"I'm getting your dear, departed husband—he can't believe you paid forty-five dollars for this."
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old age, age, ageing, aged, retired, retirement, little old lady, old lady, crystal, crystal ball, fortune, fortunes, fortune teller, mystic, mystics, psychic, psychics, seance, commune, communicate, occult, occult arts, fortune, future, ghost, ghosts, spirit, spirits, spirit world, spirit realm, wife, wives, flirt, memory, remember, remembered, remembering, memories, youth"The proposal sounds good. Of course, I still have to run it by my people over at the Psychic Friends Network."
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psychic friends network, telephones, television, proposals, meetings, psychics, my people, spiritualists, business, executives, entertainment, management, psychic, expert, experts, expertise, spiritualist, executive, boardroom, boardrooms, board room, board rooms, consultant, consultants, consulting, business proposal, business proposals"Tell her she's dead. I don't want to talk about the relationship."
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exec, execs, executive, executives, psychic, psychics, psychic power, psychic powers, telepathy, telepath, telepathic, communication, good communication, boss, big boss, bosses, chief exec, chief executive, management, upper management, manager, managers, yes man, yes men, businessman, businessmen, business men, business man"I get the sense there's some large body of water you're longing to return to - not a lake, maybe a sea? Is it an ocean?"
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psychic, psychics, fortune, fortune teller, mystic, mysticism, divination, diving, crystal ball, crystal, crystal balls, ocean, oceans, sea, sealife, marine, marine life, whale, whales, bogus, hoax, con, con artist, conned, cons, hoax, hoaxes, clairvoyant, obvious, obviously, beached, beach, beaches, beached whale, beached whales, state the obvious, states the obvious, stating the obvious"All I know is she has unlimited access."
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politics, american, america, united states, us, u.s., united states of america, usa, u.s.a., washington, white house, oval office, reagan, ronald reagan, nancy reagan, first lady, president, presidents, chief of staff, unlimited access, access, fortune-telling, fortunetelling, fortune, fortunes, fortune-teller, fortune-tellers, fortuneteller, fortunetellers, fortune teller, fortune tellers, psychic, psychics, seer, seers, astrology, secretary, secretaries, receptionist, receptionists, suspicious, questionable, strange, unusual"You will fall backward. But eventually you will spring ahead."
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history, historical, ancient, rome, roman, romans, roman empire, religion, religious, temple, temples, haruspex, haruspices, haruspicy, divination, fortune-telling, fortunetelling, fortune, fortunes, fortune-teller, fortune-tellers, fortuneteller, fortunetellers, fortune teller, fortune tellers, psychic, psychics, future, prediction, predictions, predicting, see the future, seeing the future, seer, seers, animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, goat, goats, death, entrails, black humor, black humour, dark humor, dark humour"He passed away last week. Can I give him a message?"
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receptionist, receptionists, secretary, secretaries, leave a message, leave messages, death, dead, passed away, died, died suddenly, sudden death, workaholic, workaholics, work addict, work addicts, at the office, on-call, always on-call, psychic, psychics, talking to the death, talk to the dead, speak to the dead, speak with the dead, medium, psychic medium, mediums, psychic mediums, seance"Sorry—that's the screen saver."
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fortune-telling, fortunetelling, fortune, fortunes, fortune-teller, fortune-tellers, fortuneteller, fortune tellers, fortune teller, fortune teller, psychic, psychics, future, prediction, predictions, predicting, client, clients, customer, customers, modern life, technology, computer, computers, screensaver, screensavers, screen saver, screen saver, crystal ball, crystal balls, crystallomancy, crystal-gazing, scrying, vision, visions, see the future, seeing the future, divination, seer, seers"A wonderful cat is coming into your life."
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fortune-telling, fortunetelling, fortune, fortunes, fortune-teller, fortune-tellers, fortuneteller, fortunetellers, fortune teller, fortune tellers, psychic, psychics, future, prediction, predictions, predicting, client, clients, customer, customers, vision, visions, see the future, seeing the future, divination, seer, seers, occult, supernatural, palmistry, palm reading, palm reader, palm readers, chiromancy, line, lines, palm, palms, hand, hands, animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, cat, cats, feline, felines, cat owner, cat owners, cat lady, cat ladies, relationship, relationships, love, romanceChannelling on the Cheap
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cheap, ripoff, ripped off, medium, mediums, psychic, psychics, paranormal, channel, channelling, pseudo science, science, sciences, myth, myths, legend, legends, past life, past lives, talking to the dead, ghost, ghosts, scam, scam artist, scam artists, fortune teller, fortune tellers, seance, seances"You will have a nice day."
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fortune-telling, fortunetelling, fortune, fortunes, fortune-teller, fortune-tellers, fortuneteller, fortunetellers, fortune teller, fortune tellers, psychic, psychics, future, prediction, predictions, predicting, client, clients, customer, customers, crystal ball, crystal balls, crystallomancy, crystal-gazing, scrying, vision, visions, see the future, seeing the future, divination, seer, seers, occult, supernatural, smiley face, smiley faces, happy face, happy faces, smile, smiles, smiling, happy, nice day, good day, good news, positive, optimist, optimism"Now, right over here there's going to be some congestion, so get off I-95 and take the Hutchinson River Parkway."
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fortune-telling, fortunetelling, fortune, fortunes, fortune-teller, fortune-tellers, fortuneteller, fortunetellers, fortune teller, fortune tellers, psychic, psychics, future, prediction, predictions, predicting, client, clients, customer, customers, chiromancy, palm reading, palm readings, palm reader, palm readers, palmistry, palmist, palmists, see the future, seeing the future, divination, seer, seers, occult, supernatural, car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobiles, driving, driver, drivers, transportation, traffic, traffic jam, traffic jams, bad traffic, congestion, gridlock, rush hour, new york, new york city, ny, nyc, detour, detours, highway, highways, motorway, motorways, map, maps, line, lines, directions, commuter, commuters, commuting"Get the S.E.C.! I've got Bernard Baruch on hold."
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psychic, fortune teller, fortune tellers, psychics, pseudo-science, crystal ball, presidential advisor, presidential advisors, presidential adviser, presidential advisers, financier, financiers, securities and exchange commission, government, governments, politics, politician, politicians, political, political leader, political leaders, economy, economic, predict the future, predicting the future, seeing into the future, magic, magical"Your car is being hot-wired."
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fortune-telling, fortunetelling, fortune, fortunes, fortune-teller, fortune-tellers, fortuneteller, fortune tellers, fortune teller, fortune teller, psychic, psychics, future, prediction, predictions, predicting, client, clients, customer, customers, modern life, crystal ball, crystal balls, crystallomancy, crystal-gazing, scrying vision, visions, see the future, seeing the future, divination, seer, seers, crime, hot-wiring, hot-wired, car theft, vehicle theft, stolen car, stolen cars, theft, robbery, robberies, real-time, realtime, live, urban, urban life, urban living, city, cities, city life, living in the city, city living"Perhaps you'd like a second opinion?"
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fortune-telling, fortunetelling, fortune, fortunes, fortune-teller, fortune-tellers, fortuneteller, fortunetellers, fortune teller, fortune tellers, psychic, psychics, future, prediction, predictions, predicting, client, clients, customer, customers, crystal ball, crystal balls, crystallomancy, crystal-gazing, scrying, vision, visions, see the future, seeing the future, divination, seer, seers, occult, supernatural, second opinion, second opinions, advice, opinion, opinions, denial, nonacceptance"Couldn't you at least try and read my mind?"
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gender politics, gender role, gender roles, husband, husbands, wife, wives, married life, married problem, girlfriends, boyfriend, boyfriends, mind reader, mind readers, mind reading, mind-reader, mind-readers, mind-reading, psychic powers, effort, marital problem, marital problems, illusion, psychic, psychics, domestic, domestics, love life"For what it's worth, next week all your stars and planets will be in good aspect for you to launch an invasion of England."
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astrologer, astrologers, astrology, invade, invades, invading, invasion, invasions, norman, normans, horoscope, horoscopes, luck, good luck, war, wars, warring, warfare, predict, predicts, predicting, prediction, predictions, psychic, psychics, argue, argues, arguing, battle, battles, battling, fortune, fortunes, fortune teller, fortune tellers, fortune telling, start a war, starting a war, england, united kingdom"I see a vague figure of someone groping...groping...groping..Yes, yes, it's coming in more clearly now! It seems to be—yes, it is a man! The man has a briefcase! And some papers! The man is an economist!"
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cat, cats, cat lover, cat lovers, cat owner, cat owners, pet cat, pet cats, goldfish, goldfish bowl, goldfish bowls, fish bowl, fish bowls, cliche, cliches, predication, predictions, fortune teller, fortune tellers, soothsayer, soothsayers, crystal ball, crystal balls, predicting the future, psychic, psychics, easy guess, cheat, cheating"Being a psychic is hard. But I knew it would be hard."
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fortune-telling, fortunetelling, fortune, fortunes, fortune-teller, fortune-tellers, fortuneteller, fortunetellers, fortune teller, fortune tellers, psychic, psychics, future, prediction, predictions, predicting, crystal ball, crystal balls, crystallomancy, crystal-gazing, scrying, vision, visions, see the future, seeing the future, divination, seer, seers, difficult, hard, foresight"You are fair, compassionate, and intelligent, but you are perceived as biased, callous, and dumb."
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relationships, public, pseudo science, relations, men, psychics, fortune tellers, psychology, personality, perception, perceptions, unpopular, unpopularity, callous, unlikable, unlikable personality, misperception, misperceptions, false impression, false impressions, bad impression, bad impressions, mankoff"Our medical intuitive will read your now."
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