A deadline comes to chew up a worker.
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"Sometimes it's important to stop whatever break you're taking and just do the work."
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"Tell them that hilarious story about your colonoscopy."
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The Fierce Urgency of Now
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The Graveyard of Past Deadlines
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The Check in the Mail
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"Hey, can I call you right back in two weeks?"
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"Walking down here and asking if I can get you some more detergent from the store is just the beginning of my fence-mending agenda."
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No Dogs Allowed
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"Listen, pal, they're all emergencies."
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A Visit From The Procrastination Muse
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"Harold, you have to stop turning the divorce papers into rabbits. Just sign them and move on."
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"I'll get back to you later."
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"That's a misspelling. The rabbit is 'seared' not 'scared'."
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"It's too late to worry anymore tonight, I'll get up early tomorrow."
"Should we have lunch first?"
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"If reelected, this time, I promise not to procrastinate for four years and then try to get all my governing done in one epic all-nighter."
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