Prosecution Cartoons

Prosecution Cartoons

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Prosecution cartoon

"And today if the prosecutor says 'Liar, liar, pants on fire,' do not turn around to check."

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"If she sings it's over."

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"He's been trained in guard duty, attack, and litigation."

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"Lights! Camera! Justice!"

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"And now a little number that asks the musical question 'Do you recognize this meat cleaver?'"

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"Objection, Your Honor! The prosecution is combining dog years and people years in a callous and deliberate attempt to confuse the witness."

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"Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, let me present the alternative facts of the case."

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"If you had listened to me when you were twelve, you wouldn't be in this mess."

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"Permission to treat the witness like gum stuck to the bottom of my heels?"

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"Doesn't anyone ever say 'please' anymore?"

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"He was someone you had to light a fire under in order to get anything done."

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Skeletons In Kenneth Starr's Closet

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"Please read back that last remark in a more murdery voice."

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"We, the jury, find the defendant guilty of killing her softly with his song."

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"Could we skip the prosecution and get on to the sentencing phase?"

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"Witness will refrain from devouring the prosecution!"

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"Impartiality becomes you."

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"And were you wearing that particular hat on the night of the murder?"

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"Your Honor, we're going to go with the prosecution's spin."

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"Sustained!—Prosecution will kindly refrain from flaring its hood."

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"I'm sorry, sir, but I've got to ask you another question. I heard someone in the courtroom shout out the correct answer."

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"It isn't just me. My wife has been following the case and she thinks you're guilty, too."

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"Your Honor, I wish to introduce as Exhibit A this bullet with the victim's name on it."

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"This white car represents my client's hybrid and this blue car represents the defendant's gas-guzzler."

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"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

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