"Never mind what I did, Your Honor. I want to be judged for who I am, as an individual."
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"Your Honor, we're going to go with the prosecution's spin."
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judge, judges, judged, judicial, judiciary, jury, juror, jurors, jury duty, law, lawyer, lawyers, legal, legality, legalism, your honor, honor, your honour, court, courts, court of law, court room, court rooms, courtroom, courtrooms, prosecute, prosecutor, attention, pay attention, focus, focused, focusing, alibi, excuse, excuses, businessman, businessmen, corporate, corporation, corporations, private individual, rich people, rich, corporate crime, conspiracy"It's clear from the replay that it was a leading question."
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sport, sports, arena, arenas, jumbotron, jumbotrons, video screen, video screens, television, televisions, watching television, tv, tvs, watching tv, t.v., t.v.s, watching t.v., replay, replays, video, videos, scoreboard, scoreboards, court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, trial, trials, legal system, justice system, judge, judges, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, jury, juries, juror, jurors, question, questions, questioning, leading question, witness, witnesses, prosecutor, prosecutors, prosecution, defence, defense, clear"Your Honor, all this pretrial publicity has made my client look fat."
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court, courts, court room, court rooms, judge, judges, justice, defendant, defendants, jurisprudence, jurist, jurists, law, laws, judiciary, judicial, judicial system, legal defense, defense attorney, defense attorneys, defense lawyer, defense lawyers, legal preceding, legal proceedings, trial, trials, legal trial, legal system, prosecution, prosecutor, prosecutors, defense attorney, defense attorneys, elvis, elvis presley, elvis impersonator, elvis impersonators, impersonator, impersonators, impression, impressions"Before I start my taped testimony, I should like to say a few words about Fenton's Naturally Decaffeinated Coffee."
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court, courts, court room, court rooms, judge, judges, justice, defendant, defendants, jurisprudence, jurist, jurists, law, laws, judiciary, judicial, judicial system, legal defense, defense attorney, defense attorneys, defense lawyer, defense lawyers, legal preceding, legal proceedings, trial, trials, legal trial, legal system, solicitor, solicitors, attorney, attorneys, lawyer, lawyers, barrister, barristers, counsel, counselor, prosecution, prosecutor, prosecutors, defense attorney, defense attorneys, legal counsel, legal reform, tort reform, tort, torts, subpoena, subpoenas, legal disputes, washington dc, congress, investigation, investigations, congressional investigation, congressional investigations"At the time of the incident, I was employed in the Dunbar house as a pet."
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