"My fellow victims. . . "
"No, thanks - I'm a libertarian."
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"Can I bring you something else to complain about?"
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"There's the pressure from my public, naturally, as well as the pressure from my publisher, my agent, and all that. But the real pressure comes from that devil inside that makes me different from other men, that makes me a writer. But, of course, you know all about pressure, grinding out those papers at Sarah Lawrence."
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"Totally naked except for my socks. How 'bout yourself?"
"By the time we can marry in all fifty states, we'll probably be divorced."
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"Sorry, folks, but I'll have to see your tax return."
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"They're crowdsourcing your session."
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"Your Honor, all this pretrial publicity has made my client look fat."
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"I refuse to squabble in public until we're legally married."
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Hillary's Listening Tour of Apartment 8-B
Turning 'Raw Hype' Into 'Pure Hype'
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"Everybody on the bus today was played by Anthony Hopkins."
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"Oh, Herb. Not Another Open Letter To Miley Cyrus."
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Off-Duty Cab Co.
A woman stands on a beach watching an airplane going by pulling a banner that reads "Debbie, I have a problem with intimacy - Tony".
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"I can squeeze you in between my public apology and my book deal."
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Bus of Fools
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"My composition is called 'Mrs. Torrence Is a Big Fat Idiot.' "
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"The scales say 'alien overlord,' but the rolled-up sleeves say 'man of the people.'"
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The Jitney 'Cross The Styx
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"Hail to thee, Frederick Law Olmsted!"
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"Darling, let's forget all those things we said about each other on Sally, Oprah and Joan Rivers."
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"I'm going to let you off this time with a misdemeanor against humanity."
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"Do we need to do this in public?"
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