"Could we up the dosage? I still have feelings."
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dose, dosing, dosage, drug, prescribe, prescription, prescription drugs, otc, over the counter, prescribed, therapy, therapeutic, therapist, therapists, counselling, counselor, counsellor, psychology, psychiatrist, psychiatry, psychiatric, psychiatrics, psychiatrists, psychologists, psychological, emotions, emotional turmoil, emotion, emotional, feeling, feelings, unfeeling, anxiety, anxious, depression, depressed, depressing, medicine, medicines, meds, med, overmedicate, overmedicates, overmedicating, over-prescribe, over-prescribed, overprescribe, overprescribes, overprescribing"What is friendship if not constant amateurish psychoanalysis?"
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psychology, psychologist, psychologists, counselor, counselors, counselling, counsel, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, psychiatry, therapy, therapies, therapist, therapists, shrink, shrinks, friendship, friendships, complain, complaining, complains, psychoanalysis, psychoanalyst, psychoanalysts, mate, mates, buddy, buddies, friend, friends, amateur, poor, complain, complaining, complaints, complainsTherapist wearing a Yankees' cap talks with an upset patient wearing a Mets cap.
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sport, sports, baseball, baseball hat, baseball hat, baseball cap, baseball caps, fan, fans, loss, losses, lost, competition, competitive, upset, depression, unhappy, therapy, therapist, therapists, shrink, shrinks, psychology, psychologist, psychologists, psychiatry, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, counselor, counselors, counseling, counsellor, counsellors, counselling, patient, patients, mental health, ny, new york, new york city, rival, rivals, rivalryPsychiatry in the Park
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fitness, psychiatry, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, psychologist, psychologists, psychology, counselor, counselors, counseling, counsellor, counsellors, counselling, therapy, therapist, therapists, fitness obsession, exercise, exercising, exercise obsession, exercise obsessions, fitness obsessions, workout, workouts, working out, fitness fanatic, fitness fanatics, couch, couches, therapists couch, therapist's couch, stroller, strollers, pram, prams, buggy, buggies, pushchair, pushchairs"Listen, everybody feels a little depressed around this time of year!"
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santa, santas, father christmas, st nick, saint nick, saint nicholas, st nicholas, kris kringle, kris-kringle, santa claus, depressed, depression, holiday, holidays, christmas, christmases, christmas depression, mental health, therapy, therapies, irony, ironic, psychology, psychologist, psychologist, shrink, shrinks, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, therapist, therapists, counselor, counselors, analyst, psychoanalyst"Looking good!"
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headshrinker, headshrinkers, headshrinking, shrink, shrinks, psychologist, psychologists, psychology, therapist, therapists, therapy, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, psychiatry, psychiatric care, doctor, doctors, compliment, compliments, sane, sanity, insane, insanity, bill of health, clean bill of health, clean bills of health, mentally fit, mental fitness"I'm not sure I can help you - all your issues seem to be copyright-related."
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psychiatrist, psychiatrists, psychiatry, shrink, shrinks, psychologist, psychologists, psychology, mental health, mental state, copyright law, copyright laws, copyright, copyrights, superhero, superheroes, super-hero, super-heroes, super power, super-power, super powers, super-powers, intellectual property, intellectual property law, therapist, therapists"So–what seems to be the problem?"
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therapy, therapist, therapists, psychology, psychologist, psychologists, psychiatry, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, counselor, counselors, counseling, counsellor, counsellors, counselling, patient, patients, mental health, problem, problems, animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, cat, cats, cat owner, cat owners, hat, hats, head, heads, sitting"I do what they tell me, I eat what they give me. How do I know they're not a cult?"
Agoraphobia
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therapy, therapist, therapists, counseling, counselor, counselors, counselling, counsellor, counsellors, psychologist, psychologists, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, agoraphobia, agoraphobic, insecure, insecurity, phobia, phobias, mental health, mental health issues, mental health problems, therapists couch, therapist's couch, in therapy, accommodate, accommodating, unprofessional, anxious, anxiety, anxieties, anxiety disorder, anxiety disorders"We don't use the word 'crazy' in this office, Mr. Channing. Everywhere else, sure, but not here."
"Pillows for sleeping on are downstairs. These are all for screaming into."
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shopping, retail, housewares, home goods, home decor, decorations, decoration, pillow, pillows, throw pillows, throw pillow, cushion, cushions, screaming, screaming into, sleeping, anger management, therapy, therapist, therapists, psychology, psychologist, psychologists, psychiatry, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, counselor, counselors, counseling, counsellor, counsellors, counselling, mental health, customer service, types of pillows, anger, clerk, clerks, staff"Excuse me, Doc, my attention wandered. What type of deficit disorder did you say I had?"
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attention deficit disorder, doctors, crazy, doctors & patients, medical, trends, psychiatrists, psychologists, psychiatrist, attention, short attention span, short attention spans, attention span, attention spans, modern life, modern world, modern worlds, modern living, mental disorder, mental disorders, learning disability, learning disabilities, learning disabled, mankoff"Oops! I just deleted all your files. Can you repeat everything you've ever told me?"
"Damn, Tyler, I thought you'd worked through all that in therapy."
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office worker, office workers, office work, office job, office jobs, therapy, counseling, counselling, psychology, psychologist, psychologists, psychiatry, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, mental health issue, mental health issues, mental health disorder, mental health disorders, childhood, child hood trauma, childish, childishness jack in a box, jack-in-a-box, teddy bear, teddy bears, teddy, teddies, bear, bears"I'm going to be late, dear. It's total craziness here."
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crazy, craziness, insane, insanity, therapist, therapists, therapy, shrink, shrinks, psychologist, psychologists, psychology, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, psychiatry, busy day, busy days, late, late night, late nights, work late, working late, works late, insult, insulting, insulted, faux pas, choice of words, poor choice of words, long day, long days, mental health, insensitive, insensitivity"First, we'll look for repressed memories of malpractice suits."
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business, businesses, businessmen, business men, business man, businessman, psychologist, psychology, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, informer, inform, informant, trick, tricked, malpractice, malpractices, investigate, investigation, interrogate, interrogation, therapy, therapist, therapists, corporate, corporation, management, big business, manager, managers"Look, making you happy is out of the question, but I can give you a compelling narrative for your misery."
"Well, if you buy the stuff the public-relations people put out, I'm Edward the Great."
"Nd how did tht mke u feel?"
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therapist, therapy, therapists, counselor, counselors, counseling, counselling, counsellor, counsellors, psychologist, psychologists, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, text, texts, texting, text talk, message, messages, messaging, text message, text messages, text messaging, smartphone, smartphones, mobile phone, mobile phones, cellphone, cellphones, phone, phones, modern technology, modern technologies, modern times, modern life, attitudes, text speak, abbreviate, abbreviation, abbreviations, evolution of language"I do count my blessings, but then I end up counting those of others who have more and better blessings, and that pisses me off."