Psychics Cartoons

"I'm getting your dear, departed husband—he can't believe you paid forty-five dollars for this."

"Just say Stamboat Bluffs Oktoberfest, 1953. He'll know who it is."

"The proposal sounds good. Of course, I still have to run it by my people over at the Psychic Friends Network."

"Tell her she's dead. I don't want to talk about the relationship."

Executelepathy

"I get the sense there's some large body of water you're longing to return to - not a lake, maybe a sea? Is it an ocean?"

"All I know is she has unlimited access."

"You will fall backward. But eventually you will spring ahead."

"I'm having my entrails read."

"He passed away last week. Can I give him a message?"

"Sorry—that's the screen saver."

"A wonderful cat is coming into your life."

Channelling on the Cheap

"You will have a nice day."

"Now, right over here there's going to be some congestion, so get off I-95 and take the Hutchinson River Parkway."

"Get the S.E.C.! I've got Bernard Baruch on hold."

"Your car is being hot-wired."

"Perhaps you'd like a second opinion?"

"Couldn't you at least try and read my mind?"

"For what it's worth, next week all your stars and planets will be in good aspect for you to launch an invasion of England."

"I see a vague figure of someone groping...groping...groping..Yes, yes, it's coming in more clearly now! It seems to be—yes, it is a man! The man has a briefcase! And some papers! The man is an economist!"

Crystal Goldfish Bowl

"Being a psychic is hard. But I knew it would be hard."

"You are fair, compassionate, and intelligent, but you are perceived as biased, callous, and dumb."

"Our medical intuitive will read your now."