Pups Cartoons

"My advice is to learn all the tricks you can while you're young."

"Not guilty, because puppies do these things."

"The bidding will start at eleven million dollars."

"You're really light on your feet for a dog."

"And when the time comes the company will put you to sleep at its own expense."

"Lassie! Get help!!"

"I understand cats have three hundred words for kitty litter."

"You're completely screwed up."

"As unbelievable as it may seem to you today, this court was once a puppy, too."

"A simple command. She gets right to the point. I must obey. Still...I see that rolled-up newspaper as a threatening gesture designed to humble and instill fear. Therefore, later, while she sleeps. I will chew up her other shoe."

"I've been thinking about getting a snail."

"God,...you are colorblind."

"Live with it! I'm the child she never had."

Pet Hobbies

"Yes, I'm talking to you. I believe you're the only Sparky in the house."

"Have you consider the possibility that I don't want the paper?"

"Big meeting in Hong Kong, wish I could go."

"Who even knew they made dog thongs?"

"Uh-oh,...she smells another dog in my portfolio..."

"You go on ahead."

"They think they're accidents."

Cat as Trophy - Catastrophe

Puppy Doghouse

"Stay!"

"Just the slippers is fine!"