Psychologist Cartoons

"I'm not sure I can help you - all your issues seem to be copyright-related."

Artist:
Lorenz, Lee
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CC134127
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2998x2956 pixels (unwatermarked)
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psychiatrist, psychiatrists, psychiatry, shrink, shrinks, psychologist, psychologists, psychology, mental health, mental state, copyright law, copyright laws, copyright, copyrights, superhero, superheroes, super-hero, super-heroes, super power, super-power, super powers, super-powers, intellectual property, intellectual property law, therapist, therapists

"I'm a social scientist, Michael. That means I can't explain electricity or anything like that, but if you ever want to know about people I'm your man."

Artist:
Handelsman, J. B.
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CC37823
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social scientist, social scientists, electricity, social study, social studies, social sciences, anthropology, psychology, psychologist, psychologists, knowledge, major, majors, bachelor's degree, ba, bas, sociology, sociologist, sociologists, anthropologist, anthropologists, archaeology, political science, useless knowledge, useless information, scientist, scientists, hard science, hard sciences, dad, dads, father, fathers, parent, parents

"I usually wake up screaming at six-thirty, and I'm in my office by nine."

Artist:
Cotham, Frank
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CC38604
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1500x1553 pixels (unwatermarked)
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wake, wakes, wake up, wakes up, waking up, scream, screams, screaming, stress, stressed out, stressing out, anxiety, anxieties, anxious, anxiousness, complain, complains, complaining, complaint, complaints, depression, depressed, unhappy, miserable, misery, miserable existence, businessman, businessmen, upper class, upper classes, upper crust, psychology, psychologist, psychologists, suburb, suburbs, suburban life, bored, boring, stressor, stressors, modern life, modern times, modern man, working man, working men

"You may be suffering from what's known as full nest syndrome."

Artist:
Diffee, Matthew
Search ID:
CC124491
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empty nest, empty nests, empty nest syndrome, adult children, live at home, lives at home, living at home, suffer, suffers, suffering, retiree, retirees, syndrome, syndromes, mental health, psychologist, psychologists, shrink, shrinks, therapist, therapists, therapy

"Oops! I just deleted all your files. Can you repeat everything you've ever told me?"

Artist:
Mankoff, Bob
Search ID:
CC39914
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3067x2101 pixels (unwatermarked)
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psychiatrists, psychologists, everything, erase, delete, accidents, deletes, deleting, accident, therapist, therapists, therapy, psychiatrist, psychologist, file system, filing system, filing systems, personal information, personal info, mankoff

"I'm going to be late, dear. It's total craziness here."

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
Search ID:
CC40088
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1953x1689 pixels (unwatermarked)
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crazy, craziness, insane, insanity, therapist, therapists, therapy, shrink, shrinks, psychologist, psychologists, psychology, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, psychiatry, busy day, busy days, late, late night, late nights, work late, working late, works late, insult, insulting, insulted, faux pas, choice of words, poor choice of words, long day, long days, mental health, insensitive, insensitivity

"First, we'll look for repressed memories of malpractice suits."

Artist:
Cotham, Frank
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CC37368
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business, businesses, businessmen, business men, business man, businessman, psychologist, psychology, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, informer, inform, informant, trick, tricked, malpractice, malpractices, investigate, investigation, interrogate, interrogation, therapy, therapist, therapists, corporate, corporation, management, big business, manager, managers

"Right. Money isn't everything - what's the other thing again?"

Artist:
Mankoff, Bob
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CC119357
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3000x1904 pixels (unwatermarked)
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rich, poor, money, greed, psychology, therapy, psychologist, greedy, businessman, businessmen, purpose of life, life's purpose, meaning of life, bottom line, bottoms lines, business interest, business interests, callow, corporate stooge, corporate stooges, elite, elites, elitist, elitists, mankoff

"Look, making you happy is out of the question, but I can give you a compelling narrative for your misery."

Artist:
Mankoff, Bob
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CC124685
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therapy, therapists, psychiatrists, compelling narrative, compel, compels, compelling, compelling narratives, therapist, therapists, therapy, psychologist, psychologists, psychology, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, psychiatry, happy, happiness, happy life, happy lives, mankoff

Good shrink, bad shrink.

Artist:
Stevens, Mick
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CC123588
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1680x1384 pixels (unwatermarked)
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shrink, shrinks, psychologist, psychologists, good cop, good cops, bad cop, bad cops, mental health, therapy, therapist, therapists, psychiatrist, psychiatry, group session, group sessions, group therapy, group therapist, group therapists

"O.K., just one more and then I've got to get on with my life."

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
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CC25029
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pet, pets, psychology, psychologist, psychologists, get on with life, stick, sticks, chase, chases, chasing, dog, dogs, patient, patience, impatient, short attention span, short attention spans, attention span, attention spans, game, games

"Wow! You need professional help."

Artist:
Mankoff, Bob
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CC23467
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medical, psychiatry, psychology, incompetents, professional help, therapist, therapists, wild story, wild stories, crazy story, crazy stories, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, psychologist, psychologists, analyst, analysts, psychological problem, psychological problems, mental health, mentally ill, mental illness, mankoff

"Actually, these aren't bad times to be delusional."

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
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CC133356
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delusion, delusions, delusional, deluded, therapy, therapist, therapists, shrink, shrinks, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, psychiatry, mental health, mental state, mental states, psychologist, psychologists, patient, patients, psychoanalyst, psychoanalysts

"Don't worry. Fantasies about devouring the doctor are perfectly normal."

Artist:
Lorenz, Lee
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CC30985
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cat, cats, psychologist, psychology, psychologists, therapist, therapists, therapy, fantasy, fantasies, doctor, doctors, subconscious, mouse, mice, predator, predators, prey, rodent, rodents, psychology, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, psychiatry, analyst, analysts, analysis, psychoanalysis, psychoanalyst, conflict of interest, conflicts of interest

"Look, you're not the only one with problems."

Artist:
Mankoff, Bob
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CC125395
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therapy, psychiatrist, psychologist, chair, depression, analysis, therapist, therapists, psychiatrists, psychiatry, psychologist, psychologists, psychology, shrink, shrinks, problem, problems, personal problem, personal problems, solidarity, difference, differences, mankoff

"I can no longer tell the difference between what's real football and what's fantasy football."

Artist:
Sipress, David
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CC133927
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football, fantasy football, footballers, supporters, fan, fans, fantasy, disassociation, shrink, psychologist, psychiatrist, psychologists, psychiatrists, footballer, imagination, fantasies, league, soccer

"Protect your family, protect your yard, and stop obsessing about port security."

Artist:
Barsotti, Charles
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CC124075
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protect, protects, protecting, protection, protections, security, security system, security systems, obsession, obsessions, obsessing, guard dog, guard dogs, guard, guards, guarding, worry, worries, worrying, worrier, worriers, anxious, anxiety, anxieties, therapist, therapists, therapy, psychologist, psychologists, psychology, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, psychiatry

"You only think you're barking at nothing. We're all barking at something."

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
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CC33049
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bark, barks, barking, woof, woofs, woofing, imagination, imaginary, imagine, pretend, pretends, pretending, dog, dogs, pet dog, pet dogs, dog lover, dog lovers, philosophy, life philosophy, life philosophies, threat, threats, threatening, therapist, therapists, therapy, psychologist, psychologists, psychology, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, psychiatry

"And how does that make you feel about your father?"

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
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CC29034
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chiropractor, chiropractors, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, psychologist, psychologists, psychiropractor, hybrid, hybrids, combination, combinations, combined, father, fathers, parent, parents, feeling, feelings, personal question, personal questions, chiropractics, fraud, frauds, fraudulent, fraudulence, daddy issues, muscle, muscles, muscle pain

"You haven't a clue what I'm talking about, do you?"

Artist:
Ziegler, Jack
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CC121479
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dog, dogs, cat, cats, communication, communication problem, communication problems, conflict of interest, conflicts of interest, therapy, therapist, therapists, counsellor, counsellors, counselor, counselors, counselling, psychologist, psychologists, psychology, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, psychiatry

"Looking good!"

Artist:
Wilson, Gahan
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CC28003
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1916x1841 pixels (unwatermarked)
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headshrinker, headshrinkers, headshrinking, shrink, shrinks, psychologist, psychologists, psychology, therapist, therapists, therapy, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, psychiatry, psychiatric care, doctor, doctors, compliment, compliments, sane, sanity, insane, insanity, bill of health, clean bill of health, clean bills of health, mentally fit, mental fitness

". . . and I haven't met anyone interesting in years." "What am I-chopped liver?"

Artist:
Kaplan, Bruce
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CC25343
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psychiatrist, psychiatrists, psychologist, psychologists, counselor, counselors, counselling, counsel, undervalued, insulting, insulted, poor practice, taking offense, offended, offense, ignored, ignoring, ignores, attention, craving attention, interesting, interest, left out, leave out, leaving, unprofessional

"Listen, everybody feels a little depressed around this time of year!"

Artist:
Wilson, Gahan
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CC35348
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santa, santas, father christmas, st nick, saint nick, saint nicholas, st nicholas, kris kringle, kris-kringle, santa claus, depressed, depression, holiday, holidays, christmas, christmases, christmas depression, mental health, therapy, therapies, irony, ironic, psychology, psychologist, psychologist, shrink, shrinks, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, therapist, therapists, counselor, counselors, analyst, psychoanalyst