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"I can't help thinking there's a book in this."

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"Great news! Your novel is in a medium-size pile in the middle of the floor about four feet from the left side of Oprah's assistant's desk."

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"The editor who turned down the first Harry Potter book, say hello to the publisher who took a pass on Stephen King."

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"We do not usually acknowledge unsolicited manuscripts, but we want you to know that we tore yours into tiny pieces. Yours sincerely, The Op-Ed Page."

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Publishing Clauses Of The '90s.

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"I like it - it's wonderfully editable."

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Also by the Author...

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"We're still pretty far apart. I'm looking for a six-figure advance and they're refusing to read the manuscript."

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"I'm self-published."

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"Funny, funny, funny, but we're going to pass on 'How to Drink and Drive.' "

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"We feel that your female characters are somewhat undeveloped."

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Tell the author your idea for a book at 3 pm.

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"Your book stinks—we want to publish it."

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Comments: The All-Comments Magazine

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"How's this? 'Mr. Walters lives and works in Westbury, Connecticut, with his wife and daughter and two large Old English sheepdogs.' "

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"Michael self-published his novel then boughtt up his own film rights."

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Meet the Author's Advance

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"I'm writing a memoir. It's mostly recipes."

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"You may already be a Nobel Prize winner!"

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"Goodbye, Mr. Loeffler. And if you decide to write about this, both the 'Star' and the 'National Enquirer' are good possibilities."

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"My wife! My best friend! Advance uncorrected galleys of my new book!"

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"For just one monkey in front of one typewriter you've come up with some amazing stuff."

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"For just one monkey in front of one typewriter you've come up with some amazing stuff."

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"Next week is out. I'll be in Houston merchandising my pain."

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"I'm in not publishing."

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