Psychologists Cartoons

Psychologists Cartoons

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"I'm not sure I can help you - all your issues seem to be copyright-related."

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"I'm a social scientist, Michael. That means I can't explain electricity or anything like that, but if you ever want to know about people I'm your man."

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"Could we up the dosage? I still have feelings."

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"Look, call it denial if you like, but I think what goes on in my personal life is none of my own damn business."

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"I usually wake up screaming at six-thirty, and I'm in my office by nine."

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"Excuse me, Doc, my attention wandered. What type of deficit disorder did you say I had?"

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"You may be suffering from what's known as full nest syndrome."

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"Oops! I just deleted all your files. Can you repeat everything you've ever told me?"

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"I'm going to be late, dear. It's total craziness here."

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"Look, making you happy is out of the question, but I can give you a compelling narrative for your misery."

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Good shrink, bad shrink.

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"O.K., just one more and then I've got to get on with my life."

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"Wow! You need professional help."

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"Actually, these aren't bad times to be delusional."

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"Don't worry. Fantasies about devouring the doctor are perfectly normal."

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"Look, you're not the only one with problems."

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"I can no longer tell the difference between what's real football and what's fantasy football."

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"Protect your family, protect your yard, and stop obsessing about port security."

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"And what do you think will happen if you do get on the couch?"

Artist: Barsotti, Charles   Search ID: CC32932   High Res: 3042x1475 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags: psychologist, psychologists, fear, fears, phobia, phobias, dog, dogs, couch, couches, sofa, sofas, furniture, sit, sits, sitting, forbidden, complex, complexes, guilt, guilt complex, guilt complexes, irrational fear, irrational fears, chair, chairs, good dog, good dogs, therapy, therapist, therapists, psychiatry, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, mental block, mental blocks, scold, scolding, scolded, dog person, dog people

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"You only think you're barking at nothing. We're all barking at something."

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"And how does that make you feel about your father?"

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"You haven't a clue what I'm talking about, do you?"

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"You're the therapist - you make it go away."

Artist: Barsotti, Charles   Search ID: CC131181   High Res: 4746x2300 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags: therapist, therapists, therapy, shrink, shrinks, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, psychiatry, mental health, mental state, mental illness, hallucination, hallucinations, paranoia, phobia, phobias, monster, monsters, imagination, imaginations, psychologist, psychologists

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"Looking good!"

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". . . and I haven't met anyone interesting in years." "What am I-chopped liver?"

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