Psychobabble Cartoons

"We couldn't connect. He kept spouting technobabble, and I, of course, kept coming back with psychobabble."

Artist:
Harris, Sidney
Search ID:
CC38878
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3361x3245 pixels (unwatermarked)
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connect, connects, connecting, connection, incompatible, compatibility, psychobabble, technobabble, techie, tech, tech lover, tech lovers, personable, date, dates, dating, single life, single, bad date, bad dates, no spark, talk past each other, talking past each other, impersonal, nerd, nerds, geek, geeks, dinner date, dinner dates, blind date, blind dates

"Look, babe. At this point, you've reinvented yourself so many times you're back to who you were at the start."

Artist:
Mankoff, Bob
Search ID:
CC38874
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2916x2256 pixels (unwatermarked)
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movie executives, directors, screenwriters, actors, reinvent, hollywood, start, telephones, entertainment, psychology, psychobabble, reinvention, identity, identities, signature, reinvents, lack of identity, new identity, new identities, social identity, social identities, mankoff

"Have I ever hugged you, Elkins?"

Artist:
Steiner, Peter
Search ID:
CC25011
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2140x1783 pixels (unwatermarked)
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hug, hugs, hugging, display of affection, displays of affection, physical display, physical displays, psychobabble, affection, affectionate, withhold, withholds, withholding, hard to please, difficult to please, butler, butlers, driver, drivers, driving, limo, limos, limo driver, limo drivers, limousine, limousines, introvert, introverts, introversion, withdrawn

"Now, just a darn minute, Fowler! You're not the only member of this board who was a victim of ritual satanic abuse!"

Artist:
Lorenz, Lee
Search ID:
CC24156
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1603x1306 pixels (unwatermarked)
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satanic abuse, satanic ritual, satanic rituals, abuse victim, abuse victims, board, boardroom, boardrooms, boards, family business, family businesses, psychobabble, psychoanalysis, satanism, abuser, abusers, trauma, traumatic, objection, objections

"I'm finding it difficult to keep alive the little embezzler within."

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
Search ID:
CC37035
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2500x1999 pixels (unwatermarked)
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prison, prisons, prisoner, prisoners, in prison, in jail, in gaol, gaol, jail, gaols, jails, cellmate, cellmate, inner child, the inner child, embezzler, embezzlers, white collar crime, white collar crimes, white collar criminal, white collar criminals, embezzling, psychobabble, criminal, criminals, corrupt, corruption

"The most important thing is to believe in yourself."

Artist:
Frascino, Edward
Search ID:
CC24902
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2375x1968 pixels (unwatermarked)
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believe in yourself, believing in yourself, survivorship bias, survival bias, bias, biases, self-belief, self-esteem, rich, riches, rich person, rich people, wealthy elite, wealthy elites, tip, tips, life tip, life tipes, psychobabble, philosophy, life philosophy, life philosophies, roman emperor, roman emperors, emperor, emperors, privilege, privileged life, privileged lives, roman, romans, ancient rome, arrogant, arrogance

"Now I see your problem—linear thought."

Artist:
Lorenz, Lee
Search ID:
CC28956
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2316x1985 pixels (unwatermarked)
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linear thought, linear thoughts, psychobabble, dinner party, dinner parties, dinner, dinners, formal dinner, formal dinners, digital, digital age, analog, analogue, advice, diagnose, diagnoses, diagnosing, formal party, formal parties, impose, imposes, imposing

"Woulda, coulda, shoulda. Next!"

Artist:
Kaplan, Bruce
Search ID:
CC31914
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3062x2361 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
therapy, therapist, therapists, psychology, psychologist, psychologists, psychiatry, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, mental health, depressed, depression, sad, sadness, patient, patients, self esteem, self conscious, bad advice, psychobabble, mental illness, dismiss, hypothetical, hypothetical questions, hypothetical question, saying, sayings, expression, expressions

"I released a lot of emotion with my drumming, but I still need to have a tantrum."

Artist:
Kaplan, Bruce
Search ID:
CC143915
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5700x4456 pixels (unwatermarked)
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kid, kids, child, children, toddler, toddlers, behavior, behaviour, tantrum, tantrums, fit, fits, toy, toys, playing, music, musical instrument, musical instruments, drum, drums, drumming, banging, hitting, music therapy, musical therapy, temper, emotion, emotions, emotional, anger, angry, release, mental health, frustration, psychobabble, psychology, modern kids, modern children, modern life

"We find the defendant guilty on all charges, Your Honor. On the positive side, we really liked his openness and energy."

Artist:
Twohy, Mike
Search ID:
CC29598
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1840x1800 pixels (unwatermarked)
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court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, trial, trials, legal system, justice system, law, judge, judges, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, defendant, defendants, defense, defence, client, clients, jury, juries, foreman, foremen, verdict, verdicts, guilty, charge, charges, positive, positives, positive side, optimism, optimist, optimists, openness, energy, psychology, psychobabble

"So, when he says, 'What a good boy am I,' Jack is really reinforcing his self-esteem."

Artist:
Twohy, Mike
Search ID:
CC23801
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1321x1246 pixels (unwatermarked)
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kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, family, families, son, sons, boy, boys, book, books, literature, bedtime, storytime, story time, reading to children, reading to kids, mother goose, nursery rhyme, nursery rhymes, rhyme, rhymes, little jack horner, children's story, children's stories, what a good boy am i, self-esteem, self-confidence, reinforcing, therapy, therapist, therapists, psychology, psychologist, psychologists, psychiatry, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, counseling, counselling, mental health, self-help, psychobabble, psycho-babble, modern life, modern parents, modern parenting, modern parenthood, millennial, millennials, raising kids, raising children, emotions, feelings, mollycoddling, coddling, overprotective

"Maybe we should try visualization, Chief!"

Artist:
Koren, Edward
Search ID:
CC41089
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fire, house fire, house fires, fire, firemen, fireman, firefighter, firefighters, fire engine, fire engines, fire truck, fire trucks, fighting fire, putting out a fire, extinguishing, chief, chiefs, psychology, visualising, visualizing, visualization, visualisation, imagination, imagining, innovation, psychobabble, emergency, emergencies

"That was a fine report, Barbara. But since the sexes speak different languages, I probably didn't understand a word of it."

Artist:
Handelsman, J. B.
Search ID:
CC22425
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1362x1164 pixels (unwatermarked)
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report, reports, sexism, sexist, misogynist, misogynists, misogyny, business, businesses, corporate culture, boys club, boys clubs, boys' club, boys' clubs, club, clubs, glass ceiling, glass ceilings, women in the workplace, communicate, communicates, communication style, communication styles, sex difference, sex differences, gender, gender difference, gender differences, gender divide, wage gap, wage gaps, income gap, income gaps, boardroom, boardrooms, board room, board rooms, psychobabble, psychology, feminist, feminists, feminism

"You see? Once more, Wile E. Coyote is restored swiftly and miraculously to health. His potential trauma has been trivialized, and we are yet again amused."

Artist:
Ziegler, Jack
Search ID:
CC25490
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1615x1297 pixels (unwatermarked)
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kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, family, families, television, televisions, watching television, tv, tvs, watching tv, t.v., t.v.s, watching t.v., cartoons, animation, animations, famous character, famous characters, fictional character, fictional characters, health, miracle, miracles, trauma, mental health, funny, humour, humor, entertainment, education, educating, learning, teaching, psychobabble, violent, violence, desensitized, desensitised, desensitization, desensitisation, analysis, analyses, analysing, analyzing, modern life

"I pick up on people's pain, Alexander. What's wrong?"

Artist:
Koren, Edward
Search ID:
CC37524
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party, parties, mental illness, depression, mental health, psychology, psychological, perception, perceptive, psychobabble, bar, bars, cocktail bar, cocktail bars, pub, pubs, pain, heartbreak, heart broken, senses, sense, men, man, woman, women, date, dates, dating

"Oh, Stanford, I'm touched. Trust is such an important first step."

Artist:
Barsotti, Charles
Search ID:
CC24969
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3019x1723 pixels (unwatermarked)
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date, dates, first date, first dates, boyfriend and girlfriend, boyfriends and girlfriends, honest, honesty, vulnerable, vulnerability, open up, opening up, new relationship, new relationships, first step, first steps, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, insecure, insecurity, psychobabble, buzzword, buzzwords, cardboard box, cardboard boxes

"Can you believe this is happening to me? Her scores are very low in self-esteem."

Artist:
Koren, Edward
Search ID:
CC28761
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3419x2886 pixels (unwatermarked)
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kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, family, families, elementary, primary, kindergarten, education, school, schools, schooling, student, students, class, classes, score, scores, mark, marks, grade, grades, low, self-esteem, self-confidence, psychology, psychobabble, ego, vain, vanity, pretentious, modern life, modern parents, modern family, modern families, mental health

"Your dad seems really focussed on his own journey."

Artist:
Crawford, Michael
Search ID:
CC37046
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middle age, middle aged, mid life crisis, mid life crises, mid-life crisis, mid-life crises, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, bad parent, bad parents, bad parenting, car, cars, auto, autos, sports car, sports cars, race car, race cars, color me gone, colour me gone, personal journey, personal journey, psychobabble

"I would share my cookies, but I'm afraid I'll set up a cycle of dependency."

Artist:
Smaller, Barbara
Search ID:
CC33135
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kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, family, families, share, sharing, learning to share, cookie, cookies, friend, friends, friendship, mate, mates, dependency, dependant, cycle, cycles, cycle of dependency, mental health, psychology, psychobabble, unhealthy, relationship, relationships, relationship issue, relationship problems, modern life

"She's not very good at defending herself, but she does very well at identifying her feelings."

Artist:
Koren, Edward
Search ID:
CC25472
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3281x2825 pixels (unwatermarked)
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kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, family, families, defending, defensive, identifying, feeling, feelings, emotion, emotions, psychology, crying, emotional, upset, development, developmental stages, childhood, toddler, toddlers, psychobabble

"I'm not angry, I'm just very disappointed."

Artist:
Barsotti, Charles
Search ID:
CC34803
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3028x2661 pixels (unwatermarked)
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animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, dog, dogs, canine, canines, dog owner, dog owners, bad dog, bad dogs, disappointed, disappointment, angry, anger, upset, psychology, emotion, emotions, feelings, guilt, guilty, psychobabble

"Last week, I think I had a near-life experience."

Artist:
Frascino, Edward
Search ID:
CC37041
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2026x1745 pixels (unwatermarked)
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couple, couples, marriages, husband and wife, husbands and wives, unhappy relationship, unhappy relationships, bad relationship, bad relationships, near death experience, near death experiences, near-death experiences, near-death experience, nda, ndas, psychology, psychobabble, jargon, buzzword, buzzwords, middle age, middle aged, bored, boredom, boring, disappointment, disappointed, disappointments, disappointing, wasted life, mental health, mental health problems, mental health issues

"O.K. What part of 'malignant regression and pathogenic reintrojection as a defense against psychic decompensation' don't you understand?"

Artist:
Mankoff, Bob
Search ID:
CC44556
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2515x1771 pixels (unwatermarked)
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therapy, therapist, therapists, in therapy, counselor, counselors, counseling, counsellor, counsellors, counselling, psychologist, psychologists, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, in counseling, in counselling, mental health, mental health problems, mental health problem, mental health issues, mental health issues, psychobabble, technojargon, technobabble, jargon, pretentious, pretension, pretentiousness, confused, confusion, inaccessible, inaccessibility, buzzword, buzzwords

"We're a great team, Sash—you with your small and large motor skills, me with my spatial awareness and hand-eye coördination."

Artist:
Koren, Edward
Search ID:
CC34955
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3906x3074 pixels (unwatermarked)
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beach, beaches, seashore, seaside, sand, sandcastle, sandcastles, playing, building, kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, family, families, development, stages of development, childhood, small motor skills, large motor skills, fine motor skills, gross motor skills, spatial awareness, hand-eye coordination, hand-eye co-ordination, psychobabble, talent, talents, skill, skills, growing up, team, teams, working together, teamwork, modern life