softly with his song."

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"Before I start my taped testimony, I should like to say a few words about Fenton's Naturally Decaffeinated Coffee."

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"It's what I do."

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"Your Honor, all this pretrial publicity has made my client look fat."

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"If it please Your Honor . . . Your Honor? Your Honor!"

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"Sometimes our borrowers find themselves underwater."

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"Don't listen to him. Your hair is beautiful."

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"Don't think of it as a conspiracy charge. Think of it as a buddy trial."

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"They've agreed to drop the charges, but only if you agree never to stuff the turkey again."

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"This book club isn't fun anymore."

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"Please don't let it become the Keating Six."

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"Guilty! Twelve months in Provence."

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"I'm sorry, Your Honor, but I just don't have the time right now to go to prison."

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"You've been charged with driving under the influence of testosterone."

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"I'd like to avoid a costly and embarrassing trial but I could use the media exposure."

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"I'm going to let you off this time with a misdemeanor against humanity."

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"O.K., O.K., house arrest."

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'Trust me - the jury like you.'

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'If you don't believe me, Google it.'

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