"My lawyer finally got me on the endangered-species list!"
"Protect your family, protect your yard, and stop obsessing about port security."
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"Polly wants a flu shot."
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"We must root out corruption at the highest levels of government and make it look like it's happening at the lowest levels of government."
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"Father is still old-school when it comes to homeland security."
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For Their Own Good.
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"A lot of them I only pretend to watch over."
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"I don't want my grandchildren growing up in a world where you're their grandfather."
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"O.K., we get it-big and dangerous."
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"You're gonna be the man of the house now-you need to protect your mother and sister."
Tags:family, child, kid, kids, baby, babies, infant, infants, toddler, toddlers, high chair, high-chair, walk out, walk-out, walked out, man of the house, man of the family, patriarch, parenting, parental, gender roles, masculinity, toxic masculinity, gun, guns, hand gun, handgun, hand-gun, protect, protecting, protection, ludicrous, dad, dads, father, fathers, fatherhood, leave, leaving, left, broken home, broken family, broken families
Mom Wears Her 'Security' Shirt To The Birthday Party
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"Tell them how hard we've worked to protect their habitat."
Tags:bear, bears, habitat, habitats, environmentalist, environmentalists, environmentalism, protect, protects, protection, do-gooder, do-gooders, betrayal, betrayals, nature, natural world, protecting, tree-hugger, tree-huggers, national park, national parks, treed, wild animal, wild animals, negotiate, negotiates, negotiating, life-threatening
"Do you have anything less political?"
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"You've just raided your last patch!"
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"'What I Did on My Summer Vacation,' by special arrangement with the New Jersey State Police."
Needed Inventions: An Airbag To Protect The Viewer Against A Really Lousy Program.
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"They're for emotional protection."
"Go like this."
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"Well, it certainly is nice to know someone's looking out for us old folks!"
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"Here's Mommy now!"
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"Looks like we did't get the screens up none too soon, Pa."
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"I just feel safer in one of these."
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"I belonged to the Audubon Society."
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