"O.K., I messed up. He didn't have to rub my nose in it."
Sisyphus' baseball game
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"Take away their Game Boys!"
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"Never, ever do that again!"
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"Couldn't I do a couple of hundred hours of community service instead?"
"One is a sham bag for my parents to confiscate."
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"Uh-oh. The so-called marriage penalty."
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Crime & Punishment Mix And Match
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"You'll get three meals a day,but they will all be continental breakfast."
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Aiming the Head
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Oh! The Harsh Inconvenience of the Time-Out.
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"O.K. so clearly the sanctions didn't work."
Pilgrim Watching Turkey on Televisoin
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"It was her dying wish."
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"You must be doing something awfully special not to have your cubicle sealed off, filled with water, and then stocked with piranhas."
"I've never seen Mom this angry before."
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"Then I said, 'So what does a lesbian vegan Wiccan do for fun?'"
"You bludgeoned your cell mate during chapel services, Rhineschreiber! Shame on you!"
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"You would rather let a guilty man go free than punish an innocent one? How do you figure that?"
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"We've decided to convert the dungeon into studio apartments, so kill all the prisoners."
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"I see here several good deeds that seem to have gone unpunished."
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"Before we begin, I'd like to say that in thirty years as an attorney, I've never encountered a more interesting departure from the standard last will and testament."
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