Publishing Companies Cartoons

Publishing Companies Cartoons

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"I love it. Unspeakable, but accessible."

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"This is shit. We're going to publish it."

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"Some of our ****ing editors think your book is too ****ing dirty, Rosco, but I say **** them. You've really written the **** out of your subject and produced one sweet **** of a novel."

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"It's a terrifically gripping detective thriller, but we were wondering if you could make it Swedish."

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"But think of the S.E.O. if the title actually named the two cities."

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"I love your novel, and I feel that it would make excellent nesting material."

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"It's a heck of a tale...and well told, but we don't publish resumes."

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"We'd like to publish it, do nothing to promote it, and watch it disappear from the shelves in less than a month."

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Inspiration.

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"It doesn't work as a novel. But we're willing to publish it as a desk calendar."

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"It needs a lot of editing."

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"I'm sorry, Susie, but right now we're not in the market for a 'kiss and tell' book."

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"I'm having trouble with the part where the lion doesn't just eat the mouse anyway."

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"There's the pressure from my public, naturally, as well as the pressure from my publisher, my agent, and all that. But the real pressure comes from that devil inside that makes me different from other men, that makes me a writer. But, of course, you know all about pressure, grinding out those papers at Sarah Lawrence."

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"Look, I think it's a cute idea, but the salespeople say there's not market for a big color pop-up book of toxic waste."

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