"I'm a social scientist, Michael. That means I can't explain electricity or anything like that, but if you ever want to know about people I'm your man."
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social scientist, social scientists, electricity, social study, social studies, social sciences, anthropology, psychology, psychologist, psychologists, knowledge, major, majors, bachelor's degree, ba, bas, sociology, sociologist, sociologists, anthropologist, anthropologists, archaeology, political science, useless knowledge, useless information, scientist, scientists, hard science, hard sciences, dad, dads, father, fathers, parent, parents"What is friendship if not constant amateurish psychoanalysis?"
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psychology, psychologist, psychologists, counselor, counselors, counselling, counsel, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, psychiatry, therapy, therapies, therapist, therapists, shrink, shrinks, friendship, friendships, complain, complaining, complains, psychoanalysis, psychoanalyst, psychoanalysts, mate, mates, buddy, buddies, friend, friends, amateur, poor, complain, complaining, complaints, complainsTherapist wearing a Yankees' cap talks with an upset patient wearing a Mets cap.
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sport, sports, baseball, baseball hat, baseball hat, baseball cap, baseball caps, fan, fans, loss, losses, lost, competition, competitive, upset, depression, unhappy, therapy, therapist, therapists, shrink, shrinks, psychology, psychologist, psychologists, psychiatry, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, counselor, counselors, counseling, counsellor, counsellors, counselling, patient, patients, mental health, ny, new york, new york city, rival, rivals, rivalryPsychiatry in the Park
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fitness, psychiatry, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, psychologist, psychologists, psychology, counselor, counselors, counseling, counsellor, counsellors, counselling, therapy, therapist, therapists, fitness obsession, exercise, exercising, exercise obsession, exercise obsessions, fitness obsessions, workout, workouts, working out, fitness fanatic, fitness fanatics, couch, couches, therapists couch, therapist's couch, stroller, strollers, pram, prams, buggy, buggies, pushchair, pushchairs"Listen, everybody feels a little depressed around this time of year!"
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santa, santas, father christmas, st nick, saint nick, saint nicholas, st nicholas, kris kringle, kris-kringle, santa claus, depressed, depression, holiday, holidays, christmas, christmases, christmas depression, mental health, therapy, therapies, irony, ironic, psychology, psychologist, psychologist, shrink, shrinks, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, therapist, therapists, counselor, counselors, analyst, psychoanalyst"Looking good!"
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headshrinker, headshrinkers, headshrinking, shrink, shrinks, psychologist, psychologists, psychology, therapist, therapists, therapy, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, psychiatry, psychiatric care, doctor, doctors, compliment, compliments, sane, sanity, insane, insanity, bill of health, clean bill of health, clean bills of health, mentally fit, mental fitness"I'm not sure I can help you - all your issues seem to be copyright-related."
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psychiatrist, psychiatrists, psychiatry, shrink, shrinks, psychologist, psychologists, psychology, mental health, mental state, copyright law, copyright laws, copyright, copyrights, superhero, superheroes, super-hero, super-heroes, super power, super-power, super powers, super-powers, intellectual property, intellectual property law, therapist, therapists"So–what seems to be the problem?"
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therapy, therapist, therapists, psychology, psychologist, psychologists, psychiatry, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, counselor, counselors, counseling, counsellor, counsellors, counselling, patient, patients, mental health, problem, problems, animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, cat, cats, cat owner, cat owners, hat, hats, head, heads, sittingAgoraphobia
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therapy, therapist, therapists, counseling, counselor, counselors, counselling, counsellor, counsellors, psychologist, psychologists, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, agoraphobia, agoraphobic, insecure, insecurity, phobia, phobias, mental health, mental health issues, mental health problems, therapists couch, therapist's couch, in therapy, accommodate, accommodating, unprofessional, anxious, anxiety, anxieties, anxiety disorder, anxiety disorders"We don't use the word 'crazy' in this office, Mr. Channing. Everywhere else, sure, but not here."
"Pillows for sleeping on are downstairs. These are all for screaming into."
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shopping, retail, housewares, home goods, home decor, decorations, decoration, pillow, pillows, throw pillows, throw pillow, cushion, cushions, screaming, screaming into, sleeping, anger management, therapy, therapist, therapists, psychology, psychologist, psychologists, psychiatry, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, counselor, counselors, counseling, counsellor, counsellors, counselling, mental health, customer service, types of pillows, anger, clerk, clerks, staff"I usually wake up screaming at six-thirty, and I'm in my office by nine."
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wake, wakes, wake up, wakes up, waking up, scream, screams, screaming, stress, stressed out, stressing out, anxiety, anxieties, anxious, anxiousness, complain, complains, complaining, complaint, complaints, depression, depressed, unhappy, miserable, misery, miserable existence, businessman, businessmen, upper class, upper classes, upper crust, psychology, psychologist, psychologists, suburb, suburbs, suburban life, bored, boring, stressor, stressors, modern life, modern times, modern man, working man, working men"Oops! I just deleted all your files. Can you repeat everything you've ever told me?"
"Damn, Tyler, I thought you'd worked through all that in therapy."
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office worker, office workers, office work, office job, office jobs, therapy, counseling, counselling, psychology, psychologist, psychologists, psychiatry, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, mental health issue, mental health issues, mental health disorder, mental health disorders, childhood, child hood trauma, childish, childishness jack in a box, jack-in-a-box, teddy bear, teddy bears, teddy, teddies, bear, bears"I'm going to be late, dear. It's total craziness here."
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crazy, craziness, insane, insanity, therapist, therapists, therapy, shrink, shrinks, psychologist, psychologists, psychology, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, psychiatry, busy day, busy days, late, late night, late nights, work late, working late, works late, insult, insulting, insulted, faux pas, choice of words, poor choice of words, long day, long days, mental health, insensitive, insensitivity"First, we'll look for repressed memories of malpractice suits."
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business, businesses, businessmen, business men, business man, businessman, psychologist, psychology, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, informer, inform, informant, trick, tricked, malpractice, malpractices, investigate, investigation, interrogate, interrogation, therapy, therapist, therapists, corporate, corporation, management, big business, manager, managers"Look, making you happy is out of the question, but I can give you a compelling narrative for your misery."
"Right. Money isn't everything - what's the other thing again?"
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rich, poor, money, greed, psychology, therapy, psychologist, greedy, businessman, businessmen, purpose of life, life's purpose, meaning of life, bottom line, bottoms lines, business interest, business interests, callow, corporate stooge, corporate stooges, elite, elites, elitist, elitists, mankoff"Well, if you buy the stuff the public-relations people put out, I'm Edward the Great."
A man hangs himself in the voting booth.
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vote, votes, voting day, voting days, voting booth, voting booths, choice, choices, psychology, psychologist, psychologists, hang, hangs, hanging, suicidal, difficult choice, difficult choice, option, options, bad option, bad options, candidate, candidates, politician, politicians, democracy, democracies, democratic system, democratic traditions, least worst option, least worst options, lesser of two evils, two evils, compromise, compromises, compromising, compromise candidate, compromise candidates"Nd how did tht mke u feel?"
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