"Judgement Day: Division Four"
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A prisoner in a jail cell reads on his bunk while his pet bird peers out of its prison-like cage beside him.
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"What a couple of clucks we are. Here's another mistake right up here."
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"Always wondered what happened if you tried to drive through without a card."
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Hell's Comedy Club
"That's just so God."
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"A bit prickly, perhaps, but he's not nearly as frightening as I had imagined."
The First Day Back
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In A Just World
"In fact, the work's been so good that we question whether it's Will's own."
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"Are we there yet?"
"My client would like to do his community service in the financial community."
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"I sentence you to five years in prison. For your information, that's fifteen thousand billable hours."
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"O.K. That covers the last meal. Now, which would you prefer, hanging, electrocution, or lethal injection?"
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"Are you ready to play 'Give me a break, I was only human' ?"
"My imaginary friend doesn't like you to talk to me like that, Dad."
"Your curriculum vitae is extremely detailed, isn't it? I don't quite know what to make of the fact that your third-grade teacher, Miss Hartley, made you stand in the corner for throwing an eraser although another kid did it."
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The Death Penalty Box
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"Never, ever do that again!"
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"No more last requests."
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"But I thought once the I.R.S. applied a penalty, that was the end of it."
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"Wings that don't work! Harps that don't play! Are you sure this isn't Hell?"
"I don't mean to be a snob, but I know what real leather sounds like."
"We took care of our leaf problem a long time ago."
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