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"No more peanuts until you buy another round of drinks."
"What does your mother have to do to get a drink around here?"
"I'd like to buy everyone a drink. All I ask in return is that you listen patiently to my shallow and simplistic views on a broad range of social and political issues."
"Let 'em try to regulate this!"
"Joe, the beautiful people are back from their summer places. Would you mind not coming in anymore?"
"It's the loony bin. They want to know if you're coming back."
"Stop me if you heard this one."
"You've had enough."