Prosecutor Cartoons

Prosecutor Cartoons

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Prosecutor cartoon

"How did this case ever get so far?"

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"Don't make me come down there."

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"And today if the prosecutor says 'Liar, liar, pants on fire,' do not turn around to check."

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"Never mind what I did, Your Honor. I want to be judged for who I am, as an individual."

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"If she sings it's over."

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"Will the witness please tell the court exactly how long he's known the accused?"

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"And now a little number that asks the musical question 'Do you recognize this meat cleaver?'"

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"I don't mind your acting as your own attorney, but would you please stop hopping on and off that damned chair?"

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"Objection, Your Honor! The prosecution is combining dog years and people years in a callous and deliberate attempt to confuse the witness."

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"Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, let me present the alternative facts of the case."

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"If you had listened to me when you were twelve, you wouldn't be in this mess."

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"Permission to treat the witness like gum stuck to the bottom of my heels?"

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"Before we send a man to prison, shouldn't we at least be positive that he's not rich?"

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Skeletons In Kenneth Starr's Closet

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"Please read back that last remark in a more murdery voice."

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"Oh-oh, we're in trouble!"

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"Before I start my taped testimony, I should like to say a few words about Fenton's Naturally Decaffeinated Coffee."

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"Witness will refrain from devouring the prosecution!"

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"It's what I do."

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"Your Honor, all this pretrial publicity has made my client look fat."

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"Have you, or any of your acquaintances, ever been described as 'frolicsome'?"

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"Impartiality becomes you."

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"And were you wearing that particular hat on the night of the murder?"

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"If it please Your Honor . . . Your Honor? Your Honor!"

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"Your Honor, we're going to go with the prosecution's spin."

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