"Call my attorney and say that I killed Ted in self-defense. Call my publicist and say that I wish Ted the best of luck in all his future endeavors."
"He has some ﬁnal words he wants to say, Nurse. Send in his speechwriters."
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"It's not a completely blind date - he sent me some promotional material."
Snow White and her Seven people.
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Never Worked in This Town Again
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"You are, without a doubt, the worst publicist I've ever had!"
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"Were you referred to us by your doctor or publicist?"
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"Is there a spin doctor in the house?"
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"It's your agent. Everyone wants a piece of you."
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"My client has nothing to leak at this time."
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"We'd like to publish it, do nothing to promote it, and watch it disappear from the shelves in less than a month."
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"Damn it, Turner, you were supposed to orchestrate public opinion."
"Oh that's just my publicist, working remotely."
"I see myself as a lot like Garbo, but very much a people person!"
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"Your press kit said you were lots of fun."
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"I was never famous, but then, I never had a publicist."
"'Killer Whale' is terrible branding. From now on, people will call you 'Happy Silly Fun Fish.'"
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"I hear good things about you from your publicist."
"Obviously, because he had the best P.R. people he was the most famous reindeer of all."
"But the P.R. guy says he's going to be O.K."
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A man tries on different cigars in front of a mirror.
"Nothing showy, but we would like to be publicized."