Heaven- A Gated Community
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"And now may I bite your neck?"
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"Once, I tried to change the laces, and the Landmarks Commission came down on me like a ton of bricks."
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"Wear a helmet."
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"You weren't so hung up on my chastity."
"My lawyer finally got me on the endangered-species list!"
"If it's not safe to go in the water and it's not safe to go in the sun, why did you bring me here?"
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"I don't have the heart to tell him what's going on with today's art market."
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"The Bluebird of Happiness is on his way. We're security."
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"Protect your family, protect your yard, and stop obsessing about port security."
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Many walks past "Beware of our lawyer".
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"I liked recess a lot better before the safety helmets."
Snowman going through airport security
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"I got hot."
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"Not without inventing a helmet, you don't!"
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"Since I don't have a family, I pretty much use it to protect my other guns."
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"Polly wants a flu shot."
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"We must root out corruption at the highest levels of government and make it look like it's happening at the lowest levels of government."
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"I understand they have some lovely things."
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"Yeah, but it doesn't smell like a bomb!"
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"Protection is a thing of the past, Eddie. You're looking at a supplemental-health-care provider."
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"Oh God. More condoms."
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"As an animal lover, I find these images disturbing."
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