Psychology Cartoons

"I'm a social scientist, Michael. That means I can't explain electricity or anything like that, but if you ever want to know about people I'm your man."

"Could we up the dosage? I still have feelings."

"What is friendship if not constant amateurish psychoanalysis?"

Therapist wearing a Yankees' cap talks with an upset patient wearing a Mets cap.

Psychiatry in the Park

"Listen, everybody feels a little depressed around this time of year!"

"Looking good!"

"I have a lot of angst, but I haven't figured out how to package it."

"I'm not sure I can help you - all your issues seem to be copyright-related."

"So–what seems to be the problem?"

"There is no justice in the world."

"Well, you don't look like an experimental psychologist to me."

"We don't use the word 'crazy' in this office, Mr. Channing. Everywhere else, sure, but not here."

"Pillows for sleeping on are downstairs. These are all for screaming into."

"Being in possession of great wealth made me a bit self-conscious at first, but I finally came to terms with it."

"I usually wake up screaming at six-thirty, and I'm in my office by nine."

"I'm not angry, I'm just very disappointed."

"Damn, Tyler, I thought you'd worked through all that in therapy."

"I'm going to be late, dear. It's total craziness here."

"First, we'll look for repressed memories of malpractice suits."

"Look, making you happy is out of the question, but I can give you a compelling narrative for your misery."

"Right. Money isn't everything - what's the other thing again?"

"O.K., just one more and then I've got to get on with my life."

"I know what I said ten minutes ago. That was the old me talking."

'The Girl Who Can't Say No Meets The Boy Who Won't Grow Up'