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Psychobabble Cartoons
Psychobabble cartoon 1 of 30
"I'm not angry, I'm just very disappointed."
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animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, dog, dogs, canine, canines, dog owner, dog owners, bad dog, bad dogs, disappointed, disappointment, angry, anger, upset, psychology, emotion, emotions, feelings, guilt, guilty, psychobabblePsychobabble cartoon 2 of 30
"She's not very good at defending herself, but she does very well at identifying her feelings."
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kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, family, families, defending, defensive, identifying, feeling, feelings, emotion, emotions, psychology, crying, emotional, upset, development, developmental stages, childhood, toddler, toddlers, psychobabblePsychobabble cartoon 3 of 30
"We couldn't connect. He kept spouting technobabble, and I, of course, kept coming back with psychobabble."
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connect, connects, connecting, connection, incompatible, compatibility, psychobabble, technobabble, techie, tech, tech lover, tech lovers, personable, date, dates, dating, single life, single, bad date, bad dates, no spark, talk past each other, talking past each other, impersonal, nerd, nerds, geek, geeks, dinner date, dinner dates, blind date, blind datesPsychobabble cartoon 4 of 30
"You see? Once more, Wile E. Coyote is restored swiftly and miraculously to health. His potential trauma has been trivialized, and we are yet again amused."
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kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, family, families, television, televisions, watching television, tv, tvs, watching tv, t.v., t.v.s, watching t.v., cartoons, animation, animations, famous character, famous characters, fictional character, fictional characters, health, miracle, miracles, trauma, mental health, funny, humour, humor, entertainment, education, educating, learning, teaching, psychobabble, violent, violence, desensitized, desensitised, desensitization, desensitisation, analysis, analyses, analysing, analyzing, modern lifePsychobabble cartoon 5 of 30
"If I'd only had the psychobabble then for what I have now."
Psychobabble cartoon 6 of 30
"We're a great team, Sash—you with your small and large motor skills, me with my spatial awareness and hand-eye coördination."
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beach, beaches, seashore, seaside, sand, sandcastle, sandcastles, playing, building, kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, family, families, development, stages of development, childhood, small motor skills, large motor skills, fine motor skills, gross motor skills, spatial awareness, hand-eye coordination, hand-eye co-ordination, psychobabble, talent, talents, skill, skills, growing up, team, teams, working together, teamwork, modern lifePsychobabble cartoon 7 of 30
"That was a fine report, Barbara. But since the sexes speak different languages, I probably didn't understand a word of it."
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report, reports, sexist, misogynist, misogynists, misogyny, business, businesses, corporate culture, boys club, boys clubs, boys' club, boys' clubs, club, clubs, glass ceiling, glass ceilings, women in the workplace, communicate, communicates, communication style, communication styles, sex difference, sex differences, gender difference, gender differences, gender divide, wage gap, wage gaps, income gap, income gaps, boardroom, boardrooms, board room, board rooms, psychobabble, psychology, feminist, feminists, feminismPsychobabble cartoon 8 of 30
"We find the defendant guilty on all charges, Your Honor. On the positive side, we really liked his openness and energy."
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court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, trial, trials, legal system, justice system, law, judge, judges, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, defendant, defendants, defense, defence, client, clients, jury, juries, foreman, foremen, verdict, verdicts, guilty, charge, charges, positive, positives, positive side, optimism, optimist, optimists, openness, energy, psychology, psychobabblePsychobabble cartoon 9 of 30
"So, when he says, 'What a good boy am I,' Jack is really reinforcing his self-esteem."
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"Maybe we should try visualization, Chief!"
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fire, house fire, house fires, fire, firemen, fireman, firefighter, firefighters, fire engine, fire engines, fire truck, fire trucks, fighting fire, putting out a fire, extinguishing, chief, chiefs, psychology, visualising, visualizing, visualization, visualisation, imagination, imagining, innovation, psychobabble, emergency, emergenciesPsychobabble cartoon 11 of 30
"The most important thing is to believe in yourself."
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believe in yourself, believing in yourself, survivorship bias, survival bias, bias, biases, self-belief, self-esteem, rich, riches, rich person, rich people, wealthy elite, wealthy elites, tip, tips, life tip, life tipes, psychobabble, philosophy, life philosophy, life philosophies, roman emperor, roman emperors, emperor, emperors, privilege, privileged life, privileged lives, roman, romans, ancient rome, arrogant, arrogancePsychobabble cartoon 12 of 30
"Now I see your problem—linear thought."
Psychobabble cartoon 13 of 30
"Now, just a darn minute, Fowler! You're not the only member of this board who was a victim of ritual satanic abuse!"
Psychobabble cartoon 14 of 30
"I released a lot of emotion with my drumming, but I still need to have a tantrum."
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kid, kids, child, children, toddler, toddlers, behavior, behaviour, tantrum, tantrums, fit, fits, toy, toys, playing, music, musical instrument, musical instruments, drum, drums, drumming, banging, hitting, music therapy, musical therapy, temper, emotion, emotions, emotional, anger, angry, release, mental health, frustration, psychobabble, psychology, modern kids, modern children, modern lifePsychobabble cartoon 15 of 30
"Can you believe this is happening to me? Her scores are very low in self-esteem."
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kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, family, families, elementary, primary, kindergarten, education, school, schools, schooling, student, students, class, classes, score, scores, mark, marks, grade, grades, low, self-esteem, self-confidence, psychology, psychobabble, ego, vain, vanity, pretentious, modern life, modern parents, modern family, modern families, mental healthPsychobabble cartoon 16 of 30
"I would share my cookies, but I'm afraid I'll set up a cycle of dependency."
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kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, family, families, share, sharing, learning to share, cookie, cookies, friend, friends, friendship, mate, mates, dependency, dependant, cycle, cycles, cycle of dependency, mental health, psychology, psychobabble, unhealthy, relationship, relationships, relationship issue, relationship problems, modern lifePsychobabble cartoon 17 of 30
"Woulda, coulda, shoulda. Next!"
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therapy, therapist, therapists, psychology, psychologist, psychologists, psychiatry, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, mental health, depressed, depression, sad, sadness, patient, patients, self esteem, self conscious, bad advice, psychobabble, mental illness, dismiss, hypothetical, hypothetical questions, hypothetical question, saying, sayings, expression, expressionsPsychobabble cartoon 18 of 30
"O.K. What part of 'malignant regression and pathogenic reintrojection as a defense against psychic decompensation' don't you understand?"
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therapy, therapist, therapists, in therapy, counselor, counselors, counseling, counsellor, counsellors, counselling, psychologist, psychologists, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, in counseling, in counselling, mental health, mental health problems, mental health problem, mental health issues, mental health issues, psychobabble, technojargon, technobabble, jargon, pretentious, pretension, pretentiousness, confused, confusion, inaccessible, inaccessibility, buzzword, buzzwordsPsychobabble cartoon 19 of 30
"Have I ever hugged you, Elkins?"
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hug, hugs, hugging, display of affection, displays of affection, physical display, physical displays, psychobabble, affection, affectionate, withhold, withholds, withholding, hard to please, difficult to please, butler, butlers, driver, drivers, driving, limo, limos, limo driver, limo drivers, limousine, limousines, introvert, introverts, introversion, withdrawnPsychobabble cartoon 20 of 30
"Your dad seems really focussed on his own journey."
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middle age, middle aged, mid life crisis, mid life crises, mid-life crisis, mid-life crises, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, bad parent, bad parents, bad parenting, car, cars, auto, autos, sports car, sports cars, race car, race cars, color me gone, colour me gone, personal journey, personal journey, psychobabblePsychobabble cartoon 21 of 30
"Last week, I think I had a near-life experience."
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couple, couples, marriages, husband and wife, husbands and wives, unhappy relationship, unhappy relationships, bad relationship, bad relationships, near death experience, near death experiences, near-death experiences, near-death experience, nda, ndas, psychology, psychobabble, jargon, buzzword, buzzwords, middle age, middle aged, bored, boredom, boring, disappointment, disappointed, disappointments, disappointing, wasted life, mental health, mental health problems, mental health issuesPsychobabble cartoon 22 of 30
"I pick up on people's pain, Alexander. What's wrong?"
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party, parties, mental illness, depression, mental health, psychology, psychological, perception, perceptive, psychobabble, bar, bars, cocktail bar, cocktail bars, pub, pubs, pain, heartbreak, heart broken, senses, sense, men, man, woman, women, date, dates, datingPsychobabble cartoon 23 of 30
"We tried macrobiotics, we tried crystals, we tried meditation. Finally, we tried divorce. That worked."
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relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, conflict, conflicts, divorce, divorces, split, splits, separation, separations, breakup, breakups, break up, break ups, break-up, break-ups, self-help, psychobabble, psychology, macrobiotics, crystals, meditation, fitness, science, therapy, therapist, therapists, shrink, shrinks, psychology, psychologist, psychologists, psychiatry, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, couples therapy, marriage counselor, marriage counselors, marriage counseling, marriage counsellor, marriage counsellors, marriage counsellingPsychobabble cartoon 24 of 30
"She's a fully self-actualized cat."
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self actualization, self-actualization, self actualisation, self-actualisation, psychobabble, buzzword, buzzwords, jargon, psychology, self esteem, cat, cats, pet cat, pet cats, cat lover, cat lovers, cat owner, cat owners, kidding yourself, fulfilled, fulfillment, pet, pets, pet owner, pet ownersPsychobabble cartoon 25 of 30
"I'm finding it difficult to keep alive the little embezzler within."
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prison, prisons, prisoner, prisoners, in prison, in jail, in gaol, gaol, jail, gaols, jails, cellmate, cellmate, inner child, the inner child, embezzler, embezzlers, white collar crime, white collar crimes, white collar criminal, white collar criminals, embezzling, psychobabble, criminal, criminals, corrupt, corruptionMore cartoons with the keyword 'psychobabble'