"Do I know how fast I was going? Isn't that your job?"
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word play, play on words, irony, ironic, police, policeman, police man, police officer, officer, officers, road, roads, highway, highways, interstate, inter state, drive, driving, drives, driven, drove, speed, speeding, speeding ticket, ticket, tickets, pulled over, pull over, motorcycle cop, motorbike cop, cop, cops, sports car, sports cars, sportscar, deadpan, dead pan, sarcasm, sarcastic, bad idea, bad ideas, highway patrol, moving violation, moving violations"O.K., where's the famine?"
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famine, word play, play on words, car, cars, police, police officer, police officers, authorities, authority, cop, cops, traffic cop, traffic cops, speeding, over the limit, over the speed limit, speed limit, speed limits, in a rush, in a hurry, hot dog cart, food cart, street food, food, foods, ticket, tickets, speeding ticket, pulled over, food truck, food trucks, food stall, food stand, hot dog vendor, hot dog stand, law and order"The charge is driving without a tree."
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crime, crimes, criminal, criminals, under arrest, pulled over, traffic violation, drive, driving, driver, drivers, christmas, holiday, holidays, traffic police, traffic cop, police, police officer, police officers, cop, cops, law, laws, law and order, roof rack, roof racks, car, cars"Sir, please pull the vehicle over first."
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sobriety test, sobriety tests, pull over, pulls over, pulling over, pulled over, pulling over, highway patrol, police, police officer, police officers, cop, cops, jump the gun, jumps the gun, jumping the gun, overcompensate, overcompensates, overcompensating, drunk, drunks, drunkard, drunkards, drunken, sober, drunk driver, drunk drivers, drunk driving, drink driving, dui, duis, dwi, dwis, driving under the influence, driving while intoxicated, blackout, blackout drunk, blackout drunks, binge drinking, binge drinker, binge drinkersMan in bumper car sees traffic cop on bumper-car style motorcycle
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bumper cars, bumper car, bumper-car, bumper-cars, ride, rides, amusement park, amusement parks, theme park, theme parks, fun fair, fair, fairs, attraction, attractions, fairground, fairgrounds, kid, kids, child, children, traffic, traffic cop, traffic cops, officer, officers, police, police officer, police officer, cop, cops, pull over, pulled over, traffic stop, traffic stops, police bike, police bikes, motorbike, motorbikes, motorcycle, motorcycle, vehicle, vehicles, car, cars, safety, law, laws, rules"The test calls for a pirouette, sir. Arabesques don't really tell us enough."
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police, police officer, police officers, cop, cops, traffic cop, traffic cops, car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobiles, driving, driver, drivers, transportation, sobriety test, sobriety tests, field sobriety test, field sobriety tests, drinking, drinking and driving, drunk driving, drunk, drunks, dangerous driving, ballet, ballerina, ballerinas, dance, dances, dancer, dancers, arabesque, arabesques, pirouette, pirouettes, test, tests, testing, alcohol, traffic stop, traffic stops, pulled over, impaired driving, impaired driver, impaired drivers, driving impaired, driving under the influence, dui, duis, high"Do you know why I pulled you over?"
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death, grim reaper, grim reapers, reaper, reapers, car, cars, automobile, automobiles, vehicle, vehicles, traffic stop, traffic stops, pull over, pulled over, police, police officer, police officers, cop, cops, traffic cop, traffic cops, ticket, tickets, fine, fines, speeding, speeder, speeders, dangerous driving, dangerous driver, dangerous drivers, transportation"Just a glass of wine with breakfast, officer."
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drink, drinking, drink and drive, drink drive, drink driving, under the influence, dui, driving under the influence, drive, driver, driving, drives, high society, upper class, middle class, wine, wine time, wines, red wine, breakfast, wine o'clock, officer, officers, police officers, pull over, pulled over, alcohol, alcoholic, hollywood, cop, cops, traffic cop, traffic cops, undercut, undercutting, danger, dangerous, law, laws, breaking the law, beat, beat cop"Do you have any idea how fast you were evolving?"
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animal, animals, fish, science, biology, evolution, evolutionary theory, darwin's theory of evolution, theory of evolution, darwin, evolutionism, evolutionist, evolutionists, evolving, evolve, police, police officer, police officers, cop, cops, state trooper, state troopers, traffic, traffic stop, traffic stops, pulled over, ticket, tickets, fine, fines, speeding, fast, too fast, caught, car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobiles, driving, driver, drivers, transportation"Oh, I'm sorry, sir, my mistake. That sign was meant for someone with a less expensive car."
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police, policeman, policemen, police officer, police officers, cop, cops, traffic cop, traffic cops, state trooper, state troopers, traffic stop, traffic stops, pulled over, road sign, road signs, signage, sign, signs, traffic sign, traffic signs, car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobiles, driving, driver, drivers, transportation, rules of the road, breaking the law, traffic laws, mistake, mistakes, error, errors, apologising, apologising, apology, apologies, expensive, sports car, sports cars, luxury car, luxury cars, wealth, wealthy, rich, affluent, show-off, showoff, show-offs, showoffs, showing off, speeding, traffic ticket, traffic tickets, fine, fines, discrimination"If I take back what I said about your pants, will you let me go?"
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police, police officer, police officers, officer, officers, traffic, cop, cops, traffic stop, traffic stops, pulled over, pulling over, driver, drivers, driving, car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobiles, transportation, violation, violations, traffic violation, traffic violations, fine, fines, ticket, tickets, writing a ticket, fashion, pants, trousers, strange, insult, insults, mean comment, mean comments, comment, comments, offended, offend, take back, remorse, remorseful, regret, regrets, bargaining, pleading, begging, negotiating, too late"Yoo-hoo! My husband gets the senior-citizen discount! Yoo-hoo, Officer, yoo-hoo!"
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senior, seniors, senior citizen, pensioner, pensioners, growing old, growing older, senior discount, senior discounts, age, aging, aged, over the hill, wife, wives, overbearing wife, overbearing wives, nagging wife, nagging wives, husbands, husband, police officer, police officers, cop, cops, traffic cop, traffic cops, pull over, pulled over, traffic stop, traffic stops, ticket, tickets, ticketing, getting a ticket, traffic ticket, traffic tickets, driver, drivers, senior driver, senior drivers, older driver, older drivers, traffic fine, traffic fines, senior driver, senior drivers, fine, fines, discount, discounts"Sir, have you been drinking, not drinking, drinking, not drinking, drinking?"
"Do you know why I pulled you over? Do you? Do you? Yes, you do."
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police, police officer, police officers, cop, cops, policeman, policemen, traffic cop, traffic cops, state trooper, state troopers, pulled over, traffic stop, traffic stops, animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, dog, dogs, canine, canines, dog owner, dog owners, transportation, driver, drivers, driving, talking to pets, baby talk, traffic laws, breaking the lawClown car full of policemen
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clown, clown car, clowns, clown cars, car, cars, police, policemen, policeman, cop, cops, traffic cop, state troopers, state trooper, law enforcement, law enforcement officer, law enforcement officers, circus, circus act, circus acts, cars, car, driving, driver, drivers, driving violation, driving violations, crime, performer, performers, performance, entertainment, optical illusion, pulled over, role reversal"I'd like to give you a break, but we did have you doing a hundred and eighty-six thousand miles a second on the radar."
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police, police officer, police officers, cop, cops, state trooper, state troopers, traffic cop, traffic cops, highway patrol, pulling over, pulled over, traffic stop, traffic stops, speeding, crime, fine, fines, ticket, tickets, traffic violation, traffic violations, car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobiles, driving, driver, drivers, transportation, science, physics, speed of light, lightbulb, lightbulbs, light bulb, light bulbs, radar, space, time, speed, insurance, car insurance, dangerous driving, dangerous driver, dangerous drivers"Ma'am, are you aware of how many braggy, preachy bumper stickers you've got plastered on the back of your car?"
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traffic stop, traffic stops, pulled over, pull over, traffic cop, traffic cops, cop, cops, police, police officer, police officers, driver, drivers, driving, car, cars, automobile, automobiles, vehicle, vehicles, bumper sticker, bumpers stickers, bumper, bumpers, sticker, stickers, brag, preach, boast, gloat, religious, religion, evangelise, evangelist, evangelists"Thank God you stopped, you were going so fast I don't know how I ever would have caught up to you."
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police, policeman, policemen, cop, cops, traffic, traffic cop, traffic cops, police officer, police officers, law enforcement, speeding, car, cars, ticket, tickets, fine, fines, law and order, speed limit, speed limits, pulled over, speeder, speeders, speeding ticket, speeding tickets, speed ticket, speed tickets, transport cop, transport cops, transport police"I had you doing six in a five."
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golf, golfing, golfer, golfers, golf enthusiast, gold enthusiasts, golf cart, golf carts, gold buggy, golf buggies, traffic police, traffic cop, speeding, speeding fine, speeding fines, speeding ticket, speeding tickets, pulled over, bad driver, bad drivers, bad driving, boy racer, overkill, over do, over-do, pedantic"That wasn't me, officer. That was the liquor driving."
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drink, drinks, drunk, drunks, alcoholism, alcoholic, alcoholics, alcohol addict, alcohol addiction, alcohol addicts, drink drive, don't drink and drive, dont drink and drive, drunk driver, drunk drivers, police, policeman, policemen, police officer, police officers, traffic police, ticket, tickets, driving ticket, driving tickets, speeding ticket, speeding tickets, drive, driving, drivers, drivers, unsafe driver, unsafe drivers, dangerous driver, dangerous drivers, pulled over, pull over, under influence, under the influence, driving under the influence, liquor, inebriated, inebriation"I wasn't texting. I was building this ship in a bottle."
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driving, driver, drivers, distracted driving, driving distracted, text, texting, texting while driving, pull over, pulled over, traffic stop, traffic stops, police, police officer, police officers, officer, officers, safe, safety, safe driving, bad driver, bad drivers, distracted driver, distracted drivers, ship in a bottle, ship-in-a-bottle, danger, dangerous, cellphone, cellphones, cell-phone, cell phones, smartphone, smartphones, mobile phone, mobile phones, car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, ticket, tickets, traffic ticket, traffic tickets, fine, fines, excuse, excuses"Isn't this right out of Peter Mayle?"
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travel, traveling, travelling, travelers, travellers, traveler, traveller, drive, driving, road trip, france, french, foreign, foreigner, foreigners, writing, writer, writers, author, authors, leisure, violations, traffic violation, traffic violations, pulled over, countryside, farm, farms, picturesque, car, cars, police, policeman, policewoman, cop, cops, traffic cop, traffic cops, traffic officer, traffic officers, law enforcement"State bird?" "Eastern goldfinch!" "State flower?" "Purple violet!" "Ok! Go on!"
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