"We're running late. Just pick a facial expression already."
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"What have you been up to?"
Tags:tall tale, tall tales, long story, long stories, tale, tales, story, stories, come home late, coming home late, wife, wives, scold, scolds, scolding, nag, nags, nagging, return home, returning home, suspicious, suspicion, suspicions, police line, police lines, husband, husbands, late night, late nights, late, tardy, tardiness, punctual, punctuality
"Mind if I turn my hearing aid down?"
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"If your guys aren't going to show, let's just call it a day."
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"We're going to be late for the awkwardly standing around."
Tags:party, parties, cocktail party, cocktail parties, going out, arriving early, late, lateness, being late, awkward, awkwardness, social awkwardness, socially awkward, introvert, introverts, introverted, standing around, stand around, early, earliness, social norm, socials norm, punctual, punctuality, expectation, expectations, social expectations, middle class, middle class life, first world problems
"Lou can't make the meeting. He's dead."
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"Sorry! Traffic was awful and also I left really late."
Tags:tardy, tardiness, late, lateness, punctual, punctuality, excuse, excuses, lame excuse, lame excuses, traffic, bad traffic, date, dates, stood up, flake, flakes, flaky, honest, honesty, admit, admits, admitting, leave, leaves, leaving, leave late, leaves late, leaving late, careless, carelessness, rude, rudeness, impolite, dinner date, dinner dates
"Sorry I'm late, chief - I fell back when I should have sprung ahead."
Tags:business, management, office, personnel, seasons, spring, language, catchphrases, time change, time changes, spring forward, fall back, autumn, clock change, clock changes, late, late for work, tardy, tardiness, punctuality, punctual, perpetually late, excuse, excuses, bad excuse, bad excuses, boss, bosses, angry boss, angry bosses, mankoff
"I'm late! I'm late! For a very important - we're not putting labels on it right now!"
Tags:punctuality, punctual, protest, protests, protest march, peaceful protest march, protester, protesters, protest marchers, march, marches, parade, parade, placard, placards, dependable, dependability, reliable, reliability, on time, always on time, in good time, on schedule, rally, rallied, rallies, protest rallies, poster, posters, poster boards, poster board, posterboards, posterboard, foam board, foam boards, foamboards, foamboards, demonstration, demonstrations, public demonstration, public demonstrations
"Halloween's tomorrow, Bob."
Tags:halloween, cemetery, cemeteries, zombie, zombies, rise from the dead, living dead, grave, graves, gravestone, gravestones, headstone, headstones, early, too early, early bird, early birds, punctual, punctuality, too soon, too early, bogart creek, monster, monsters, monster movie, monster movies, horror movie, horror movies, all hallows eve, devil's night, devils night, scare, scares, fright, frighten, frightens, trick or treat, trick or treater, trick or treaters