"Will this take me where I want to go, no questions asked?"
"This is impossible. Let's take the next boat."
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This Bus Runs on Punditry
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Woman on Subway's Thoughts
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"Jesus, Isabel, why can't you just grab the bar like everyone else?"
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PULL CORD IN CASE OF SUDDEN AWARENESS THAT THE PERSON NEXT TO YOU IS FACING YOU
Off-Duty Cab Co.
"If I ever make a phone call from a bus, do something about me."
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"Ladies and gentlemen, there is an uptown train a hundred and two stations away."
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"Hey, pal—this isn't the quiet car."
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"On my way home today on the bus, a lone grape rolled down the aisle and came to rest near my foot. It was pale free and looked to be of the seedless variety."
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"This is my stop. May I be released?"
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Another way to keep an empty seat beside you on the train.
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"Take heed! For your journey is filled with long delays and unexpected service charges!"
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The Privatization of the MTA.
"I'm putting you on speaker - it's essential for everyone to hear our conversation."
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"When the roll is called up yonder, I shall be very much surprised if any of the Penn Central management people are there."
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"Metro-North is proud to announce that this morning's trains are running on or close to schedule. The eight-oh-two, however, is not among them."
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"Fresh pepper? Fresh pepper?"
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"Why anyone should look forward to a subway series is beyond me."
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A scene from the upcoming The Taking of Pelham 4-5-6.
Tags:mta, metro transportation authority, propaganda, propagandist, propagandists, public transport, public transit, mass transit, rapid transit, public transportation, satisfaction, customer satisfaction, satisfied, fantasy world, fantasy worlds, subway, subways, new york subway, new york subways, heist film, heist films, heist, heists, movie, movies
"A lonely desperate soul, Napoleon fixed his immutable gaze on the Russian landscape which mirrored that of his soul … swirling, frozen, unforgiv … ah ha!! His bus was coming!!"
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Stopping the bus.
"We're due in court in ten minutes, Counselor - use the big hand!"
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"I'll be a little late. I'm on a Citi Plow."
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