Pubs Cartoons

"You're cut out for this job."

"I don't vote. They've got machines that do that now."

"He's a curmudgeon now, but he used to be just a mean old bastard."

"Anybody who doesn't like our one-party system can go to Russia!"

"Are you just pissing and moaning, or can you verify what you're saying with data?"

"I can't figure out what's going on with him—he should have been a star by now."

Robbie's Bar & Pain Management Center

"They're making my web-page into a movie!"

"Susan Faludi would like to buy you a brewski."

"So how's the family? Still disintegrating?"

"Sh-h-h-sitting very quietly is part of the pickling process."

Extra Hour of Booze Time as a Security Measure

"You must have thought up a million jokes."

"'Scuse me, Officer, but where do the elite meet to eat around here?"

"Caldwell know whereof he speaks. At least until around eight-thirty or nine."

"Midnight already? Zounds! My wife will heap contumely upon my head!"

"Look, Nixon's no dope. If the people really wanted moral leadership, he'd give them moral leadership."

"What other tricks does he need?"

Happy Hour at the Stamen & Pistil

"You gotta multiply dog years by seven, pal."

"And while you're waiting for your drinks can I get you something from the bar?"

"With your permission, gentlemen, I'd like to offer a kind word on behalf of John Maynard Keynes."

"On the other hand, the price of a barrel of beer is holding steady."

"Fetch and roll over weren't enough-then they sent me to philosophy classes."