Pushy Parents Cartoons

"Please remind your mom and dad that its not a parent-teacher-attorney conference."

"So he got a trophy for good sportsmanship – that doesn't mean he won't go to law school."

"Is this the story you want to tell on your college application?"

"Remember little Rosalie? She has twelve people reporting to her now."

"The labor market is awaiting you!"

Poker Moms

"That ought to shut my mother up."

"He's two onths old and already drooling at a four-month-old level."

"Face it, Mom. I'm not going to college. I want to be a Rockette!"

"We just want you to know that wherever you wind up going to college is fine with us, as long as it's someplace we can brag about to our friends."

"All my children have the potential I never could afford."

"Where am I going to college? I thought this was college."

"Ye-e-es. Yes, you could. You could grow up to be the president of the condo association."

Last Parent Trying To Get Child Into College

"School's out- academic summer camp is in."

"We need to hurry to your next extracurricular activity before the void of my unfulfilled ambitions catches up."

The take your mother to work program.

Meet the Author's Mother

Stage Mother Bear.

"Some day you'll look back at this and remember me as the person who taught you to fear water."

"We want you to have fund, as long as it's fun that enhances a college-admission application."

Saint Anthony's School for Gifted Parents

"Being from another planet is worth thirty points towards your child's admission to Harvard."

"Just remember, son, it doesn't matter whether you win or lose - unless you want Daddy's love."

"...and the shepherd boy never got into any of the really good schools."