"Could we up the dosage? I still have feelings."
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dose, dosing, dosage, drug, prescribe, prescription, prescription drugs, otc, over the counter, prescribed, therapy, therapeutic, therapist, therapists, counselling, counselor, counsellor, psychology, psychiatrist, psychiatry, psychiatric, psychiatrics, psychiatrists, psychologists, psychological, emotions, emotional turmoil, emotion, emotional, feeling, feelings, unfeeling, anxiety, anxious, depression, depressed, depressing, medicine, medicines, meds, med, overmedicate, overmedicates, overmedicating, over-prescribe, over-prescribed, overprescribe, overprescribes, overprescribing"What is friendship if not constant amateurish psychoanalysis?"
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psychology, psychologist, psychologists, counselor, counselors, counselling, counsel, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, psychiatry, therapy, therapies, therapist, therapists, shrink, shrinks, friendship, friendships, complain, complaining, complains, psychoanalysis, psychoanalyst, psychoanalysts, mate, mates, buddy, buddies, friend, friends, amateur, poor, complain, complaining, complaints, complainsTherapist wearing a Yankees' cap talks with an upset patient wearing a Mets cap.
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sport, sports, baseball, baseball hat, baseball hat, baseball cap, baseball caps, fan, fans, loss, losses, lost, competition, competitive, upset, depression, unhappy, therapy, therapist, therapists, shrink, shrinks, psychology, psychologist, psychologists, psychiatry, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, counselor, counselors, counseling, counsellor, counsellors, counselling, patient, patients, mental health, ny, new york, new york city, rival, rivals, rivalryPsychiatry in the Park
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fitness, psychiatry, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, psychologist, psychologists, psychology, counselor, counselors, counseling, counsellor, counsellors, counselling, therapy, therapist, therapists, fitness obsession, exercise, exercising, exercise obsession, exercise obsessions, fitness obsessions, workout, workouts, working out, fitness fanatic, fitness fanatics, couch, couches, therapists couch, therapist's couch, stroller, strollers, pram, prams, buggy, buggies, pushchair, pushchairs"Looking good!"
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headshrinker, headshrinkers, headshrinking, shrink, shrinks, psychologist, psychologists, psychology, therapist, therapists, therapy, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, psychiatry, psychiatric care, doctor, doctors, compliment, compliments, sane, sanity, insane, insanity, bill of health, clean bill of health, clean bills of health, mentally fit, mental fitness"I'm not sure I can help you - all your issues seem to be copyright-related."
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psychiatrist, psychiatrists, psychiatry, shrink, shrinks, psychologist, psychologists, psychology, mental health, mental state, copyright law, copyright laws, copyright, copyrights, superhero, superheroes, super-hero, super-heroes, super power, super-power, super powers, super-powers, intellectual property, intellectual property law, therapist, therapists"So–what seems to be the problem?"
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therapy, therapist, therapists, psychology, psychologist, psychologists, psychiatry, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, counselor, counselors, counseling, counsellor, counsellors, counselling, patient, patients, mental health, problem, problems, animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, cat, cats, cat owner, cat owners, hat, hats, head, heads, sitting"I do what they tell me, I eat what they give me. How do I know they're not a cult?"
"We don't use the word 'crazy' in this office, Mr. Channing. Everywhere else, sure, but not here."
"Pillows for sleeping on are downstairs. These are all for screaming into."
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shopping, retail, housewares, home goods, home decor, decorations, decoration, pillow, pillows, throw pillows, throw pillow, cushion, cushions, screaming, screaming into, sleeping, anger management, therapy, therapist, therapists, psychology, psychologist, psychologists, psychiatry, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, counselor, counselors, counseling, counsellor, counsellors, counselling, mental health, customer service, types of pillows, anger, clerk, clerks, staff"Damn, Tyler, I thought you'd worked through all that in therapy."
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office worker, office workers, office work, office job, office jobs, therapy, counseling, counselling, psychology, psychologist, psychologists, psychiatry, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, mental health issue, mental health issues, mental health disorder, mental health disorders, childhood, child hood trauma, childish, childishness jack in a box, jack-in-a-box, teddy bear, teddy bears, teddy, teddies, bear, bears"I'm going to be late, dear. It's total craziness here."
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crazy, craziness, insane, insanity, therapist, therapists, therapy, shrink, shrinks, psychologist, psychologists, psychology, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, psychiatry, busy day, busy days, late, late night, late nights, work late, working late, works late, insult, insulting, insulted, faux pas, choice of words, poor choice of words, long day, long days, mental health, insensitive, insensitivity"Look, making you happy is out of the question, but I can give you a compelling narrative for your misery."
"Well, if you buy the stuff the public-relations people put out, I'm Edward the Great."
"Wow! You need professional help."
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medical, psychiatry, psychology, incompetents, professional help, therapist, therapists, wild story, wild stories, crazy story, crazy stories, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, psychologist, psychologists, analyst, analysts, psychological problem, psychological problems, mental health, mentally ill, mental illness, mankoff"Enemies, yes, but doesn't your moat also keep out love?"
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moat, moats, castle, castles, enemies, enemy, king, kings, monarch, monarchs, monarchy, royal, royals, battlement, battlements, loneliness, lonely, isolation, isolated, shrink, shrinks, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, psychiatry, therapist, therapists, commitment phobia, commitment phobias, cold feet, commitment issue, commitment issues"As far as your bill is concerned, I've finally learned to say no."
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therapy, therapist, therapists, psychology, psychologist, psychologists, psychiatry, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, counselor, counselors, counseling, counsellor, counsellors, counselling, patient, patients, mental health, bill, bills, money, medical bill, medical bills, medical costs, cost, costs, expenses, expensive, medical billing, learning to say no, saying no, no, finally"Don't worry. Fantasies about devouring the doctor are perfectly normal."
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cat, cats, psychologist, psychology, psychologists, therapist, therapists, therapy, fantasy, doctor, doctors, subconscious, mouse, mice, predator, predators, prey, rodent, rodents, psychology, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, psychiatry, analyst, analysts, analysis, psychoanalysis, psychoanalyst, conflict of interest, conflicts of interest"I don't like him."
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therapy, therapist, therapists, psychology, psychologist, psychologists, psychiatry, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, couples therapy, marriage counselor, marriage counselors, marriage counseling, marriage counsellor, marriage counsellors, marriage counselling, patient, patients, mental health, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, unhealthy relationship, unhealthy relationships, unhappy relationship, unhappy relationships, love, hate, marriage, marriages, married life, unhappy marriage, unhappy marriages, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, conflict, conflicts, dislike, divorce, divorces, divorcing, split, splits, splitting, separation, separations, separating, breakup, breakups"As I recall from the last session, you were born in Tennessee and raised in the woods, so you knew every tree. Then something happened when you were only three. What was that?"
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therapy, therapist, therapists, shrink, shrinks, psychology, psychologist, psychologists, psychiatry, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, counselor, counselors, counseling, counsellor, counsellors, counselling, patient, patients, session, sessions, mental health, davy crockett, song, songs, ballad, ballads, theme song, theme songs, music, lyrics, tennessee, coonskin hat, coonskin hats, frontiersman, frontiersmen, folk hero, folk heros, childhood, problems, issues