"You're really light on your feet for a dog."
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backhanded compliment, backhanded compliments, insult, insults, rude, dance, dancing, dancer, dancers, light on your feet, dog owner, dog owners, dog, dogs, pup, pups, puppy, puppies, cat, cats, kitty, kitties, kitten, kittens, pussycat, pussycats, cat owner, cat owners, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, animal, animals, cat lady, cat ladies"I went the entire day without any human interaction."
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cat, cats, kitty, kitties, kitten, kittens, pussycat, pussycats, interaction, human interaction, cat owner, cat owners, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, animal, animals, cat lady, cat ladies, introvert, introverts, loner, loners, antisocial"I understand cats have three hundred words for kitty litter."
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cat litter, kitty litter, litter box, litter, cat, cats, kitty, kitties, kitten, kittens, pussycat, pussycats, cat owner, cat owners, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, animal, animals, cat lady, cat ladies, dog owner, dog owners, dog, dogs, pup, pups, puppy, puppies"You're completely screwed up."
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unprofessional, rude, insult, insulting, cat, cats, kitty, kitties, kitten, kittens, pussycat, pussycats, cat owner, cat owners, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, animal, animals, cat lady, cat ladies, dog owner, dog owners, dog, dogs, pup, pups, puppy, puppies, therapist, therapists, therapy, mental health, anxiety, anxieties, stress, stressed, psychology, psychologist, psychologists, psychiatry, psychiatry, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, counselor, counselors, counsellor, counsellors, counselling, counseling"Whom should I say is calling?"
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cat, cats, kitty, kitties, kitten, kittens, pussycat, pussycats, feline, felines, bird, birds, mice, mouse, animal, animals, talking animals, talking animal, talking bird, talking birds, doorman, bellhop, reception, receptionist, receptionists, secretary, secretaries, office, offices, calling, call, calls, pet, pets, pest, pests, pet owner, pet ownersFishy Bumper Sticker
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ichthus, ichthys, jesus fish, jesus, god, christianity, christian, christians, bumper sticker, bumper stickers, cat, cats, kitty, kitties, kitten, kittens, pussycat, pussycats, cat owner, cat owners, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, animal, animals, cat lady, cat ladies, fish"It's alive! It's nearly impossible to tell the difference, but it's alive!"
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literature, literary, literacy, mary shelley, frankenstein, cat, cats, kitty, kitties, kitten, kittens, pussycat, pussycats, cat owner, cat owners, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, animal, animals, experiment, experiments, science, scientist, scientists"God,...you are colorblind."
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colorblind, colourblind, color blind, colour blind, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, dog owner, dog owners, dog, dogs, pup, pups, puppy, puppies, animal, animals, cat, cats, kitty, kitties, kitten, kittens, pussycat, pussycats, cat owner, cat owners, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, animal, animals, cat lady, cat ladies, fashion, fashions, trend, trends, trendy, style, styles, stylish, unfashionablePet Hobbies
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hobby, hobbies, tv, tvs, television, televisions, tv show, tv shows, television show, television shows, couch potato, couch potatoes, bookworm, bookworms, book, books, read, reading, dog owner, dog owners, dog, dogs, pup, pups, puppy, puppies, cat, cats, kitty, kitties, kitten, kittens, pussycat, pussycats, cat owner, cat owners, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, animal, animals, cat lady, cat ladies"Today is the day I start the new me!"
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animals, animal, cat, cats, kitty, kitties, pussycat, pussycats, kittens, kitten, animal hoarder, hoarder, hoarders, mess, messy, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, drink, drinker, drinking, martini, martinis, bath, bathing, relax, relaxation, relaxing, change, changing, new me, new life, life changes, life changing, motivation, motivational, lazy, laziness, unmotivated, couch potato, couch potatoes, cat fight, cat fights, adopt don't shop, adoption, pet adoption"Of course it's not a read bird. If it were real we could eat it."
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tv, tvs, television, televisions, tv show, tv shows, television show, television shows, bird, birds, cat, cats, kitty, kitties, kitten, kittens, pussycat, pussycats, cat owner, cat owners, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, animal, animals, cat lady, cat ladies"Janet, cancel my Guido's reservation. I'll be having lunch in the office."
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office, offices, businessman, businessmen, business, businesses, executive, executives, mouse, mice, cat, cats, kitty, kitties, kitten, kittens, pussycat, pussycats, cat owner, cat owners, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, animal, animals, cat lady, cat ladies, intercom, intercoms, threat, threaten, eat, eaten, kill, killer, killers, murder, murderedCat as Trophy - Catastrophe
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play on words, word play, wordplay, catastrophe, catastrophes, pronounce, pronunciation, pronunciations, cat, cats, kitty, kitties, kitten, kittens, pussycat, pussycats, cat owner, cat owners, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, animal, animals, cat lady, cat ladies, dog owner, dog owners, dog, dogs, pup, pups, puppy, puppies"Whatever you do,...don't scurry!"
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hunter, hunters, hunting, cat and mouse, mouse, mice, cat, cats, kitty, kitties, kitten, kittens, pussycat, pussycats, cat owner, cat owners, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, animal, animals, cat lady, cat ladies, stand still, scurry, don't panic, don't move"Yeah you've always been loyal, so what? You're fired."
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fired, let go, lay off, lay offs, laid off, made redundant, redundancy, outsourced, outsourcing, office, offices, businessman, businessmen, business, businesses, executive, executives, dog owner, dog owners, dog, dogs, pup, pups, puppy, puppies, cat, cats, kitty, kitties, kitten, kittens, pussycat, pussycats, cat owner, cat owners, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, animal, animals, cat lady, cat ladies"Glen, I'm not just your editor. I'm also your best friend, and I'm telling you, lose the cat."
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editor, editors, best friend, best friends, man's best friend, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, dog owner, dog owners, dog, dogs, pup, pups, puppy, puppies, animal, animals, cat, cats, kitty, kitties, kitten, kittens, pussycat, pussycats, cat owner, cat owners, author, authors, writer, writers, publisher, publishers"Big deal! You're still all bums to me."
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talking smack, smack talk, talking trash, trash talk, trash talking, smack talking, cat, cats, kitty, kitties, kitten, kittens, pussycat, pussycats, cat owner, cat owners, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, animal, animals, cat lady, cat ladies, dog owner, dog owners, dog, dogs, pup, pups, puppy, puppies"Is your regret that there were three of them or that they were blind?"
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three blind mice, 3 blind mice, nursery rhyme, nursery rhymes, cat, cats, kitty, kitties, kitten, kittens, pussycat, pussycats, cat owner, cat owners, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, animal, animals, cat lady, cat ladies, therapist, therapists, therapy, mental health, anxiety, anxieties, stress, stressed, psychology, psychologist, psychologists, psychiatry, psychiatry, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, counselor, counselors, counsellor, counsellors, counselling, counseling"I've been against it from the start, but who am I? Only her mother."
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owl, owls, owl and the pussycat, poem, poems, poetry, poet, poets, cat, cats, pussycat, pussycats, romance, romances, romantic, unlikely romance, unlikely romances, love, young romance, young love, lover, lovers, edward lear, mom, moms, mum, mums, mothers, mother, motherhood, parents, parent, parenting, guilt, guilty, motherly advice, overbearing mother, parental disapproval, rebellion, rebel, rebellious, parental advice, innocence, innocent love"Live, live, live, live, live, live, live, live, live and let live, live, live, live, live, live, live, live, live, I suppose."
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cat, cats, feline, felines, kitty, kitties, kitty cat, kitty cats, pussycat, pussycats, kitten, kittens, nine lives, proverb, proverbs, live and let live, life, death, ww1, world war 1, world war one, sayings, expressions, co-operative, tolerant, tolerate, tolerance, let it go, let it slide, live and learn, animals, animal, talking animal, talking animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners"Fuggedaboutit!"
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jersey, new jersey, state, states, accent, accents, jersey accent, forget about it, cat, cats, kitty, kitties, kitten, kittens, pussycat, pussycats, cat owner, cat owners, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, animal, animals, cat lady, cat ladies