Heaven- A Gated Community
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"So they hold this conference to figure out why we're becoming extinct, and guess what they have for dinner."
"And now may I bite your neck?"
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"My lawyer finally got me on the endangered-species list!"
"If it's not safe to go in the water and it's not safe to go in the sun, why did you bring me here?"
Tags:beach, beaches, seaside, seashore, ocean, oceans, sea, seas, water, kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, family, families, safe, safety, unsafe, protect, protection, water safety, swimming, drowning, danger, dangerous, risky, sun, sunny, uv rays, uv, sunburn, sunburns, cancer, skin cancer, heatstroke, pollution, water pollution, ozone depletion, bored, boring, limited, restricted, complaint, complaints, complaining, whining, whinging, environment, environmental issues, environmental problems
"I don't have the heart to tell him what's going on with today's art market."
Tags:parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, kid, kids, child, childhood, growing up, child rearing, art market, the art market, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, kids drawing, kids drawings, kid's drawing, kid's drawings, childs drawing, childs drawings, child's drawing, child's drawings, childrens drawings, children's drawing, protect, protection, mollycoddle, mollycoddled, mollycoddling, artist, artists, aspiring artist, aspiring artists, hope and dreams, life goals
"Protect your family, protect your yard, and stop obsessing about port security."
Tags:protect, protects, protecting, protection, protections, security, security system, security systems, obsession, obsessions, obsessing, guard dog, guard dogs, guard, guards, guarding, worry, worries, worrying, worrier, worriers, anxious, anxiety, anxieties, therapist, therapists, therapy, psychologist, psychologists, psychology, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, psychiatry
"I got hot."
Tags:fire, fires, fireman, firemen, firefighter, firefighters, fighting fire, fighting fires, hot, heat, warm, dangerous, danger, too hot, safety, safe, protect, protection, fire safety, hose, unsafe, workplace safety, protective gear, gear, equipment, protective equipment, underwear, pants, helmet, helmets, bad clothing choices, clothing choices
"Since I don't have a family, I pretty much use it to protect my other guns."
Tags:gun, guns, rifle, rifles, assault rifle, assault rifles, assault-rifle, assault-rifles, protect, protection, family, families, security, secure, second amendment, 2nd amendment, bill of rights, gun control, gun-control, gun regulation, gun regulations, self-defense, self defense, defending, protects, circular, illogical
"Polly wants a flu shot."
Tags:flu, flu shot, flu shots, vaccine, vaccines, vaccination, vaccinations, parrot, parrots, parroting, talk, talks, talking, flu vaccine, flu vaccines, avian flu, virus, viruses, protect, protects, protecting, protection, protections, preventative medicine, preventative, medication, medications, outbreak, outbreaks, pandemic, pandemics, epidemic, epidemics, flu season
"We must root out corruption at the highest levels of government and make it look like it's happening at the lowest levels of government."
Tags:corrupt, corrupts, corrupting, corruption, coverup, coverups, cover-up, covers up, covering up, scandal, scandals, political scandal, political scandals, government, governments, washington, washington dc, washington d.c., protect, protects, protection, protections, protecting, hierarchy, hierarchies, deflect, deflects, deflecting, scapegoat, scapegoats, scapegoating, deflection, deflections, blame, blames, blaming, blame game, blame games
"I understand they have some lovely things."
Tags:protection, security, security system, security systems, surveillance camera, surveillance cameras, cctv, closed circuit television, home defence, home defense, armed, secure, protected, safety, safe, protect, guard, guards, guardian, guardians, gate, gates, locked, alarm, alarms, burglar alarm, burglar alarms, wealthy, rich, affluent, well-off, the one percent, the 1%, home, homes, house, houses, mansion, mansions, estate, estates, property, properties
"Yeah, but it doesn't smell like a bomb!"
Tags:airport, airports, airport security, security, airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, safety, bomb, bombs, sniffer dog, sniffer dogs, security dog, security dogs, bomb dog, bomb dogs, luggage, baggage, border control, customs, officer, officers, screening officer, screening officers, screening, security screening, scan, scanning, scanner, protect, protection, dog handler, dog handlers, explosive, explosives, ineffective, useless, incompetent, air travel, transportation, flying, tsa, tsa agent, agent, tsa officer, transportation security officer, transportation security administration, homeland security, department of homeland security, screening equipment, bomb detection, canine, canines, terror, terrorism
"Father is still old-school when it comes to homeland security."
Tags:homeland security, old school, duct tape, duct tapes, duct taping, duck tape, duck tapes, duck taping, plastic sheet, plastic sheets, furniture, protect, protects, protecting, protection, interior, interiors, interior decoration, interior decorations, luddite, luddites, technophobe, technophobes, technophobic, parent, parents, parenting, old parent, older parents, elder, elders, elderly
"I ain't showin' nothin', and I ain't tellin' nothin'."
Tags:mob, mobs, mobster, mobsters, mob boss, mob bosses, mafia, mafia boss, mafioso, organised, organized, organised crime, organized crime, crime, criminal, criminals, boss, bosses, boss man, big boss, chief, exec, execs, executive, executives, management style, management, manager, managers, jargon, show and tell, telling, play on words, word-play, word play, class, classroom, classrooms, kindergarten, kindergartener, kindergarteners, preschool, pre-school, won't talk, not talking, secret, secretive, mystery, mysterious, protect, protection, teacher, teachers
"You'll see it when it's done."
Tags:construction, construction worker, construction workers, construction site, construction sites, secret, secret, nosy, nosiness, snooping, snoop, snooping around, building, building site, building site, protect, protective, perfectionist, perfectionists, perfectionism, intrude, intrusion, intrusive, inquisitive, inquisitiveness, unfinished, sneak a peek, sneaking a peek, hole in the fence, under construction, under-construction
"I can't protect you from everything, but I can read you stories that make you believe I can protect you from everything."
Tags:kid, kids, child, children, son, sons, boy, boys, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, family, families, bed, beds, bedtime, story time, storytime, night, nighttime, reading, reading out-loud, reading aloud, book, books, story, stories, fairytale, fairytales, fairy tale, fairy tales, literature, children's story, children's stories, read, reader, readers, protect, protection, security, safe, safety, believe, belief, beliefs, pretend, make-believe
"My mom makes me wear it."
Tags:safe, safety, safely, helmet, helmets, double, unnecessary, parent, parents, sport, sports, football, footballer, footballers, american, american football, american footballer, american footballers, mother, mothers, mom, moms, extra safe, safest, concern, concerned, worried, worry, protective, protect, protected, overprotective, overprotected
"You have to let them make their own mistakes."
Tags:parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, baby, babies, toddler, toddlers, child, children, kid, kids, mistake, mistakes, accident, accidents, raising children, raising a child, supervise, supervising, unsupervised, distracted, distracted parents, dog, dogs, vicious dog, vicious dogs, mean dog, mean dogs, chainsaw, chainsaws, danger, dangerous, safety, safe, child-proof, childproof, protection, protect
Tags:wonk, wonks, parenting, parental, political terminology, civil terminology, terminology, terms, language, lexicon, register, out of character, mothers, fathers, mom, dad, dads, mum, mums, moms, policy, interest, excessive interest, interested, over bearing, over-bearing, detailed, details, detail oriented, sheltered, sheltering, worry, worried, protect, protective, protectively, protects, protected, independence, independent, policy wonk, policy wonks, health, piercing, piercings, teen, teens, kid, kids, child
For Their Own Good.
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"The sandbox is safe, and it's even safer without the sand."
Tags:kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, family, families, play, playing, safety, safe, safer, overprotective, protection, protect, protective, helicopter parent, helicopter parents, sandbox, sandboxes, sand, modern parenting, modern parent, modern parents, modern life
"Don't you feel a lot safer now that crime is illegal?"
Tags:crime, crimes, criminal, criminal, safe, safety, personal safety, law, laws, new law, new laws, illegal, made illegal, protect, protection, feeling safe, stupid, stupidity, oblivious, obliviousness, the media, newspaper, newspapers, the news, uninformed, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes
"A lot of them I only pretend to watch over."
Tags:religion, religious, heaven, god, angel, angels, watch over, watching over, guard, guarding, protect, protecting, christianity, christian, christians, pretend, pretending, make-believe, human, humans, prayer, prayers, pray, praying, impossible, overworked, limited time, confession, confessions, confessing, admission, admissions, admitting