Pulled Over Cartoons

"It's not that I'm old. I've always been a lousy driver."

"Do I know how fast I was going? Isn't that your job?"

"O.K., where's the famine?"

"The charge is driving without a tree."

"Sir, please pull the vehicle over first."

Man in bumper car sees traffic cop on bumper-car style motorcycle

"The test calls for a pirouette, sir. Arabesques don't really tell us enough."

"Once I start writing a poem, I can't stop."

"Do you know why I pulled you over?"

"Just a glass of wine with breakfast, officer."

"Do you have any idea how fast you were evolving?"

"Oh, I'm sorry, sir, my mistake. That sign was meant for someone with a less expensive car."

"If I take back what I said about your pants, will you let me go?"

"Yoo-hoo! My husband gets the senior-citizen discount! Yoo-hoo, Officer, yoo-hoo!"

"Sir, have you been drinking, not drinking, drinking, not drinking, drinking?"

"Do you know why I pulled you over? Do you? Do you? Yes, you do."

Clown car full of policemen

"I'd like to give you a break, but we did have you doing a hundred and eighty-six thousand miles a second on the radar."

"Ma'am, are you aware of how many braggy, preachy bumper stickers you've got plastered on the back of your car?"

"Thank God you stopped, you were going so fast I don't know how I ever would have caught up to you."

"I had you doing six in a five."

"That wasn't me, officer. That was the liquor driving."

"I wasn't texting. I was building this ship in a bottle."

"Isn't this right out of Peter Mayle?"

"State bird?" "Eastern goldfinch!" "State flower?" "Purple violet!" "Ok! Go on!"