"Actually, I preferred 'Heaven,' too, but then the marketing guys got hold of it."
"You have, it would appear, high recognition!"
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A woman on a beach boardwalk looks shocked as a topless man walks past her with a back tattoo that reads "I got hepatitis at Randy's Tattoo Parlor."
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"Wait, those weren't lies. That was spin!"
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"Well, if you buy the stuff the public-relations people put out, I'm Edward the Great."
"Yes, but take away the rodent droppings and the occasional shard of glass, and you've still got a damn fine product."
"He has some ﬁnal words he wants to say, Nurse. Send in his speechwriters."
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"Young people today need heroes - that's why I hired a P.R. firm."
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"Bruce, you look fabulous! Who's doing your creative?"
"All I'm saying is, giving a little something to the arts might help our image."
Truth, Justice, Equality and Public Relations
"It's a very rare disease - it doesn't have a cure. It doesn't even have a spokesperson."
"We're interested in words, not deeds."
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"It's not a completely blind date - he sent me some promotional material."
"Just so you guys know, in the event of an emergency I'm fully trained in P.R."
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"Now go to the comment box under your picture and type, 'No matter what you've been hearing, I'm really a very nice person.' "
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"You are, without a doubt, the worst publicist I've ever had!"
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"Is there a spin doctor in the house?"
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"If you ask me, the fire has the most potential, but it's the smoke that has people talking."
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"You realize, of course, that I'll have to make a big show of having security escort you out."
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Turning 'Raw Hype' Into 'Pure Hype'
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"You're allowed to keep collecting the teeth, but we're going to call you a fairy to make it sound less terrifying."
"Has our apologist been alerted?"
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"It's your agent. Everyone wants a piece of you."
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The "This Item Not Sold In Any Store" Store
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