Psychologist Cartoons

"I'm a social scientist, Michael. That means I can't explain electricity or anything like that, but if you ever want to know about people I'm your man."

"What is friendship if not constant amateurish psychoanalysis?"

Therapist wearing a Yankees' cap talks with an upset patient wearing a Mets cap.

"You may be suffering from what's known as full nest syndrome."

Psychiatry in the Park

"Listen, everybody feels a little depressed around this time of year!"

"Looking good!"

"I'm not sure I can help you - all your issues seem to be copyright-related."

"So–what seems to be the problem?"

Agoraphobia

"We don't use the word 'crazy' in this office, Mr. Channing. Everywhere else, sure, but not here."

"Pillows for sleeping on are downstairs. These are all for screaming into."

"I usually wake up screaming at six-thirty, and I'm in my office by nine."

"Oops! I just deleted all your files. Can you repeat everything you've ever told me?"

"Damn, Tyler, I thought you'd worked through all that in therapy."

"I'm going to be late, dear. It's total craziness here."

"First, we'll look for repressed memories of malpractice suits."

"Look, making you happy is out of the question, but I can give you a compelling narrative for your misery."

"Right. Money isn't everything - what's the other thing again?"

"O.K., just one more and then I've got to get on with my life."

Good shrink, bad shrink.

"Well, if you buy the stuff the public-relations people put out, I'm Edward the Great."

A man hangs himself in the voting booth.

"Nd how did tht mke u feel?"

"Actually, these aren't bad times to be delusional."