"Not guilty, because puppies do these things."
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auction, auctions, auctioneer, auctioneers, pup, pups, puppy, puppies, pet, pets, dog, dogs, family pet, family pets, auction house, auction houses, lot, lots, collectible, collectibles, antique, antiques, bid, bids, bidding"You're really light on your feet for a dog."
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backhanded compliment, backhanded compliments, insult, insults, rude, dance, dancing, dancer, dancers, light on your feet, dog owner, dog owners, dog, dogs, pup, pups, puppy, puppies, cat, cats, kitty, kitties, kitten, kittens, pussycat, pussycats, cat owner, cat owners, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, animal, animals, cat lady, cat ladies"And when the time comes the company will put you to sleep at its own expense."
"Lassie! Get help!!"
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therapy, therapists, therapist, counselor, counselors, counseling, counsellor, counsellors, dog, dogs, puppy, puppies, pup, pups, get help, dog movie, dog movies, pet dog, pet dogs, dog lover, dog lovers, pet, pets, dog owner, dog owners, counselling, psychology, psychologist, psychologists, psychiatry, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, shrink, shrinks"I understand cats have three hundred words for kitty litter."
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cat litter, kitty litter, litter box, litter, cat, cats, kitty, kitties, kitten, kittens, pussycat, pussycats, cat owner, cat owners, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, animal, animals, cat lady, cat ladies, dog owner, dog owners, dog, dogs, pup, pups, puppy, puppies"You're completely screwed up."
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unprofessional, rude, insult, insulting, cat, cats, kitty, kitties, kitten, kittens, pussycat, pussycats, cat owner, cat owners, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, animal, animals, cat lady, cat ladies, dog owner, dog owners, dog, dogs, pup, pups, puppy, puppies, therapist, therapists, therapy, mental health, anxiety, anxieties, stress, stressed, psychology, psychologist, psychologists, psychiatry, psychiatry, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, counselor, counselors, counsellor, counsellors, counselling, counseling"As unbelievable as it may seem to you today, this court was once a puppy, too."
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court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, trial, trials, pup, pups, puppy, puppies, pet, pets, dog, dogs, canine, canines, obedience training, judge, judges, dog behaviour, dog behavior, canine behaviour, canine behavior, dog training, puppy training, growing up, misdeed, misdeeds, naughty dog, naughty dogs"A simple command. She gets right to the point. I must obey. Still...I see that rolled-up newspaper as a threatening gesture designed to humble and instill fear. Therefore, later, while she sleeps. I will chew up her other shoe."
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threat, threats, pup, pups, puppy, puppies, pet, pets, pet dog, pet dogs, dog, dogs, dog owner, dog owners, canine, canines, dog behaviour, dog behavior, canine behavior, canine behavior, newspaper, newspapers, obedience training, puppy training, naughty dog, naughty dogs, bad dog, bad dogs, shoe, shoes, chewing"I've been thinking about getting a snail."
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fish, fishbowl, fishbowls, fish tank, fish tanks, pet, pets, pet fish, pet snail, sea snail, sea snails, snail, snails, underwater, underwater creature, underwater creatures, dog, dogs, puppy, puppies, pup, pups, pet dog, pet dogs"God,...you are colorblind."
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colorblind, colourblind, color blind, colour blind, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, dog owner, dog owners, dog, dogs, pup, pups, puppy, puppies, animal, animals, cat, cats, kitty, kitties, kitten, kittens, pussycat, pussycats, cat owner, cat owners, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, animal, animals, cat lady, cat ladies, fashion, fashions, trend, trends, trendy, style, styles, stylish, unfashionable"Live with it! I'm the child she never had."
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dog, dogs, puppy, puppies, pup, pups, pet dog, pet dogs, dog lover, dog lovers, pet, pets, dog owner, dog owners, cat, cats, pet cat, pet cats, cat lover, cat lovers, rival, rivals, competition, competitor, competitors, replacement child, favouritism, favoritism, favorite pet, favourite petPet Hobbies
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hobby, hobbies, tv, tvs, television, televisions, tv show, tv shows, television show, television shows, couch potato, couch potatoes, bookworm, bookworms, book, books, read, reading, dog owner, dog owners, dog, dogs, pup, pups, puppy, puppies, cat, cats, kitty, kitties, kitten, kittens, pussycat, pussycats, cat owner, cat owners, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, animal, animals, cat lady, cat ladies"Have you consider the possibility that I don't want the paper?"
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dog, dogs, dog trick, dog tricks, obedience training, dog training, canine, canines, good dog, newspaper, newspapers, pup, pups, dog owner, dog owners, dog lover, dog lovers, headline, headlines, bad news, current events, avoidance, avoidance tactic, dog trainer, dog trainers, martini, martinis, relaxation, evening paper"Big meeting in Hong Kong, wish I could go."
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office, offices, businessman, businessmen, business, businesses, executive, executives, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, dog owner, dog owners, dog, dogs, pup, pups, puppy, puppies, animal, animals, travel, crate, dog crate, dog crates, cargo, luggage, business trip, business trips"Uh-oh,...she smells another dog in my portfolio..."
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smell, smells, sense of smell, senses, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, dog owner, dog owners, dog, dogs, pup, pups, puppy, puppies, animal, animals, businessman, businessmen, business, businesses, executive, executives, scent, scents"You go on ahead."
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dog, dogs, puppy, puppies, pup, pups, pet dog, pet dogs, dog lover, dog lovers, pet, pets, dog owner, dog owners, dog walk, dog walks, walkies, dog walker, dog walkers, lead, leads, dog lead, dog leads, dog leash, dog leashes, change of plan, change of plans"They think they're accidents."
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play on words, word play, wordplay, catastrophe, catastrophes, pronounce, pronunciation, pronunciations, cat, cats, kitty, kitties, kitten, kittens, pussycat, pussycats, cat owner, cat owners, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, animal, animals, cat lady, cat ladies, dog owner, dog owners, dog, dogs, pup, pups, puppy, puppiesPuppy Doghouse
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doghouse, dog house, doghouses, dog houses, dog litter, dog litters, puppy litter, puppy litters, pup, pups, puppy, puppies, litter, litters, pet, pets, pet dog, pet dogs, dog owner, dog owners, dog lover, dog lovers"Stay!"
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phone, phones, mobile, mobiles, cell, cells, cellphone, cellphones, smartphone, smartphones, losing your phone, losing the phone, landline, landlines, command, commands, forgetful, forgetfulness, dog, dogs, puppy, puppies, pup, pups, pet dog, pet dogs, dog lover, dog lovers, pet, pets, dog owner, dog owners,